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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Sign your life isn't going as planned: You're robbed at gunpoint during a drug deal. By teenagers. While practicing medieval sword-fighting in a Taco Bell parking lot   (cleveland.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, westlake, marijuana, Sebastian Wozniak, Anthony Klier, obstructing justice, Taco Bell, parking lots  
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2014-01-14 08:45:43 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-01-14 09:26:07 PM  
Did these chuckleheads really think the cops were going to help them get their weed back?
 
2014-01-14 10:47:20 PM  
But, dude....we're, like, druids! It's part of our religion and shiat
 
2014-01-14 10:47:34 PM  
This was the same taco bell that had was linked a while back because someone tried to steal its "art".
 
2014-01-14 10:48:38 PM  
Why the fark would you call police for being robbed while doing something illegal?  Brain damage?
 
2014-01-14 10:50:37 PM  
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
 
2014-01-14 10:51:36 PM  
See I think their life is exactly the way they want it to be
 
2014-01-14 10:51:53 PM  
They could smell the nerdiness.  It's like catnip for shiatty people.
 
2014-01-14 10:53:23 PM  
My office is roughly half a mile from this taco bell. Right around the corner in fact. How did i miss this'?
 
2014-01-14 10:54:24 PM  
As someone who can drive to the scene of the crime in about 5-10 mintues, lemme just say this:

I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida
//or Detroit
///or good at sports
 
2014-01-14 10:54:39 PM  

vodka: Why the fark would you call police for being robbed while doing something illegal?  Brain damage?


Because they were high.

Despite what most pro pot advocates would have you believe about their wonder drug of choice, being stoned leads to some piss poor decision making.

/pro pot, but it can make you do stupid shiat.
 
2014-01-14 10:54:52 PM  
"Reno 911!:  The Lost Episode"
 
2014-01-14 10:57:14 PM  

DeArmondVI: I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida


Shaddup.
 
2014-01-14 10:58:29 PM  
Red Fang sought for questioning.
 
2014-01-14 10:58:41 PM  
www.drunkandnerdy.com
 
2014-01-14 10:59:59 PM  

TinyFist: DeArmondVI: I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida

Shaddup.


The reality is that 99.9 percent of all the crazy shiat that happens in Florida is from transplants.
 
2014-01-14 11:00:22 PM  
I'm confused. The headline says they were robbed after sword fighting. But the article says they planned to meet there to practice sword fighting, but that's not what happened. I really want to know if they all brought swords. I guess they suck at sword fighting if they went with mace to rob the guy.
 
2014-01-14 11:02:48 PM  
"You know NOTHING of LAIR! Nothing!"
 
2014-01-14 11:03:02 PM  

DeArmondVI: As someone who can drive to the scene of the crime in about 5-10 mintues, lemme just say this:

I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida
//or Detroit
///or good at sports


Half the "Florida" stories are about worthless Ohio transplants
 
2014-01-14 11:04:07 PM  

DeArmondVI: As someone who can drive to the scene of the crime in about 5-10 mintues, lemme just say this:

I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida
//or Detroit
///or good at sports


I work in the office building on Detroit behind Viva Fernando. Right between Clague and Columbia. WTH man.
 
2014-01-14 11:05:48 PM  
Read subby's headline and thought, 'why would teens rob nerds with swords in a Taco Bell parking lot?'.

Then I read real headline and was all, 'oh, right.'

/sad to see Wozniak's kid get on FARK like this.
 
2014-01-14 11:06:59 PM  
Sign your life isn't going as planned: You live in Ohio.

/ha ha now you are stuck in Ohio
 
2014-01-14 11:07:26 PM  
FFS, it wasn't at gunpoint, it was pepper spray. Which makes it seem these were really shiatty drug dealers. Now it's known that some teens got the drop on them and stole their drugs.
 
2014-01-14 11:14:03 PM  

legion_of_doo: Sign your life isn't going as planned: You live in Ohio.

/ha ha now you are stuck in Ohio


My life still isnt going as planned but at least I made it out of Ohio.  Wonder what boffer group they belonged to.
 
2014-01-14 11:15:45 PM  

Sbdolan: DeArmondVI: As someone who can drive to the scene of the crime in about 5-10 mintues, lemme just say this:

I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida
//or Detroit
///or good at sports

I work in the office building on Detroit behind Viva Fernando. Right between Clague and Columbia. WTH man.


Small world, this Fark place is. Both my wife and I work in North Olmsted. Years ago, when I used to commute from Lorain, I would take the Columbia exit off of 90, and so I've driven by literally hundreds of times. I'll remember to wave in the future.
 
2014-01-14 11:18:38 PM  

legion_of_doo: Sign your life isn't going as planned: You live in Ohio.

/ha ha now you are stuck in Ohio


As someone who grew up in Cleveland, then moved to Miami, then LA, i'd move back to Cleveland in a heartbeat, that is, if i knew i'd be able to find work.
 
2014-01-14 11:23:07 PM  
I was in Cleveland for training last year and went to this sushi place .. it was the best sushi I ever had.  Ginko.  It was awesome.
 
2014-01-14 11:38:40 PM  

AutumnWind: I'm confused. The headline says they were robbed after sword fighting. But the article says they planned to meet there to practice sword fighting, but that's not what happened. I really want to know if they all brought swords. I guess they suck at sword fighting if they went with mace to rob the guy.


Usually you don't bring a mace to a swordfight unless the other guys are armored.
 
2014-01-14 11:51:28 PM  

theflatline: TinyFist: DeArmondVI: I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida

Shaddup.

The reality is that 99.9 percent of all the crazy shiat that happens in Florida is from transplants.


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Also, Subby, the teens had guns AND swords??
 
2014-01-14 11:55:05 PM  
Fortunately, only $2 was stolen.
 
2014-01-15 12:01:34 AM  
There can be only $2.
 
2014-01-15 12:01:51 AM  

Raptor: This was the same taco bell that had was linked a while back because someone tried to steal its "art".


Is this some kind of code?
 
2014-01-15 12:07:06 AM  
Doing this wouldn't have occurred to me.
Where's my bucket list?
 
2014-01-15 12:11:07 AM  
Dude should have prepared a Magic Missile.
 
2014-01-15 12:32:44 AM  

AbiNormal: Raptor: This was the same taco bell that had was linked a while back because someone tried to steal its "art".

Is this some kind of code?


Nope:
http://www.fark.com/comments/6384824/You-want-to-be-an-international -a rt-thief-Do-you-strike-A-The-Louvre-B-The-Tate-Museum-C-Your-local-Tac o-Bell

Same Taco Bell. I went there all the time when it was down the road from my apartment.
 
2014-01-15 01:33:37 AM  

theflatline: TinyFist: DeArmondVI: I really hate seeing Cleveland make headlines on Fark.

/at least we're not Florida

Shaddup.

The reality is that 99.9 percent of all the crazy shiat that happens in Florida is from transplants.


Who for some reason are attracted to Florida.
 
2014-01-15 01:48:43 AM  

afghanwhiggle: Red Fang sought for questioning.


Nice dress, Gandolf!

is a great way to start a sword fight.
 
2014-01-15 05:40:34 AM  

Ambitwistor: Fortunately, only $2 was stolen.


And right about now them victims probably feel they would be better off dead.
 
2014-01-15 07:20:37 AM  
www.tombellnj.com
 
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