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(Yahoo)   The Ultimate Warrior to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. The Gods have spoken indeed   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 118
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2014-01-14 08:33:41 PM
I, Hoke Hogan, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Hoke Hogan, travel to...WRESTLEMANIA...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Hoke Hogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Hoke Hogan, try to reason why? Do you, Hoke Hogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Hoke Hogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hoke Hogan. Assume the controls, Hoke Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HOKE HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Hoke Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hoke Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hoke Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HOKE HOGAN!

You, Hoke Hogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Hoke Hogan, who is...The Chose One. FOR HOKE HOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Hoke Hogan, am...the only...one...

/destrucity
 
2014-01-14 08:48:53 PM
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2014-01-14 08:50:13 PM
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2014-01-14 08:54:13 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [www.gifcrap.com image 200x200][www.gifcrap.com image 210x205][stream1.gifsoup.com image 320x240]


i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-14 08:55:39 PM
showrenity.com
 
2014-01-14 08:56:56 PM
His interviews were awesome.  His in-ring skills... not so much.
 
2014-01-14 09:00:04 PM
 
2014-01-14 09:13:39 PM
Iron Shiek isn't going to take this well.
 
2014-01-14 09:17:40 PM

Shostie: [img.fark.net image 320x240]


oh great, a never-ending loop of:

HH-"stop it. stop it. stop it. stop it..."
UW-*omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...*
 
2014-01-14 09:21:35 PM

RodneyToady: His interviews were awesome.  His in-ring skills... not so much.


Lou Thesz he is not but, in the circus that is wrestling, you dont have to be Lou Thesz to be successful.
 
2014-01-14 09:22:28 PM
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2014-01-14 09:24:20 PM
When Warrior came back to the WWF in 96/97 for a cup of coffee there were these insane "Way of the Warrior" (I think that was the name) PSA ads that aired during Raw.  They were promoting some kind of school he was running at the time.  I can't find it but I remember there being a kid that has to make some kind of moral decision and there may have been a homeless blind guy involved.

Does anyone else remember this?
 
2014-01-14 09:29:08 PM
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2014-01-14 09:37:54 PM

Gunny Highway: When Warrior came back to the WWF in 96/97 for a cup of coffee there were these insane "Way of the Warrior" (I think that was the name) PSA ads that aired during Raw.  They were promoting some kind of school he was running at the time.  I can't find it but I remember there being a kid that has to make some kind of moral decision and there may have been a homeless blind guy involved.

Does anyone else remember this?


Warrior University

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AUzuNf_6Yg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Nots1xP2w

/unleash the destrucity in your foke!
 
2014-01-14 09:46:40 PM
Ho Kogan inconsolable.

/I know the joke was already made.
//I prefer this spelling. ;)
 
2014-01-14 09:47:30 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: When Warrior came back to the WWF in 96/97 for a cup of coffee there were these insane "Way of the Warrior" (I think that was the name) PSA ads that aired during Raw.  They were promoting some kind of school he was running at the time.  I can't find it but I remember there being a kid that has to make some kind of moral decision and there may have been a homeless blind guy involved.

Does anyone else remember this?

Warrior University

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AUzuNf_6Yg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Nots1xP2w

/unleash the destrucity in your foke!


Do you think any of the graduates of this prestigious institution will be in attendance for Warrior's HOF induction?

/thank you!
 
2014-01-14 09:49:18 PM

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: When Warrior came back to the WWF in 96/97 for a cup of coffee there were these insane "Way of the Warrior" (I think that was the name) PSA ads that aired during Raw.  They were promoting some kind of school he was running at the time.  I can't find it but I remember there being a kid that has to make some kind of moral decision and there may have been a homeless blind guy involved.

Does anyone else remember this?

Warrior University

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AUzuNf_6Yg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Nots1xP2w

/unleash the destrucity in your foke!

Do you think any of the graduates of this prestigious institution will be in attendance for Warrior's HOF induction?

/thank you!


Sure they will; there's always hot dogs and drinks for sale on the lobby.
 
2014-01-14 09:50:44 PM
Erm, in.

/Mulligan for rocking my infant son while typing.
 
2014-01-14 09:51:32 PM
Daniel Bryan apparently suffered a potentially serious concussion Monday night.... fark
 
2014-01-14 09:52:36 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Coked out Warrior on Arsenio Hall LOL


Is there any cocaine left? He appears to have snorted it all.
 
2014-01-14 09:52:39 PM

BKITU: Ho Kogan inconsolable.

/I know the joke was already made.
//I prefer this spelling. ;)


I can see it going either way.

31.media.tumblr.com

z1.demoty.pl
 
2014-01-14 09:54:55 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Daniel Bryan apparently suffered a potentially serious concussion Monday night.... fark


I honestly can not believe anything the dirt sheets report from now until forever...or Mania at least.
 
2014-01-14 10:12:07 PM
*Joe Greed nods his approval, then goes back to selling reindeer damaged escorts*

/ba ba westway ford
//Weeeesssst Waaayyyyy Fooorrrrrd
 
2014-01-14 10:33:19 PM

baka-san: Weeeesssst Waaayyyyy Fooorrrrrd


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-14 10:36:50 PM
Right before one of Warrior's three good matches...

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-14 10:41:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Right before one of Warrior's three good matches...

[31.media.tumblr.com image 460x600]


vs Hogan and vs Rude the other 2?
 
2014-01-14 10:42:50 PM
And it looks like the Undertaker won his rematch with Mae Young. RIP tough lady
 
2014-01-14 10:48:36 PM
 
2014-01-14 11:11:16 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And it looks like the Undertaker won his rematch with Mae Young. RIP tough lady


His Wrestlemania streak remains unbroken.
 
2014-01-14 11:22:38 PM
We get Ultimate Raisin Dick HOF thread and no Mae Young Thread. Someone needs to break mods back and make them humble in old country way. end Sheikiebaby mode.
 
2014-01-14 11:23:21 PM

HawgWild: baka-san: Weeeesssst Waaayyyyy Fooorrrrrd

[s2.quickmeme.com image 343x261]


Hey, I could have done the Trophy Nissan "rap"
 
2014-01-14 11:43:51 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: We get Ultimate Raisin Dick HOF thread and no Mae Young Thread. Someone needs to break mods back and make them humble in old country way. end Sheikiebaby mode.


There is a Mae Young thread.  It's the third this week.
 
2014-01-15 01:42:24 AM

Mentat: Iron Shiek isn't going to take this well.


I don't know, he seems to have taken it in stride.

i513.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-15 01:50:25 AM

globalwarmingpraiser: We get Ultimate Raisin Dick HOF thread and no Mae Young Thread. Someone needs to break mods back and make them humble in old country way. end Sheikiebaby mode.


it's green, and going live soon

i was subby
 
2014-01-15 01:56:47 AM
Would anyone please be kind enough to link me to the Mae Young thread?  I'd be very appreciative.  Thank you.
 
2014-01-15 01:59:13 AM

BKITU: /Mulligan for rocking my infant son while typing.


oi39.tinypic.com

Blackjack Mulligan?
 
2014-01-15 02:00:52 AM

lucasorvis: Would anyone please be kind enough to link me to the Mae Young thread?  I'd be very appreciative.  Thank you.


it will go live within the hour. Since you are without TF, you can't see it yet.
 
2014-01-15 02:18:02 AM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: lucasorvis: Would anyone please be kind enough to link me to the Mae Young thread?  I'd be very appreciative.  Thank you.

it will go live within the hour. Since you are without TF, you can't see it yet.


Thank you!  I'm quite grateful!
 
2014-01-15 02:48:33 AM
How must I prepare you ask?  Should I jump from the highest building?  Should I lie down on the lawn and let them run over me with lawnmowers?  Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?
 
2014-01-15 03:00:18 AM
F*ck a bunch of Warrior. Never cared for the guy at all.
 
2014-01-15 03:06:59 AM
Wait, there's a hall of fame for WWF?

It must be next to the one for the circus, cuz that's just clownshoes.
 
2014-01-15 03:10:16 AM

justtray: Wait, there's a hall of fame for WWF?

It must be next to the one for the circus, cuz that's just clownshoes.


More accurately, it's the Hall of People That Vince McMahon Is Getting Along With Today, but yes. And by Getting Along With I mean Able To Make Money With.
 
2014-01-15 03:58:06 AM
LOAD THE ROCKET SHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL THE ENTIRE FWC FEELS THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WE KNOW NO BOUNDARY WE UNLEASH THE DESTRUCITY OF IN-JOKES AND PONY REFERENCES ALL WHO OPPOSE ARE MERELY MEMORIES WE OBLITERATE

/Fires up Ultimate Warrior's music on Youtube.
//Runs off to bench-press an 18-wheeler.
 
2014-01-15 05:14:23 AM
But no greenlight on the article of Moses McGillicuddy being elected to the Watching Grass Grow Hall of Fame? No mention of Israel Sternandezowitz's election into the tiddlywinks hall of fame?
 
2014-01-15 07:33:51 AM
I shiat you not, Ultimate Warrior now makes his living as a life coach.
 
2014-01-15 07:40:47 AM
My question is, will they mention his comic and it's epic Christmas issue?
 
2014-01-15 08:02:54 AM
This thread is making me lol
 
2014-01-15 08:10:09 AM

verbaltoxin: I shiat you not, Ultimate Warrior now makes his living as a life coach.


Fool, money, I know you've enjoyed your time together, but the Ultimate Warrior is a life coach, so I think you both know how this ends.
 
2014-01-15 08:11:30 AM
Hopefully now the Warrior will stop prank calling hotels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSYKzy-FeI
 
2014-01-15 08:25:34 AM
Did jake the snake finally get in?  I know he had his problems outside the ring, but he was the best stick man in the biz
 
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