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(Scranton Times-Tribune)   Told by his doctor that he needs a liver transplant to survive, man goes to the bar with his wife looking for a threesome. Then things get weird   (thetimes-tribune.com) divider line 42
    More: Dumbass, transplanting, Elizabeth Srebro, physicians, wife, Jeremy Srebro, livers, guns  
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2014-01-14 08:57:25 PM
Probably wont stay in jail long, the county is likely to release him on lowered bond so they don't have to worry about medical bills.
 
2014-01-14 09:49:22 PM
Told by a doctor his liver is failing and he will need a transplant to survive, Jeremy Srebro went out Sunday night seeking stiff drinks

Looking to speed things along, I see.
 
2014-01-14 10:24:06 PM
Makes sense because most guys have MFF on their bucket list.  This guy may get his three-way, an MMM in prison.
 
2014-01-14 10:49:23 PM
Jokes on him - doctor was lying to get him to quit drinking.
 
2014-01-14 11:09:14 PM
I think I've figured out what might have caused the liver failure....
 
2014-01-15 02:16:01 AM
I wonder if he and his wife were actually trying to lure someone back to their home to steal a liver.
 
2014-01-15 02:16:13 AM
First of all he looks like my cousin Brophy and for sale here's my version of the story Bros like a dude I'm going to die it is last night ugh dude man you gotta die as a dude wife dude let's just go out movie I'll get some crazy Joe it does to people at a disguise crazy about to dive in hey this is crazy we're going to totally hate on this guy haters about the and then yell gun comes out which is America and God blessed bit that's just not good to know for the first time and does not get this 3some sad story all around
 
2014-01-15 02:16:33 AM
That's a dedicated wife right there.
 
2014-01-15 02:17:25 AM
Let him die.
 
2014-01-15 02:19:49 AM
Liver failure is known to cause psychosis. Body can't remove toxins from the blood, they start crossing the blood-brain barrier and shiat goes haywire.
 
2014-01-15 02:23:00 AM
Liver? That's the wurst.
 
2014-01-15 02:26:24 AM
trying to live out a fantasy before he dies, or planning on shiving the poor young lady and eating her liver?
 
2014-01-15 02:26:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: That's a dedicated wife right there.


I read that as defecated.  I thought that would be the weird part.
 
2014-01-15 02:28:03 AM

Acidicnads: First of all he looks like my cousin Brophy and for sale here's my version of the story Bros like a dude I'm going to die it is last night ugh dude man you gotta die as a dude wife dude let's just go out movie I'll get some crazy Joe it does to people at a disguise crazy about to dive in hey this is crazy we're going to totally hate on this guy haters about the and then yell gun comes out which is America and God blessed bit that's just not good to know for the first time and does not get this 3some sad story all around


Tried to read that. I kept getting dizzy.
 
2014-01-15 02:28:09 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: I wonder if he and his wife were actually trying to lure someone back to their home to steal a liver.


Either that or it was bucket list time. I've thought about what I'd do in such a situation myself; both of my parents had breast cancer, so I have to wonder at my chances of hitting retirement age.
 
2014-01-15 02:31:21 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: I wonder if he and his wife were actually trying to lure someone back to their home to steal a liver.


Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
 
2014-01-15 02:32:04 AM
Mr. Srebro, 34, 1353 Pike St., and his wife, Elizabeth Srebro, walked into the V-Spot

ha

The couple ordered drinks all night for themselves and for many of those around them. Mr. Srebro began to "aggressively" flirt with many of the women in the bar. Mrs. Srebro told police her husband wanted to find another woman to have a threesome.

Story is better if you picture this as a lesbian club
 
2014-01-15 02:34:53 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-15 02:39:02 AM
1-Find out you suffer from organ failure and are facing a lengthy hospital stay, very expensive operation and a lifetime of pricey anti-rejection drugs.

2-get liquored up for courage then commit a felony or three

3-plead guilty, go to prison and get the operation on the states dime


not the best plan but if you are desperate it works.
 
2014-01-15 02:39:36 AM

farkingismybusiness: Liver? That's the wurst.


wrecked him? damn near killed him....or something.
 
2014-01-15 02:39:42 AM
"What are you going to do about it?"

Things not to say to a bouncer.
 
2014-01-15 02:45:32 AM
Not the best photo.
 
2014-01-15 02:59:54 AM
Anybody else notice the article doesn't mention his liver at all? 12:1 Odds on the submitter being wifey. Any takers?
 
2014-01-15 03:00:41 AM

AgentPothead: Anybody else notice the article doesn't mention his liver at all? 12:1 Odds on the submitter being wifey. Any takers?


Oh what the fark, it's the first god damn line. I skipped to the guns and liquor.
 
2014-01-15 03:04:45 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Liver failure is known to cause psychosis. Body can't remove toxins from the blood, they start crossing the blood-brain barrier and shiat goes haywire.


Yeah, hepatic encephalopathy sucks.

/Cirrhosis
 
2014-01-15 03:15:30 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Liver failure is known to cause psychosis. Body can't remove toxins from the blood, they start crossing the blood-brain barrier and shiat goes haywire.


Ammonia buildup from protein metabolism causes hepatic encephalopathy. It's not a pleasant way to die.
 
2014-01-15 03:48:06 AM
need pics of this dude to properly mock him
 
2014-01-15 04:01:11 AM

Pribar: 1-Find out you suffer from organ failure and are facing a lengthy hospital stay, very expensive operation and a lifetime of pricey anti-rejection drugs.

2-get liquored up for courage then commit a felony or three

3-plead guilty, go to prison and get the operation on the states dime


not the best plan but if you are desperate it works.


Depends. I've known sheriffs depts to leave a guy in a hospital and put a warrant on him instead of arresting him so the county doesn't foot the bill for injuries incurred in car accidents or domestic disputes, etc.

Health care in jail or prison isn't exactly a Canadian land of candy and heart felt doctors, but this guy isn't exactly Stephen Hawking.
 
2014-01-15 04:02:16 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: trying to live out a fantasy before he dies, or planning on shiving the poor young lady and eating her liver?


i1237.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-15 04:39:52 AM
"....then described what happened to police fast." I read the next paragraph super fast because of that.
 
2014-01-15 04:42:27 AM
Another responsible gun owner.
 
2014-01-15 04:46:27 AM
Getting liquored up and looking for a threesome is pretty much what I'd do if I was told my liver was failing, and I'd need a transplant.
 
2014-01-15 04:59:17 AM

AgentPothead: AgentPothead: Anybody else notice the article doesn't mention his liver at all? 12:1 Odds on the submitter being wifey. Any takers?

Oh what the fark, it's the first god damn line. I skipped to the guns and liquor.


Your name is apropos.
 
2014-01-15 06:19:34 AM

Badafuco: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Liver failure is known to cause psychosis. Body can't remove toxins from the blood, they start crossing the blood-brain barrier and shiat goes haywire.

Yeah, hepatic encephalopathy sucks.

/Cirrhosis


I hate what I put my wife through when I had ammonia spikes.

/transplant survivor
 
2014-01-15 06:20:46 AM

you are a puppet: Mr. Srebro, 34, 1353 Pike St., and his wife, Elizabeth Srebro, walked into the V-Spot

ha

The couple ordered drinks all night for themselves and for many of those around them. Mr. Srebro began to "aggressively" flirt with many of the women in the bar. Mrs. Srebro told police her husband wanted to find another woman to have a threesome.

Story is better if you picture this as a lesbian club


The V-Spot? A lesbian club? Sounds legit.
 
2014-01-15 06:47:57 AM
Bouncers don't like you hitting on their womenz.
 
2014-01-15 07:26:24 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: I wonder if he and his wife were actually trying to lure someone back to their home to steal a liver.


I imagined it would end with the woman waking up in bathtub of ice and a note...
 
2014-01-15 07:30:19 AM

Kahabut: AgentPothead: AgentPothead: Anybody else notice the article doesn't mention his liver at all? 12:1 Odds on the submitter being wifey. Any takers?

Oh what the fark, it's the first god damn line. I skipped to the guns and liquor.

Your name is apropos.


The worst part is I even did a ctrl-f to be sure it wasn't there. I guess I clicked in a sidebar or something.
 
2014-01-15 08:22:34 AM

Pribar: 1-Find out you suffer from organ failure and are facing a lengthy hospital stay, very expensive operation and a lifetime of pricey anti-rejection drugs.

2-get liquored up for courage then commit a felony or three

3-plead guilty, go to prison and get the operation on the states dime


not the best plan but if you are desperate it works.


Not the first time I've heard of this either...
 
2014-01-15 10:11:47 AM

AgentPothead: AgentPothead: Anybody else notice the article doesn't mention his liver at all? 12:1 Odds on the submitter being wifey. Any takers?

Oh what the fark, it's the first god damn line. I skipped to the guns and liquor.


You just earned a farkie tag! Love it.
 
2014-01-15 11:11:37 AM

italie: Pribar: 1-Find out you suffer from organ failure and are facing a lengthy hospital stay, very expensive operation and a lifetime of pricey anti-rejection drugs.

2-get liquored up for courage then commit a felony or three

3-plead guilty, go to prison and get the operation on the states dime


not the best plan but if you are desperate it works.

Not the first time I've heard of this either...


I would bet this gentleman is not even close to being on the top of any donor list.
 
2014-01-15 03:24:35 PM
Need an operation you cant afford?
Step 1. get arrested, go to jail
Step 2. State pays for it all.
Step 3. profit
 
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