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2014-01-14 03:06:11 PM
77% Liberal.

Probably would have been higher but I'm totally OCD about keeping my desk neat and organized.
 
2014-01-14 03:09:07 PM
86% liberal.  Not sure I put any faith in that, though I do consider myself a leftie these days.
 
2014-01-14 03:11:49 PM
It does not, no.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-14 03:13:52 PM
14% Conservative
 
2014-01-14 03:17:58 PM

vpb: 14% Conservative


me too
 
2014-01-14 03:29:49 PM
83% liberal.  Seems a bit low.  Usually I get closer to 100% on these things, unless there are questions about guns (which there weren't here), since I'm pretty middle of the road on gun issues.
 
2014-01-14 03:46:27 PM
I try to be courteous, treat people like I'd want to be treated, am sometimes funny, and try to not let every little thing bother me, so naturally I'm a liberal.

Oh there's a quiz?
 
2014-01-14 03:49:04 PM
82% lib.
 
2014-01-14 03:58:35 PM
My politics are a little more complicated than a gas gauge can represent.
 
2014-01-14 04:00:44 PM
68% liberal.

I had issue with a lot of those questions, and skipped the restaurant one entirely.
 
2014-01-14 04:00:56 PM

violentsalvation: My politics are a little more complicated than a gas gauge can represent.


But do you use a modern browser? That is what defines you.
 
2014-01-14 04:05:29 PM
You're 68% conservative, 32% liberal.

Nope.  I'm about 98% liberal.
 
2014-01-14 04:10:29 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: You're 68% conservative, 32% liberal.

Nope.  I'm about 98% liberal.


That's what I got, too. I'm a California Democrat. I'm pretty sure that should make me very liberal.
 
2014-01-14 04:11:17 PM

miss diminutive: 77% Liberal.

Probably would have been higher but I'm totally OCD about keeping my desk neat and organized.


88% Liberal here, but the desk got me, too.  Sorry I can't work/create in a sloppy environment, Time. :)
 
2014-01-14 04:18:27 PM
That is the most ridiculously blunt instrument I've ever seen on a silly online test.
 
2014-01-14 04:19:11 PM
63% conservative. Probably right, but I find their methodology completely laughable.

Fusion cuisine or no, that's not what makes me want to try a restaurant. The problem is that most fusion is pretty God awful.
Cats are just objectively better than dogs.
Anyone who thinks we could even conceivably live in a world without borders is insane.
Even most liberals are proud of American history, despite the picture of what Republicans like to paint.
I use Chrome because I'm a web programmer and, frankly, it's just my targeted platform of choice.
Action movies are just easier to watch. It's not like I don't love some great documentaries and go seeking them out.
I think kids should question any authority that's questionable. I'm pretty sure the Tea Party thrives on questioning government authority and they're not liberal.
 
2014-01-14 04:21:57 PM

palladiate: 63% conservative. Probably right, but I find their methodology completely laughable.


Every stereotype about each political affiliation, now in pseudo-scientific online test form.
 
2014-01-14 04:23:36 PM
79% Liberal 20% Conservative 1% Ejaculate

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2014-01-14 04:27:15 PM
You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.

Heh.
 
2014-01-14 04:31:45 PM
Not in the least. But to be fair it is hard to match up 'Jovial Understanding Date Rapist' using a binary system of results.
 
2014-01-14 04:33:04 PM
Yikes! 8% conservative. Time for some soul searching.
 
2014-01-14 04:37:42 PM
Are you asking if I'm a natural redhead?
 
2014-01-14 04:41:26 PM
78% Liberal, whatever the fark that means. Personally, since many questions are "Yes/No" questions that allow you to somewhat agree/disagree, I call bullshiat on that "test."
 
2014-01-14 04:44:05 PM

Cyberluddite: 83% liberal.  Seems a bit low.  Usually I get closer to 100% on these things, unless there are questions about guns (which there weren't here), since I'm pretty middle of the road on gun issues.


Yeah, I scored 80% liberal, but a gun question or two would have thrown that way off.
 
2014-01-14 04:44:27 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.

Heh.


ONE OF US
 
2014-01-14 04:47:01 PM
Typical gotcha quiz by the state-run media.

/15% conservative, 85% liberal.
 
2014-01-14 04:48:11 PM
Mitch Taylor's Bro:Personally, since many questions are "Yes/No" questions that allow you to somewhat agree/disagree, I call bullshiat on that "test."

A few of them, I would have clicked on no1curr if it were an option.
 
2014-01-14 04:51:18 PM
Mine came out "See ya, wouldn't want to be ya."

Anybody else get that?
 
2014-01-14 04:58:56 PM

BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.

Heh.

ONE OF US


LOL

nekom: Mitch Taylor's Bro:Personally, since many questions are "Yes/No" questions that allow you to somewhat agree/disagree, I call bullshiat on that "test."

A few of them, I would have clicked on no1curr if it were an option.


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2014-01-14 05:01:17 PM
Only 95% Liberal.
 
2014-01-14 05:03:58 PM
You're 13% conservative, 87% liberal.
 
2014-01-14 05:06:35 PM
If you're a sadistic butthole sociopath with narcissistic disorder. I'd say it's safe to say you're a republican.
 
2014-01-14 05:07:08 PM
Ok, "are you proud of your country's history?" is an absurd question.  I'm proud of pioneering spirit that explored the west, went to the moon, etc. I'm proud of the Bill of Rights and the oldest democracy in the world.

Less proud of the Trail or Tears, the slave trade, the Japanese Internet camps, Dick Cheny, etc.

That question is ONLY for conservatives and their complete lack of nuance.
 
2014-01-14 05:07:56 PM

what_now: Ok, "are you proud of your country's history?" is an absurd question.


It's all absurd questions.
 
2014-01-14 05:08:19 PM
The fusion cuisine one is a bit weird.  I like sushi and pizza.  I don't want to eat sushi pizza.
 
2014-01-14 05:08:50 PM
Half the damn questions were about politics.  More than half if you count "basically political" things like whether children should question authority.
 
2014-01-14 05:08:59 PM

what_now: Ok, "are you proud of your country's history?" is an absurd question.  I'm proud of pioneering spirit that explored the west, went to the moon, etc. I'm proud of the Bill of Rights and the oldest democracy in the world.

Less proud of the Trail or Tears, the slave trade, the Japanese Internet camps, Dick Cheny, etc.

That question is ONLY for conservatives and their complete lack of nuance.




Autocorrect is a dick.
 
2014-01-14 05:09:20 PM
I got 80% Liberal, 20% Conservative. Sound about right.

I figure a lot of people got something more like 26% Liberal, 72% Conservative, 8% Fox News.
 
2014-01-14 05:11:02 PM
I'm just happy that they had a 'Libertarian' option under the 'how did we do' section.
 
2014-01-14 05:11:19 PM
90% liberal. 10% conservative. I'd say it's pretty accurate.
 
2014-01-14 05:12:45 PM
90% liberal, 10% those questions were retarded.  I like documentaries, but I'm not going to change the channel when Face/Off is on.
 
2014-01-14 05:12:45 PM
Apparently, liking action movies over documentaries makes me conservative, as does my sense of pride in my nation's history (although even that is a loaded question - what I am proud of is that we un-farked things. Some of these were things we farked up in the first place, and some of those have yet to be un-farked, but "somewhat agree" doesn't really tell the whole story).

// liking cats is "liberal"?
// I guess conservatives hate the pussy THAT much?
 
2014-01-14 05:12:58 PM
73% liberal.
 
2014-01-14 05:13:03 PM
76% conservative.

Haven't voted republican since first Reagan.

BFletch calls BS.
 
2014-01-14 05:13:11 PM
You're 66% conservative, 34% liberal.


By today's standards that makes me a Commie loving, Socialist, tree hugging hippie right?

Meh.. Push poll is push poll
 
2014-01-14 05:13:55 PM
82% liberal, but still would rather have a steak than whatever the fark fusion cuisine is.  Gol-durn hipsters.
 
2014-01-14 05:14:00 PM
My damn cat is turning me into a libby lib.
 
2014-01-14 05:14:25 PM

palladiate: Cats are just objectively better than dogs.


BURN THE HERETIC!

Mid 70s liberal according to the stupid poll, and that answer was probably about 20% of the conservative tilt.
 
2014-01-14 05:14:54 PM
95% liberal, but really I'm 100% not conservative.
 
2014-01-14 05:15:05 PM
You're 18% conservative, 82% liberal.
 
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