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(The Telegraph_US)   Stripper shows up for court appearance drunk. With her baby. On the wrong date   (thetelegraph.com) divider line 91
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2014-01-14 03:57:06 PM
Worse headline: Mother shows up court with drunk stripper baby.
 
2014-01-14 04:46:31 PM
Worst headline: Mother shows up court with drunk stripper devil baby.
 
2014-01-14 04:55:12 PM
Golf clap for the [HERO] tag, subby. It's details like that that really show how much you care.
 
2014-01-14 05:14:07 PM
What was she wearing?
 
2014-01-14 05:25:13 PM
If you going to go down hill, go all the way down.
 
2014-01-14 05:34:53 PM
I want to party with her
 
2014-01-14 05:51:32 PM
An officer said Wallace's mother called to inform them Wallace had been drinking the night before and was possibly still under the influence.

No wonder she drinks, her mom's a DICK!
 
2014-01-14 05:51:43 PM
Yup thats the kinda gal you want to settle down with and have a family. Nice to see her mom is filing against her too.
 
2014-01-14 05:52:29 PM
Side pole, your honor.
 
2014-01-14 05:52:50 PM
"An officer said Wallace's mother called to inform them Wallace had been drinking the night before and was possibly still under the influence."

Whats the bet the mother is trying to get custody of her grandkid?

Wallace's mother filed a petition for an order of protection against her daughter the day before the suspect showed up at the center allegedly under the influence.  The mother, Cheri Grant, filed on behalf of herself and the baby.

Fancy that eh?

At least its good to see women going at each other with the same tactics they would normally reserve for men.
 
2014-01-14 05:55:40 PM
Hero tag? WTF?
 
2014-01-14 05:57:51 PM
Grandma might want to remember what happens to snitches
 
2014-01-14 05:58:45 PM
Never go ass-to-mouth.
 
2014-01-14 05:59:29 PM

whipbambucket: Never go ass-to-mouth.


Wrong thread
/good advice, though.
 
2014-01-14 06:00:08 PM
She showed initiative showing up early
 
2014-01-14 06:01:50 PM
Case dismissed!!!
This girl was in her working clothes...
And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1a_nXU4jX8
 
2014-01-14 06:02:27 PM

CBob: Grandma might want to remember what happens to snitches


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-01-14 06:04:20 PM

gopher321: Worst headline: Mother shows up court with drunk stripper devil baby.


Who is the recincarnation of Hitler.

I miss Weekly World News.
 
2014-01-14 06:05:57 PM
And we pay people like this to breed. What a country. "Idiocracy" is becoming truer by the day.
 
2014-01-14 06:06:12 PM

gopher321: Worst headline: Mother shows up court with drunk stripper devil baby.


Worstest headline: Mother shows up to court with DEAD drunk stripper devil baby.
 
2014-01-14 06:07:58 PM
Really bad website layout.... I thought her name was "Story Tools".

/that would have been better than her actual name
 
2014-01-14 06:08:12 PM
Monday? Friday? She knew it was a day ending in "y".

/here's yer sign
 
2014-01-14 06:10:24 PM

zzrhardy: "An officer said Wallace's mother called to inform them Wallace had been drinking the night before and was possibly still under the influence."

Whats the bet the mother is trying to get custody of her grandkid?

Wallace's mother filed a petition for an order of protection against her daughter the day before the suspect showed up at the center allegedly under the influence.  The mother, Cheri Grant, filed on behalf of herself and the baby.

Fancy that eh?

At least its good to see women going at each other with the same tactics they would normally reserve for men.


Or she was tired of all of her daughters antics and neglect of her daughter.
 
2014-01-14 06:10:48 PM

Good Lord!!! I can smell that yeast infection over the Internet!


peweb.htl.dc.publicus.com
 
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2014-01-14 06:11:30 PM
I wonder what a stripper with a baby would look like.

/leftdisappointed.
 
2014-01-14 06:11:39 PM
Next up on this episode of "Poor Life Choices"...
 
2014-01-14 06:14:03 PM
She can strip. She can have a baby. But, god forbid she drink.
 
2014-01-14 06:14:39 PM

99.998er: Good Lord!!! I can smell that yeast infection over the Internet!
[peweb.htl.dc.publicus.com image 150x200]


Don't worry...you'll hit puberty soon.
 
2014-01-14 06:14:56 PM

ongbok: Or she was tired of all of her daughters antics and neglect of her daughter.


Or she could be a fundy nutcase even. Who knows? For all we know it could have been a setup.

The motivation is clear as day, the truth may not be so.

Older women don't play nice with younger women. Even in patriarchal societies a major amount of abuse of women came down from older women.
 
2014-01-14 06:17:37 PM
peweb.htl.dc.publicus.com
I'd like to lick every last freckle off of her face.
 
2014-01-14 06:20:28 PM
static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-01-14 06:20:41 PM
Devil's advocate here: Can you be considered drunk with a BAC of 0.05? They didn't even arrest her there on a DWI charge, just that she's 19 and not allowed to drink yet.
 
2014-01-14 06:21:42 PM

zzrhardy: ongbok: Or she was tired of all of her daughters antics and neglect of her daughter.

Or she could be a fundy nutcase even. Who knows? For all we know it could have been a setup.

The motivation is clear as day, the truth may not be so.

Older women don't play nice with younger women. Even in patriarchal societies a major amount of abuse of women came down from older women.


FTA

She pleaded guilty April 11, 2012, to a charge of burglary and was placed on two years' probation. The court date was in connection with her probation status and with an aggravated battery charge.

Authorities had petitioned in June 2012 to revoke her probation on the burglary charge because she was accused on June 3 of aggravated battery for allegedly kicking and punching a victim in the head.

Wallace was also convicted in 2009 of a misdemeanor charge of unlawful consumption of liquor by a minor.

Wallace's mother filed a petition for an order of protection against her daughter the day before the suspect showed up at the center allegedly under the influence.


Yeah the mother is the bad guy here trying to set up her poor daughter. By the way how did she set her up? Did she trick her into drinking to the point she has a .05 BAC before she went to court? Was she in cahoots with the court officers to falsify the test results?

The truth is the daughter is a violent drunk asshole who is a danger to her daughter. You need to stop trying to white knight the daughter because the drunk whore won't sleep with you. And you shouldn't want her too because she would probably still your wallet while you are in the bathroom.
 
2014-01-14 06:22:22 PM
I was once on a jury where a policewoman showed up looking like a drunk stripper. (The defense had called her as a witness - we suspect that she thought showing up 'straight from a prostitution sting' in full too-small-tube-top character would hurt the defense's case; we also suspect the judge tore her a new one, but we were promptly sent to the jury room for a few minutes and missed any fireworks.)
 
2014-01-14 06:22:45 PM
Did y'all hear about that homeless guy in Georgia? No car, and no money for a cab/bus. Left the homeless shelter at 1:30 am, in 4 degree temps, and walked 29 miles to City Hall, so he wouldn't miss his court date.
 
2014-01-14 06:23:00 PM
I think we have a nomination for the Patron Saint of FARK.
 
2014-01-14 06:26:55 PM
FTFA:
"I'm scared that (the baby) will wind up dead in her car," Grant said in her petition.

Good.

All three generations of you should be put to sleep.
 
2014-01-14 06:27:46 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Devil's advocate here: Can you be considered drunk with a BAC of 0.05? They didn't even arrest her there on a DWI charge, just that she's 19 and not allowed to drink yet.


In DC they have been know to arrest people and charge them with a DUI at .01, that is usually tied to something else they got pulled over for.


She must be one of them afternoon strippers, the ones that have the stretch marks and scars from a knife or bullet.
 
2014-01-14 06:28:14 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Did y'all hear about that homeless guy in Georgia? No car, and no money for a cab/bus. Left the homeless shelter at 1:30 am, in 4 degree temps, and walked 29 miles to City Hall, so he wouldn't miss his court date.


man, that is a lame joke
 
2014-01-14 06:29:26 PM

ongbok: The truth is the daughter is a violent drunk asshole who is a danger to her daughter. You need to stop trying to white knight the daughter because the drunk whore won't sleep with you. And you shouldn't want her too because she would probably still your wallet while you are in the bathroom.


Actually the reason I am white knighting the daughter is because my own mother was a single mother in the 70's and 60's in Australia, at a time where they tried their hardest to remove the children from young unmarried mothers and indigenous mothers. She fought tooth and nail to keep us kids, and if she hadn't I would have grown up never knowing my mother. Those removed kids are now referred to as the "stolen generation" and the era is looked back upon as full of  human rights abuse.

Be very careful when playing judge and jury at who is truly "worthy to be a mother"

As for your suggeestion of sexual motives, I am a true misogynist and would vomit before getting anywhere near a disgusting twat.
 
2014-01-14 06:30:35 PM

johnny_vegas: Sin_City_Superhero: Did y'all hear about that homeless guy in Georgia? No car, and no money for a cab/bus. Left the homeless shelter at 1:30 am, in 4 degree temps, and walked 29 miles to City Hall, so he wouldn't miss his court date.

man, that is a lame joke


Not sure if you're serious, or if you're just rippin' on me, so...

Here's the story
 
2014-01-14 06:36:49 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: johnny_vegas: Sin_City_Superhero: Did y'all hear about that homeless guy in Georgia? No car, and no money for a cab/bus. Left the homeless shelter at 1:30 am, in 4 degree temps, and walked 29 miles to City Hall, so he wouldn't miss his court date.

man, that is a lame joke

Not sure if you're serious, or if you're just rippin' on me, so...

Here's the story


just kidding with you...the beginning of your story sounded like a cliche joke to me

/did make me google it already and learn something though
 
2014-01-14 06:40:19 PM

MechaPyx: Monday? Friday? She knew it was a day ending in "y".


What's her Fark handle?
 
2014-01-14 06:41:35 PM

zzrhardy: ongbok: The truth is the daughter is a violent drunk asshole who is a danger to her daughter. You need to stop trying to white knight the daughter because the drunk whore won't sleep with you. And you shouldn't want her too because she would probably still your wallet while you are in the bathroom.

Actually the reason I am white knighting the daughter is because my own mother was a single mother in the 70's and 60's in Australia, at a time where they tried their hardest to remove the children from young unmarried mothers and indigenous mothers. She fought tooth and nail to keep us kids, and if she hadn't I would have grown up never knowing my mother. Those removed kids are now referred to as the "stolen generation" and the era is looked back upon as full of  human rights abuse.

Be very careful when playing judge and jury at who is truly "worthy to be a mother"

As for your suggeestion of sexual motives, I am a true misogynist and would vomit before getting anywhere near a disgusting twat.


Did your mother have a convictions for burglary and and an arrest for assault? Did she have arrest for alcohol related crimes? Did she show up for her court date under the influence and on the wrong day?

I take things on a case by case basis, and this girl is out of control and is a danger to her daughter.
 
2014-01-14 06:48:44 PM
She showed up for court. She didn't leave her child unattended.

I've seen worse.
 
2014-01-14 06:50:56 PM

zzrhardy: ongbok: The truth is the daughter is a violent drunk asshole who is a danger to her daughter. You need to stop trying to white knight the daughter because the drunk whore won't sleep with you. And you shouldn't want her too because she would probably still your wallet while you are in the bathroom.

Actually the reason I am white knighting the daughter is because my own mother was a single mother in the 70's and 60's in Australia, at a time where they tried their hardest to remove the children from young unmarried mothers and indigenous mothers. She fought tooth and nail to keep us kids, and if she hadn't I would have grown up never knowing my mother. Those removed kids are now referred to as the "stolen generation" and the era is looked back upon as full of  human rights abuse.

Be very careful when playing judge and jury at who is truly "worthy to be a mother"

As for your suggeestion of sexual motives, I am a true misogynist and would vomit before getting anywhere near a disgusting twat.


Dude, she beat up a  13 year old with another person last year.   I think it's ok to judge.  It's her mother trying to remove her grandchild for obviously goods reasons.  Not some state sponsored witch hunt.
 
2014-01-14 06:51:59 PM
Although the grandma created this train wreck so there's no telling how worthy she is to take care of the child.
 
2014-01-14 06:52:59 PM
.05? She'll never make it to porn at those levels.
 
2014-01-14 06:55:18 PM

ongbok: Did your mother have a convictions for burglary and and an arrest for assault? Did she have arrest for alcohol related crimes? Did she show up for her court date under the influence and on the wrong day?

I take things on a case by case basis, and this girl is out of control and is a danger to her daughter.


What is considered out of control is just based on the morality of the age. Yes, she was considered out of control and a danger to her children under the morality of the age she lived in - ie, she had to pick her single parent child support payment from the local police station and the police would often show up at her door "to check on the children".

Your probably too young to realise that our views of social justice/morality go through fashion cycles - and our age is dominated by the "won't somebody please think of the children" fashion. In 50 years time it will be looked back upon as just another parochial excuse to commit social injustices.
 
2014-01-14 07:19:27 PM
Hmmm.  Driving drunk.  Two former crimes involving assault against other people, including a 13-year-old boy.  So, exactly how is it a bad thing that she has her child taken from her?
 
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