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(Onion AV Club)   Sam Elliott to return to Parks and Recreation. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that   (avclub.com) divider line 34
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2014-01-14 08:46:04 PM
Done in the headline.
 
2014-01-14 09:12:47 PM
You got some kind of beef with Sam Elliot?

/take it out back of the Double Deuce
 
2014-01-14 09:20:23 PM
/man crush
 
2014-01-14 09:22:03 PM
Farking hell, that guy looked old in Road House, and that movie came out in '89. Elliot must be 105 years old by now.
 
2014-01-14 09:28:43 PM

skinink: Farking hell, that guy looked old in Road House, and that movie came out in '89. Elliot must be 105 years old by now.


Any of you sons of biatches calls me grandpa I'll farking kill you.
 
2014-01-14 09:34:49 PM
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There's two Ts in my last name, hombres.
 
2014-01-14 09:43:29 PM
 
2014-01-14 09:46:06 PM
This season sucks. Time to end the show.
 
2014-01-14 10:30:02 PM

Karma Chameleon: This season sucks. Time to end the show.



Quiet, Boy George.  Your time has passed.  Don't be bitter.
 
2014-01-14 10:39:57 PM
Does he give free mustache rides?
 
2014-01-14 10:41:51 PM

Kygz: /man crush


For you, is it the voice or the stache?
 
2014-01-14 10:44:50 PM
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2014-01-14 10:49:46 PM

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]
There's two Ts in my last name, hombres.


Sympathizes.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-14 11:27:53 PM
this thread sounds like a ram commercial
 
2014-01-14 11:32:17 PM

Syder: this thread sounds like a ram commercial


Or Coors.
 
2014-01-14 11:41:35 PM

Genju: Syder: this thread sounds like a ram commercial

Or Coors.


Or beef.

Mmmmm, steak.
 
2014-01-14 11:51:32 PM

Genju: Syder: this thread sounds like a ram commercial

Or Coors.


Fark. The banquet website.
 
2014-01-14 11:54:51 PM

Karma Chameleon: This season sucks. Time to end the show.


Really?  I think it's been off to a good start.

Plus, last week's Community was one of the best ever.  NBC is at least in good form one night a week.
 
2014-01-15 12:01:43 AM
I love Sam Elloitt, but I didn't much like his character on the show. I mean, how the fark can you make the spokesman for beef a vegetarian?
 
2014-01-15 12:12:35 AM
Since I don't own a TV, I have no idea what this is about.  What is title of the book that this "show" is based on?
 
2014-01-15 12:12:41 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Karma Chameleon: This season sucks. Time to end the show.

Really?  I think it's been off to a good start.

Plus, last week's Community was one of the best ever.  NBC is at least in good form one night a week.


Agreed. Although still no one watches.
 
2014-01-15 12:16:51 AM

Karma Chameleon: This season sucks. Time to end the show.


Shut up.
 
2014-01-15 01:30:53 AM
Just give Sam and everyone else who had anything to do with "Gettysburg" an Oscar and we'll be done with this.

/Best American movie that didn't get ONE nomination.
 
2014-01-15 01:36:23 AM

ReapTheChaos: I love Sam Elloitt, but I didn't much like his character on the show. I mean, how the fark can you make the spokesman for beef a vegetarian?


Acting?
 
2014-01-15 03:38:49 AM
As long as it still has Ron and April, I don't care.
 
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2014-01-15 05:17:45 AM

CarrieWhite: As long as it still has Ron and April, I don't care.


Yup, although I feel like Ron is treading on the road to Flanderization. On the other hand, I've got no problem if they replace Tom with any of the Mirror Universe characters.
 
2014-01-15 09:09:55 AM
There was a devil to pay.
 
2014-01-15 09:59:39 AM

ReapTheChaos: I mean, how the fark can you make the spokesman for beef a vegetarian?


i54.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-15 10:51:04 AM
The park abides.
 
2014-01-15 12:54:58 PM
My girlfriend watched Big Lebowski all the way through for the first time the other night. Now she wants Sam Elliott to narrate her life.
 
2014-01-15 03:50:38 PM

Shadowtag: My girlfriend watched Big Lebowski all the way through for the first time the other night. Now she wants Sam Elliott to narrate her life.


I would say my favorite 5 narrators are:

Sam Elliot
Morgan Freeman
Clancy Brown
Ed Norton
Sigourney Weaver

Not too sure about the order.
 
2014-01-15 04:56:27 PM

Genju: Shadowtag: My girlfriend watched Big Lebowski all the way through for the first time the other night. Now she wants Sam Elliott to narrate her life.

I would say my favorite 5 narrators are:

Sam Elliot
Morgan Freeman
Clancy Brown
Ed Norton
Sigourney Weaver

Not too sure about the order.


Just because you have me intrigued...has Clancy Brown ever narrated anything? Truly ignorant of it if he has, but it sounds like it'd be a neat little idea.  And if I may add a sixth, Harrison Ford in character as Rick Decker.
 
2014-01-15 05:39:51 PM

Genju: Shadowtag: My girlfriend watched Big Lebowski all the way through for the first time the other night. Now she wants Sam Elliott to narrate her life.

I would say my favorite 5 narrators are:

Sam Elliot
Morgan Freeman
Clancy Brown
Ed Norton
Sigourney Weaver

Not too sure about the order.


Throw Keith David in there, and I'll agree.
 
2014-01-15 08:19:50 PM

FriarReb98: Genju: Shadowtag: My girlfriend watched Big Lebowski all the way through for the first time the other night. Now she wants Sam Elliott to narrate her life.

I would say my favorite 5 narrators are:

Sam Elliot
Morgan Freeman
Clancy Brown
Ed Norton
Sigourney Weaver

Not too sure about the order.

Just because you have me intrigued...has Clancy Brown ever narrated anything? Truly ignorant of it if he has, but it sounds like it'd be a neat little idea.  And if I may add a sixth, Harrison Ford in character as Rick Decker.


Well he has told Spongebob stories of his days as a sailor when he does the voice of Mr. Krabs, does that count?
 
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