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(Do You Remember)   When it comes to women who abused their men, Lorena Bobbitt was always a cut above the rest (Not safe for work)   ( divider line
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13517 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2014 at 5:50 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-14 04:56:07 PM  
8 votes:
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

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"Hey, you gonna eat that?"
2014-01-14 07:36:10 PM  
4 votes:
Driver in the car behind Lorena: "Jesus Christ! Did you see the dick on that bug?"
2014-01-14 06:15:37 PM  
4 votes:
Q:  What's the difference between John and Lorena Bobbitt?

A:  She's crazy, and he's just nuts.
2014-01-14 07:23:57 PM  
3 votes:
2014-01-14 09:57:16 PM  
2 votes:

meuchler696: LonMead: Headline News!
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Yeah, we just had a slew of headlines with Kerrigan/Harding, now Bobbit.  Time to look up what Mikey Fey is up to these days besides huffing butane.

*shakes tiny fist*

trippycrazy12: Once, there was guy who made....

LonMead: Headline News!
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Damn you to hell!

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2014-01-14 06:22:49 PM  
2 votes:
I think Jay Leno is still making jokes about this and Joey Buttafuoco.
2014-01-14 06:03:22 PM  
2 votes:

DreamSnipers: I dated a rather wild Brazilian woman who told me after we got involved "You cheat on me, I will do a Lorena Bobbit on you!"  I promptly adopted the Marine Corp motto as my own.

Their motto is "run away from South American women with sharp objects no matter how passionate and attractive they are"?
2014-01-14 09:13:21 PM  
1 vote:

LonMead: Headline News!
[ image 480x360]

Yeah, we just had a slew of headlines with Kerrigan/Harding, now Bobbit.  Time to look up what Mikey Fey is up to these days besides huffing butane.

*shakes tiny fist*
2014-01-14 08:26:48 PM  
1 vote:
I was reading this article while cutting up and eating a raw carrot at my desk. My husband is now eyeing me nervously.
2014-01-14 07:07:02 PM  
1 vote:

plushpuppy: Does a picture of a severed penis require a NSFW tag?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Why?  It was just the tip.

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2014-01-14 06:50:27 PM  
1 vote:
Did I read that right....they're back together?  I used to sympathize with the guy, but if he is willing to go back to a woman that had sliced his junk off, he deserve whatever happens to him.
2014-01-14 06:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
A severed penis is beyond NSFW.  Subby you need therapy, medication, and several hard punches in the nads for facilitating that viewing.

/seriously, fark you subby.
2014-01-14 06:44:33 PM  
1 vote:
What did michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?

Silly Bobbit, Dix are for kids.

I do wonder what would happen if they sewed his Willy on upside down; would his Willy point down when he got an detection?
2014-01-14 06:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.
2014-01-14 05:59:37 PM  
1 vote:
Really Subby? Not warning us that there was a picture of Bobbit's severed head?
2014-01-14 04:52:11 PM  
1 vote:
I blame John. He should have never asked for a trial separation.

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2014-01-14 04:27:32 PM  
1 vote:
I have been looking for a thread to place this screen shot, I guess this is as good as any. Thank ou Yahoo Answers for cheering me up each and every time I visit.

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