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(Telegraph)   IF eval(NEWS) NEQ 1; } write 'FARK'; { else } view.'BOOBIES' {   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Strange, World Wide Web, robots, RoboEarth, University of Technology, demonstrations  
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2014-01-14 09:45:08 PM  
10 GOTO BOOBIES
 
2014-01-14 09:51:20 PM  
RoboEarth, which allows machines to share information and learn from each other


static1.wikia.nocookie.net

Why hello there.
 
2014-01-14 10:00:01 PM  
UNIT6 HAS DETERMINED THAT WHEN PRODDED WITH SUFFICIENT FORCE AT AREA OF BANDAGE, PATIENT HUMAN MAKES AMUSING SOUNDS.

UNIT3 ACK
UNIT1 ACK
UNIT5 ACK
 
2014-01-14 10:04:55 PM  
Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong.

/Possibly go wrong.
//That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
 
2014-01-14 10:15:02 PM  
You have a Syntax error, subby...
 
2014-01-14 10:21:08 PM  

zulius: You have a Syntax error, subby...


Not just that, but you used eval.

That's like giving hackers an engraved invitation to hack your site.

Use parse instead.
 
2014-01-14 10:21:44 PM  
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
 
2014-01-14 10:37:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."


You sure know how to understate things, Harlan.
 
2014-01-14 10:38:13 PM  
I never met a Bolo that was an asshole.
 
2014-01-14 10:45:02 PM  
So...

They figured out how to network robots.

I guess it's true that all the smart computer scientists have left to work in Wall Street.
 
2014-01-14 11:31:41 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So...

They figured out how to sky-network robots.

I guess it's true that all the smart computer scientists have left to work in Wall Street.

 
2014-01-14 11:51:39 PM  
Boobies? Let's get the party started.
www.theschoolphilly.com
 
2014-01-14 11:56:42 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-15 01:14:01 AM  
You know how I know subby doesn't actually code...

Might want to flip those braces around, subby.
 
2014-01-15 04:28:27 AM  
*Reads headline*

*Twitch*

*Twitch*

/sysadmin/developer
 
2014-01-15 06:04:24 AM  
I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side....
 
2014-01-15 07:09:15 AM  

GWSuperfan: *Twitch*

*Twitch*


You're not alone.
 
2014-01-15 08:00:03 AM  

Gonz: GWSuperfan: *Twitch*

*Twitch*

You're not alone.


Can we get SUBBY fired for bad code?

They obviously lied in their interview.
 
2014-01-15 08:22:48 AM  
dready zim: Gonz: GWSuperfan: *Twitch*

*Twitch*

You're not alone.

Can we get SUBBY fired for bad code?

They obviously lied in their interview.


I work with "web developers" who write code like that.
 
2014-01-15 09:06:20 AM  

Unobtanium: I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side....


I read that as 'dildos'.
 
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