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(Daily Mail)   Since you've already given up on your New Year's resolution, here's the 2,000 calorie kettle corn chip coated, fried PB&J bunned, banana and sriracha marinated burger. Available only in January. So get your fat ass to Philadelphia   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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2014-01-14 08:55:49 PM
Now with cheeze wiz!
 
2014-01-14 08:56:20 PM
...Those don't even  fit together. WTF?
 
2014-01-14 08:58:06 PM
I'll take two. And one to go.
 
2014-01-14 08:58:25 PM
There is no reason to eat this
 
2014-01-14 08:58:48 PM
That sounds disgusting.
 
2014-01-14 08:58:55 PM
....annnd, an extra-large Diet Coke, please.
 
2014-01-14 08:58:59 PM

PsiChick: ...Those don't even  fit together. WTF?


That was my thought. I like all those things individually, but together? I'll pass.
 
2014-01-14 08:59:15 PM
Gross.  Inedible.

Bacon goes with peanut butter.  PB pairs nicely with J.  PB goes ok on burger (not my favourite, but I've had it and it's OK as long as there's few other toppings). Bacon on burger is good.  Burger goes with kettle chips. Bacon goes with kettle chips.  J does not pair with burger. Kettle chips and jam sounds gross.  PB and kettle chips is offputting. Put them all together and it's one big pile of puke.

(also banana flavour in there too?!  sick.)
 
2014-01-14 09:00:10 PM
I enjoy Mad Libs just as much as anyone else, but that doesn't mean I want to eat one.
 
2014-01-14 09:03:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Just... No.
 
2014-01-14 09:04:03 PM
www.sabotagetimes.com
Maybe this will bring Elvis out of hiding.
 
2014-01-14 09:04:10 PM

Psychohazard: Now with cheeze wiz!


Better than left over cheese from the swiss cheese masturbater.
 
2014-01-14 09:04:12 PM

LionHound: ....annnd, an extra-large Diet Coke, please.


You know, I never understood this. Whenever I drink soda I get diet regardless of what I'm eating because

A) I like the taste
B) Why bother with empty calories anyway?
 
2014-01-14 09:06:32 PM
Yeah, obesity is genetic...
 
2014-01-14 09:08:29 PM
It's not Kettle CORN chips, it's Kettle-cooked POTATO chips.
 
2014-01-14 09:08:32 PM
Kettle chips. Kettle corn is not involved here, nor are the chips corn chips.
 
2014-01-14 09:16:23 PM

ThatDarkFellow: LionHound: ....annnd, an extra-large Diet Coke, please.

You know, I never understood this. Whenever I drink soda I get diet regardless of what I'm eating because

A) I like the taste
B) Why bother with empty calories anyway?


I hear you, but that does not make the order sound less comical.

/ used to do the same thing back when I ate fast food and drank soda
// never fark with either anymore
/// slashies
 
2014-01-14 09:18:29 PM
Why would anyone even want to eat that nasty shiat?
 
2014-01-14 09:20:55 PM
not that I needed any, but one more reason to hate Philly
 
2014-01-14 09:27:04 PM
Well my new years resolution was to consume more alcohol than last year so this would have no effect on that.
 
2014-01-14 09:34:57 PM
Joke's on you. I just got back from the gym.

/Sore-arm slashies, done trying to type
 
2014-01-14 09:44:40 PM
I'm as much of a glutton as any true, lard-blooded American, but that doesn't even sound good. Take some burger, wrap it around a hunk of your favorite cheese, wrap it in bacon, dip it in batter, and deep-fry that biatch. Now THAT sounds good!
 
2014-01-14 09:45:33 PM
The Elvis's Revenge?
 
2014-01-14 09:50:40 PM
OK so when is the next food craze going to start so all the trendy restaurants can stop taking all the siracha.

How about a gourmet ketchup craze? That won't bother me.
 
2014-01-14 09:52:57 PM

piltdown: That sounds disgusting.


Yeah, but only because of the ingredients, which...

PsiChick: ...don't even  fit together. WTF?

And because they don't,

sandbar67: There is no reason to eat this


And we're done here.

However, I'll see your "DFPBJCB" and raise you a "Lumberjack":

Bacon cheeseburger served with two fried eggs, and instead of buns, two grilled cheese sandwiches.
It was delicious. I had no regrets. I thought ketchup might be weird on it, but it was a welcome addition .

All of these components, to a degree, make sense with each other, and you could eat any two components together and they'd still be good.

/dont have a pic
//hates foodfoto hipsters
 
2014-01-14 09:53:46 PM
Is is bad I almost threw up and tasted bile the instant that image loaded?
 
2014-01-14 09:55:04 PM

hitmanric: OK so when is the next food craze going to start so all the trendy restaurants can stop taking all the siracha.

How about a gourmet ketchup craze? That won't bother me.


Dijon ketchup?

/but of course
 
2014-01-14 09:58:16 PM
Are they the good old fashioned USA calories or are those the metric ones?

Only 2000 calories, meh!
(1) Too far!
(b) And Philadelphia!
 
2014-01-14 10:04:57 PM

Psychohazard: Now with cheeze wiz!


They call it cheese wit
 
2014-01-14 10:06:52 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: hitmanric: OK so when is the next food craze going to start so all the trendy restaurants can stop taking all the siracha.

How about a gourmet ketchup craze? That won't bother me.

Dijon ketchup?

/but of course


Great! Where am I supposed to find a million dollars?
 
2014-01-14 10:07:06 PM

PsiChick: ...Those don't even  fit together. WTF?


Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn
 
2014-01-14 10:10:44 PM

hitmanric: Great! Where am I supposed to find a million dollars?


I don't know about you, but I'm still counting on my lottery based retirement plan
 
2014-01-14 10:10:49 PM
I started a keto diet the week before Thanksgiving, lost 28 pounds, knew I was doing good when my belt lost notches to cinch up and had to buy new pants.
 
2014-01-14 10:13:22 PM
Can I take one and eat it in 3 separate parts? That seems a much more logical thing to do, considering the combination. It's not a diet thing, it's a taste thing...
 
2014-01-14 10:17:20 PM
I just got scrapple on a buy one get one free, and that, even to me, looks utterly disgusting.
 
2014-01-14 10:28:02 PM
I live right across the bridge (Cherry Hill, NJ).
I could go after work.
I should.....I want to.....
 
2014-01-14 10:28:24 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I just got scrapple on a buy one get one free, and that, even to me, looks utterly disgusting.


Scrapple - isn't that made from what they sweep up off the floor after making sausage?
 
2014-01-14 10:29:19 PM
farking PYT.  We have some amazing restaurants in Philly, and tons of great places to each, and those shiatheels are the ones who get international press.

/would never set foot in that place, even if I was paid.
 
2014-01-14 10:40:29 PM
drawception.com

It's NOT peanut butter jelly time.
 
2014-01-14 10:42:12 PM

Dwight_Yeast: farking PYT.  We have some amazing restaurants in Philly, and tons of great places to each, and those shiatheels are the ones who get international press.

/would never set foot in that place, even if I was paid.


yeah, the Philly food scene is pretty awesome right now. This burger sounds like utter shiat. Best burger I've had downtown was at Village Whiskey. Best recent meal was at Serpico.

Marcus Aurelius: I just got scrapple on a buy one get one free, and that, even to me, looks utterly disgusting.


Yes. And it's farking delicious.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Psychohazard: Now with cheeze wiz!

They call it cheese wit


Actually the "wit" stands for "with."  As in "with onions."
 
2014-01-14 10:46:42 PM
False. 7 pounds dropped. No drinks and no sweets for 2 weeks so far
 
2014-01-14 11:10:50 PM
Peanut butter, jelly, and......... meat?  Uh, no thanks
 
2014-01-14 11:13:57 PM
If you cannot physically open your mouth enough to take a bite out of it then it isn't a burger. It's a pile of food with a ground meat patty somewhere in the middle.
 
2014-01-14 11:55:51 PM
That both sounds and looks absolutely disgusting.
 
2014-01-14 11:59:17 PM
Would you like fries with that?
 
2014-01-14 11:59:43 PM
If the burgers there were really good they wouldn't have to do shiat like this.
 
2014-01-15 12:24:50 AM
Yo dawg I herd you like crap food so I put some crap food on your crap food so you can crap crap food.
 
2014-01-15 12:36:21 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: hitmanric: OK so when is the next food craze going to start so all the trendy restaurants can stop taking all the siracha.

How about a gourmet ketchup craze? That won't bother me.

Dijon ketchup?

/but of course


i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-15 02:13:34 AM

Oldiron_79: Well my new years resolution was to consume more alcohol than last year so this would have no effect on that.


The alcohol, on the other hand, might effect whether you'd eat one.

There is, after all, a reason that the Garbage Plate is a thing.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-15 02:58:29 AM

ladyfortuna: Oldiron_79: Well my new years resolution was to consume more alcohol than last year so this would have no effect on that.

The alcohol, on the other hand, might effect whether you'd eat one.

There is, after all, a reason that the Garbage Plate is a thing.

[img.fark.net image 800x692]


Missing one ingredient.
www.foodiggity.com
But which one?
 
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