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(Do You Remember)   When it comes to women who abused their men, Lorena Bobbitt was always a cut above the rest (Not safe for work)   (doyouremember.com) divider line 75
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2014-01-14 04:19:33 PM  
Really? We're accepting links from a website that actively solicits Fark submitters to submit their content for them?
 
2014-01-14 04:27:32 PM  
I have been looking for a thread to place this screen shot, I guess this is as good as any. Thank ou Yahoo Answers for cheering me up each and every time I visit.

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2014-01-14 04:44:17 PM  
She certainly was on the cutting edge, if nothing else
 
2014-01-14 04:52:11 PM  
I blame John. He should have never asked for a trial separation.

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2014-01-14 04:56:07 PM  
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

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"Hey, you gonna eat that?"
 
2014-01-14 05:42:56 PM  
OH, COME ON, SUBBY!

I WAS NOT LOOKING TO SEE A PICTURE OF JOHN BOBBITT'S SEVERED PENIS TODAY!

/that's more of a Wednesday thing.
//maybe it was a picture of the hot dog the guy had for lunch.
 
2014-01-14 05:55:02 PM  
Does a picture of a severed penis require a NSFW tag?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2014-01-14 05:56:32 PM  
I dated a rather wild Brazilian woman who told me after we got involved "You cheat on me, I will do a Lorena Bobbit on you!"  I promptly adopted the Marine Corp motto as my own.
 
2014-01-14 05:59:37 PM  
Really Subby? Not warning us that there was a picture of Bobbit's severed head?
 
2014-01-14 06:01:25 PM  
Thanks.

//At work.
 
2014-01-14 06:01:50 PM  
She would say it was the other way around.

"Why don't you just go to sleep..."
 
2014-01-14 06:02:33 PM  
How about a NSFW warning, subby?  There's a huge picture of a severed dong in TFA.
 
2014-01-14 06:03:22 PM  

DreamSnipers: I dated a rather wild Brazilian woman who told me after we got involved "You cheat on me, I will do a Lorena Bobbit on you!"  I promptly adopted the Marine Corp motto as my own.


Their motto is "run away from South American women with sharp objects no matter how passionate and attractive they are"?
 
2014-01-14 06:04:36 PM  
Um may want to add a NSFW tag.
 
2014-01-14 06:10:25 PM  
Aaaah... Lorena Bobbit... the greatest Ecuadorian claim to fame since Gerardo "Rico, Suave" Mejía...

/Proud Ecuadorian...
 
2014-01-14 06:10:25 PM  
Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.
 
2014-01-14 06:11:45 PM  

FunkOut: DreamSnipers: I dated a rather wild Brazilian woman who told me after we got involved "You cheat on me, I will do a Lorena Bobbit on you!"  I promptly adopted the Marine Corp motto as my own.

Their motto is "run away from South American women with sharp objects no matter how passionate and attractive they are"?


Or "You had better kill me then because I will cut you into tiny pieces and feed you to my farking dog."
 
2014-01-14 06:12:17 PM  
 
2014-01-14 06:13:45 PM  

SeedFreak: Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.


Gary Ridgeway's biggest mistake was never picking up your mother for a date.
 
2014-01-14 06:15:37 PM  
Q:  What's the difference between John and Lorena Bobbitt?

A:  She's crazy, and he's just nuts.
 
2014-01-14 06:21:38 PM  
That article seemed like it was cut short.

Was Page 2 missing?
 
2014-01-14 06:22:49 PM  
I think Jay Leno is still making jokes about this and Joey Buttafuoco.
 
2014-01-14 06:33:14 PM  
It says "Not safe for work" in the headline.  Should subby have abbreviated that to "NSFW" or are the 5 of you wankers above so retarded or overly sensitive about your soon to be nipped wang that you can't make the leap and translate "Not safe for work" to "NSFW" and then extrapolate it out to what it means on Fark?

/and, seriously, a Bobbitt story and you're surprised
 
2014-01-14 06:34:02 PM  
That's a woefully incomplete article. I was left at the end wondering "and then...?" Simply summarizing a story virtually EVERYONE already knows and somehow that's newsworthy? There's no update on what has happened in the last decade (not that I care).

It appears that simply summarizing two-decade-old news is enough to fill a [sucky] blog.
 
2014-01-14 06:34:15 PM  
Relavent  SFW I guess.
 
2014-01-14 06:35:25 PM  
Man, I was about 14 when that story hit, and right about the same time, we had the Buttafuoco case, the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding scandal, and the OJ Trial.  I honestly believe 1993-1994 was when our news ceased to be journalism and started spiraling into a sensationalist infotainment shiatshow.
 
2014-01-14 06:36:41 PM  

fzumrk: I think Jay Leno is still making jokes about this and Joey Buttafuoco.


Not surprising, since I think he's also still making jokes about Gerald Ford falling down a lot and Jimmy Carter being a peanut farmer.  For Jay Leno, the Bobbitt and Buttafuoco stories probably qualify as "ripped from today's headlines" type stuff.
 
2014-01-14 06:38:33 PM  

hammettman: It says "Not safe for work" in the headline. Should subby have abbreviated that to "NSFW" or are the 5 of you wankers above so retarded or overly sensitive about your soon to be nipped wang that you can't make the leap and translate "Not safe for work" to "NSFW" and then extrapolate it out to what it means on Fark?


I'm guessing that the headline was recently modified by an admin, and it didn't have a NSFW warning when those guys were complaining about it.  It happens.
 
2014-01-14 06:38:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Really? We're accepting links from a website that actively solicits Fark submitters to submit their content for them?


At least we haven't seen any Opposing Views links for awhile
 
2014-01-14 06:40:16 PM  

Cyberluddite: hammettman: It says "Not safe for work" in the headline. Should subby have abbreviated that to "NSFW" or are the 5 of you wankers above so retarded or overly sensitive about your soon to be nipped wang that you can't make the leap and translate "Not safe for work" to "NSFW" and then extrapolate it out to what it means on Fark?

I'm guessing that the headline was recently modified by an admin, and it didn't have a NSFW warning when those guys were complaining about it.  It happens.


This.  It most certainly did not say NSFW when it first went green.
 
2014-01-14 06:44:33 PM  
What did michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?

Silly Bobbit, Dix are for kids.

I do wonder what would happen if they sewed his Willy on upside down; would his Willy point down when he got an detection?
 
2014-01-14 06:48:52 PM  
A severed penis is beyond NSFW.  Subby you need therapy, medication, and several hard punches in the nads for facilitating that viewing.

/seriously, fark you subby.
 
2014-01-14 06:50:27 PM  
Did I read that right....they're back together?  I used to sympathize with the guy, but if he is willing to go back to a woman that had sliced his junk off, he deserve whatever happens to him.
 
2014-01-14 06:59:07 PM  
The "half wang" picture was not necessary...
 
2014-01-14 07:01:46 PM  

umad: SeedFreak: Lorena Bobbit's biggest mistake was forgetting to drop the severed penis into the food processor and hit whirrrrr.

Gary Ridgeway's biggest mistake was never picking up your mother for a date.


Frustrate much?
 
2014-01-14 07:06:52 PM  

DreamSnipers: I dated a rather wild Brazilian woman who told me after we got involved "You cheat on me, I will do a Lorena Bobbit on you!"  I promptly adopted the Marine Corp Core motto as my own.


FTFY
 
2014-01-14 07:07:02 PM  

plushpuppy: Does a picture of a severed penis require a NSFW tag?

Inquiring minds want to know.


Why?  It was just the tip.

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2014-01-14 07:08:34 PM  
They're always mad about the penis.  Stupid bizatches.
 
2014-01-14 07:12:18 PM  
Thank God, I waited until I got home to open this thread.  Had that page opened at work, I would have had some serious 'splainin' to do.
 
2014-01-14 07:23:57 PM  
 
2014-01-14 07:27:57 PM  
I hope there is  a lot of shrinkage when the penis becomes separated because the article says it was cut from the base...
 
2014-01-14 07:32:03 PM  
All you pussies biatching and moaning need to head over to /r/WTF or /r/spacedicks for a few hours and grow a pair!.. Then mutilate them in some fashion and upload/post for the world of reddit to see, thus spawning a fark greenlight submission completing the trifecta.
 
2014-01-14 07:32:10 PM  
Anyone else see John's porn movie?

If not, please don't look for it. Trust me.
 
2014-01-14 07:36:10 PM  
Driver in the car behind Lorena: "Jesus Christ! Did you see the dick on that bug?"
 
2014-01-14 07:36:46 PM  

RoyHobbs22: plushpuppy: Does a picture of a severed penis require a NSFW tag?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Why?  It was just the tip.

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so, the article says it was cut off at the base, so that's the whole thing.....  Meaning several farkers have Mr. Bobbit beaten for penis size.  Why did she complain so much?  I'd say that's 3-4 inches fully erect. That's nothing compared to what some farkers claim to have in their trousers.  Maybe it was because he was so small and she didn't see any other way of getting out of the marriage.

/rape of any kind is not ok
 
2014-01-14 07:42:44 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Really? We're accepting links from a website that actively solicits Fark submitters to submit their content for them?


It's the circle of life.
 
2014-01-14 07:43:09 PM  
Am I in before attack of the 5'2" women?

Its hilarious once although it has like no rewatch ability.
 
2014-01-14 07:52:34 PM  
Costanza.jpg
 
2014-01-14 07:52:56 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: I hope there is  a lot of shrinkage when the penis becomes separated because the article says it was cut from the base...


He was a grower, not a show-er.

/was
 
2014-01-14 08:19:27 PM  

LonMead: Headline News!



Yeah, we just had a slew of headlines with Kerrigan/Harding, now Bobbit.  Time to look up what Mikey Fey is up to these days besides huffing butane.
 
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