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(Do You Remember)   When it comes to women who abused their men, Lorena Bobbitt was always a cut above the rest (Not safe for work)   (doyouremember.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-14 08:22:56 PM

Dahnkster: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

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"Hey, you gonna eat that?"


You know, I heard Lorena Bobbitt got in a pretty nasty car accident.  Apparently some dick cut her off.

/one of my favorite jokes
 
2014-01-14 08:26:48 PM
I was reading this article while cutting up and eating a raw carrot at my desk. My husband is now eyeing me nervously.
 
2014-01-14 08:35:52 PM
Greatest Feminist heroine since Andrea Dworkin.
 
2014-01-14 08:36:34 PM
I was in high school when the Bobbitts were in the news.
Classmate and I even bought a bright-hot pink paperback about the Bobbitt trial, complete with (SFW) pictures.

...but I had never seen a picture of John Wayne Bobbitt's severed penis 'til today.

Umm, my high school self thanks you, subby... I think...  :)
 
2014-01-14 08:39:38 PM
NSFW

Not shortened for work.
 
2014-01-14 08:45:02 PM
I had the same red-handle knife in my kitchen drawer.
 
2014-01-14 09:08:13 PM
This link lead me down a winding path to a listicle called "9 Disturbing Cases of Penis Removal".

It wasn't a lie.  I am genuinely disturbed now.
 
2014-01-14 09:08:45 PM

Fair_Poopsmith: Man, I was about 14 when that story hit, and right about the same time, we had the Buttafuoco case, the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding scandal, and the OJ Trial.  I honestly believe 1993-1994 was when our news ceased to be journalism and started spiraling into a sensationalist infotainment shiatshow.


I was 18 and had a paper route there.  Delivered to that complex.  Drove back past and the cops were out there.

Never saw a dick in the street, except for a couple of cops.

Back in the day kiddos, we used to get news delivered to us on rolled up pressed paper.
 
2014-01-14 09:11:29 PM

Fair_Poopsmith: Man, I was about 14 when that story hit, and right about the same time, we had the Buttafuoco case, the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding scandal, and the OJ Trial.  I honestly believe 1993-1994 was when our news ceased to be journalism and started spiraling into a sensationalist infotainment shiatshow.


And don't forget the Singapore caning. On the other hand, it did give us this wonderful ditty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c
 
2014-01-14 09:12:41 PM
Ok I need to throw up.
 
2014-01-14 09:13:21 PM

LonMead: Headline News!
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HeadLever:
Yeah, we just had a slew of headlines with Kerrigan/Harding, now Bobbit.  Time to look up what Mikey Fey is up to these days besides huffing butane.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-01-14 09:45:38 PM
Once, there was guy who made....

LonMead: Headline News!
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Damn you to hell!
 
2014-01-14 09:52:19 PM
Someone sang a parody "When Lorena Bobbit goes Bob-bob-bobbin' along."

Good times.
 
2014-01-14 09:57:16 PM

meuchler696: LonMead: Headline News!
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HeadLever:
Yeah, we just had a slew of headlines with Kerrigan/Harding, now Bobbit.  Time to look up what Mikey Fey is up to these days besides huffing butane.

*shakes tiny fist*


trippycrazy12: Once, there was guy who made....

LonMead: Headline News!
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Damn you to hell!


MWAHAHAHAHA!
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2014-01-14 10:40:50 PM
Man, I was about 14 when that story hit, and right about the same time, we had the Buttafuoco case, the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding scandal, and the OJ Trial.  I honestly believe 1993-1994 was when our news ceased to be journalism and started spiraling into a sensationalist infotainment shiatshow.


Oh come on, it gave Letterman material for at least six weeks.
/too bad none of it was funny at the time
 
2014-01-14 11:36:49 PM

SeedFreak: umad: SeedFreak: Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.

Gary Ridgeway's biggest mistake was never picking up your mother for a date.

Frustrate much?


Even if you had used correct grammar your response would still be subpar.
 
2014-01-14 11:40:23 PM

Gergesa: SeedFreak: umad: SeedFreak: Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.

Gary Ridgeway's biggest mistake was never picking up your mother for a date.

Frustrate much?

Even if you had used correct grammar your response would still be subpar.


I'll add on that incorrect grammar isn't the end of the world in most cases but with a pithy response it is highly desirable.
 
2014-01-15 12:12:36 AM

fang06554: Dahnkster: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

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"Hey, you gonna eat that?"

You know, I heard Lorena Bobbitt got in a pretty nasty car accident.  Apparently some dick cut her off.

/one of my favorite jokes


Yup.  It happened in Bellingham, WA, on Chuckanut Drive.
 
2014-01-15 03:19:11 AM
I saw her a while after this. I happened into the salon where she worked as a manicurist. She was flipping through the appointment book and I just kept thinking that she had really small hands.

 
2014-01-15 07:48:45 AM
Nsfw

Not severed for work
 
2014-01-15 09:26:27 AM

djkutch: Anyone else see John's porn movie?

If not, please don't look for it. Trust me.


I don't think he really could get into it. He came off as rather detached.
 
2014-01-15 09:56:12 AM
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I just made that for breakfast today.
 
2014-01-15 12:06:21 PM

LonMead: Headline News!
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chick at 3:15... mmm mmm mmm mmm...
 
2014-01-15 02:38:04 PM

JMan245: LonMead: Headline News!
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chick at 3:15... mmm mmm mmm mmm...


You're a really weird person, Yossarian...
 
2014-01-15 03:13:01 PM
She really did spend time in a prison in Petersburg, VA.
 
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