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(io9)   Good news, everyone: There is such a thing as sexually transmitted food poisoning   (io9.com) divider line 45
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2014-01-14 04:31:15 PM  
Well, no wonder.
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It's a thing...look it up.
 
2014-01-14 04:41:25 PM  
It was a bad batch of spotted dick, wasn't it?
 
2014-01-14 04:45:16 PM  
Don't put that in your mouth

/you don't know where it's been
 
2014-01-14 04:47:36 PM  
So many jokes, so little time.
 
2014-01-14 04:48:20 PM  
That hair pie was undercooked.
 
2014-01-14 04:56:29 PM  
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
 
2014-01-14 05:43:15 PM  
cnfsigns.com

Worst brothel ever
 
2014-01-14 05:48:46 PM  
Figures it was the tuna...
 
2014-01-14 05:50:22 PM  
Great.  As if she needed another reason not to swallow.
 
2014-01-14 05:53:58 PM  
Dahnkster: Well, no wonder.

pretty unremarkable if you ask me
 
2014-01-14 05:58:11 PM  
Ciguatera. Mostly a problem with reef fish, there is a test but it is not fast and not terribly reliable. Predators in particular are know to be a problem, like Barracuda, but it has been reported from many types of fish.

You can eat a lot of reef fish and never get it, or you can eat one "hot" fish and get it bad. In many ways it's more difficult than other types of food poisoning - odorless and very heat resistant, so you can't "cook it away" as you can with most bacterial food poisoning. It is rarely fatal, which is nice, but it can reappear years later even without eating fish.
 
2014-01-14 05:59:19 PM  
Michael Douglas can vouch for that.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-01-14 05:59:33 PM  
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2014-01-14 06:00:28 PM  
Never go ass to mouth!
 
2014-01-14 06:01:38 PM  
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2014-01-14 06:09:24 PM  

whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!


Wouldn't that mean you got food poisoning from yourself? Is that even possible?
 
2014-01-14 06:15:15 PM  

fusillade762: whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!

Wouldn't that mean you got food poisoning from yourself? Is that even possible?


Someone else's ass
 
2014-01-14 06:23:37 PM  

whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!


"you're not my supervisor!"
 
2014-01-14 06:25:37 PM  

whipbambucket: fusillade762: whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!

Wouldn't that mean you got food poisoning from yourself? Is that even possible?

Someone else's ass


It troubles me that an explanation was necessary.

Also, this whole business points to the fact that you should never ever eat a bowl of dicks, no matter what someone on the internet tells you.
 
2014-01-14 06:26:45 PM  

WhyKnot: whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!

"you're not my supervisor!"


It's not really a rule, just consider it sound advice. Proceed with caution...

/perv
 
2014-01-14 06:30:49 PM  
Thanks, Science!
 
2014-01-14 06:32:21 PM  
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2014-01-14 07:04:23 PM  
Yeah, I'm not really into getting my dick sucked while I'm puking, so I don't think I'll have a problem with this one.
 
2014-01-14 07:05:36 PM  
"Essen mein scheisse"

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/"Okiee-dokiee"
 
2014-01-14 07:06:28 PM  
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2014-01-14 07:06:37 PM  
oh, so it's THAT kind of party

/sticks dick in mashed potatoes
 
2014-01-14 07:07:22 PM  

WhyKnot: whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!

"you're not my supervisor!"


Wrong meme.
 
Ant
2014-01-14 07:16:31 PM  

Fallout Boy:


Please tell me that's not real
 
2014-01-14 07:21:15 PM  
Aw geeze, another swiss cheese masturbator thread?
 
2014-01-14 07:21:20 PM  
I have a funny story about that. A few jobs ago we had a manager who went around scratching her crotch a lot. We're talking she'd come by your cube to say good morning or whatever and she'd scratch her crotch at some point. Did she have crabs or a really bad yeast infection? Nobody knew. You just tried not to stare.

One day she thought it would be a treat to being in an electric skillet and make everyone pancakes. I don't know if anyone ate her pancakes but I know none of her direct reports did. She wasn't wearing gloves and we didn't want to risk that she had washed her hands between scratching down there and serving pancakes, you know?

/cool and gross story, sis
 
2014-01-14 07:30:42 PM  
E coli analingus
 
2014-01-14 07:44:17 PM  
I was just sitting around wishing I could puke and shiat and screw all at the same time. This article has really changed my plans for this evening.

I just so happen to have a tin of rotten old tuna from 1978 in the pantry....
 
2014-01-14 07:56:13 PM  
FTFA:  "one commenter pointed out that when their grandparents had ciguatera, they experienced a similar confused hot-cold sensations. "


So.... commenter was having sex with his grandparents??

/WTF is going on in this article...
 
2014-01-14 08:05:55 PM  
Without reading the article I'd have going ATM would do it. Also kissing someone who just ate tainted food, even oral sex where fecal matter is could be would do it as well.
 
2014-01-14 08:22:10 PM  
that's just nasty
 
2014-01-14 08:25:28 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Without reading the article I'd have going ATM would do it. Also kissing someone who just ate tainted food, even oral sex where fecal matter is could be would do it as well.


LOL. What?
 
2014-01-14 08:33:13 PM  
Should have asked what was in the special sauce.
 
2014-01-14 08:34:51 PM  

bearded clamorer: [cnfsigns.com image 305x432]

Worst brothel ever


Congressman Gohmert, is that you?
 
2014-01-14 08:37:37 PM  
I feel like I'm going to puke.

/Of course, that's what the last guy said too . . .
 
2014-01-14 08:58:37 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.


Yes, you are correct.  When farking a pastrami, try to avoid getting peppercorns in your urethra, but apart from that it's a fairly safe sensual experience.  If you can fark a corned beef while a white-trash guy jerks you off with a piece of Swiss cheese and another guy shoves rye bread and sauerkraut up your ass, you win the Reuben Badge (with Gold Epaulets for Thousand Island Dressing on your nipples, but nobody does that anymore).
 
2014-01-14 09:07:25 PM  
Damn you Jason Biggs, Damn you!
 
2014-01-14 10:46:14 PM  
This thread is confusing me.
 
2014-01-15 01:03:31 AM  
This headline reminded me of the movie, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.  I won't spoil it for those who haven't seen it by explaining why, but it was an interesting movie.  And it had River Song in it.
 
2014-01-15 11:06:14 AM  

whipbambucket: Never go ass to mouth!


You mean bass to trout.
 
2014-01-15 11:58:39 AM  
Sexual diseases that came from fish?
25.media.tumblr.com

Is this like the guy who gave us monkey AIDS?
 
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