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(TMZ)   I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but the L.A. County Sheriff just raided his home for egging his neighbor's house   (tmz.com) divider line 214
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3421 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Jan 2014 at 3:37 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-14 12:26:41 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 12:30:33 PM  
A "raid"? Because of an egging. I hate Bieber as much as the next sentient being, but why does that necessitate a raid? Did they get a report that he was hoarding a massive cache of eggs and planning some sort of full-scale assault?
 
2014-01-14 12:33:37 PM  

Nabb1: A "raid"? Because of an egging. I hate Bieber as much as the next sentient being, but why does that necessitate a raid? Did they get a report that he was hoarding a massive cache of eggs and planning some sort of full-scale assault?


There are unconfirmed reports of hidden caches of 2-ply toilet paper and shaving cream inside his home.

This is clearly a matter for the ATF. :P
 
2014-01-14 12:41:35 PM  
Holy fark, 11 cop cars for this? WTF?
 
2014-01-14 12:47:11 PM  
Feel free to taze the twink a few dozen times, officers! Get it on video - along with the beating for resisting arrest.
We'll pay good money for it!
 
2014-01-14 12:47:21 PM  

dj_bigbird: Holy fark, 11 cop cars for this? WTF?


I'm guessing they've been waiting for an excuse to go see if he really does have hookers and blow in there.
 
2014-01-14 12:50:03 PM  

dj_bigbird: Holy fark, 11 cop cars for this? WTF?


His neighbor must be a politician. o_o'
 
2014-01-14 12:53:55 PM  

oldfarthenry: Feel free to taze the twink a few dozen times, officers! Get it on video - along with the beating for resisting arrest.
We'll pay good money for it!


Especially if you "find" drugs or a weapon on him. >.>
 
2014-01-14 01:23:44 PM  
There is a lot of strange in this story and frankly troubling strange!

 A) A raid over some egg toss? People die in raids all the time. You have a dog? If he so much as barks at the intruders then they have, and will kill that dog. Over eggs? What if Justin pulled a gun for protection? He would be killed. Over eggs?

B) A search warrant? Were these special eggs? Is there anything that would identify them as "the eggs used is this egging drive by"? Would having eggs in his home do anything to substantially prove or disprove the allegations of the neighbor?

Or maybe... just maybe... The young man who clearly is going through the turbulent time of moving from boyhood to manhood, is annoying others in his wealthy complex and using that influence then called upon the power of the police to send the clear message that you are to leave this community or ELSE. If that is the case then America has many more dangerous problems than a young entertainer throwing eggs at a neighbor.
 
2014-01-14 01:27:14 PM  
From what I read, the level of damage on the neighbor's property raised the charge to felony vandalism. Not sure why that justifies a search warrant, but if the warrant is written broadly enough, God only knows what they're really looking for.
 
2014-01-14 01:32:28 PM  

gunslinger_RG: There is a lot of strange in this story and frankly troubling strange!

 A) A raid over some egg toss? People die in raids all the time. You have a dog? If he so much as barks at the intruders then they have, and will kill that dog. Over eggs? What if Justin pulled a gun for protection? He would be killed. Over eggs?

B) A search warrant? Were these special eggs? Is there anything that would identify them as "the eggs used is this egging drive by"? Would having eggs in his home do anything to substantially prove or disprove the allegations of the neighbor?

Or maybe... just maybe... The young man who clearly is going through the turbulent time of moving from boyhood to manhood, is annoying others in his wealthy complex and using that influence then called upon the power of the police to send the clear message that you are to leave this community or ELSE. If that is the case then America has many more dangerous problems than a young entertainer throwing eggs at a neighbor.


Oh, sure, it STARTS at egging houses. Next thing you know, he'll be TP'ing condos, shaving crude penises into the fur of neighborhood pets. Finally, one day, you wake up to hear the news that his on top of a bell tower at the University of Texas with a high-powered sniper rifle picking off all the non-Beliebers!

Lives are at stake, man! :P
 
2014-01-14 01:43:08 PM  
FTA: "Here's the thing ... If in the course of the search cops find something illegal -- like drugs -- it's fair game."

Interesting.
 
2014-01-14 02:09:59 PM  

Captain Steroid: B) A search warrant? Were these special eggs?


Oh, these weren't some eggs you just get an any corner store, son. These were jumbo, brown, cage-free, organic, DHA Omega-3 enriched eggs. These are the eggs of a someone who isn't just an enthusiast, but is either a professional or a certified egg-nut. And this Bieber kid doesn't look like he could make a soufflé if his life depended on it. So, you better believe we need to get those eggs off the streets before God only knows what happens.
 
2014-01-14 02:13:12 PM  

Nabb1: Captain Steroid: B) A search warrant? Were these special eggs?

Oh, these weren't some eggs you just get an any corner store, son. These were jumbo, brown, cage-free, organic, DHA Omega-3 enriched eggs. These are the eggs of a someone who isn't just an enthusiast, but is either a professional or a certified egg-nut. And this Bieber kid doesn't look like he could make a soufflé if his life depended on it. So, you better believe we need to get those eggs off the streets before God only knows what happens.


You mean... Egg-11?!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 02:32:54 PM  

gunslinger_RG: Over eggs?


Really bad eggs.

/yo ho ho
 
2014-01-14 02:43:46 PM  
If he has an egg carton with some missing, that's a sign of guilt right there.  What else could someone possibly use eggs for?

He should just cooperate.  Things will go a lot smoother and he can get this over easy.
 
2014-01-14 02:44:30 PM  
Obviously, he's harboring criminal mastermind Egg Fu...

www.oocities.org
 
2014-01-14 02:44:54 PM  
Who in the fark goes and gets a search warrant for petty vandalism?  What do they expect to find?  A notebook "Confessions of an egg thrower"?  Detailed egging plans?  Eggs in the fridge?
 
2014-01-14 02:45:02 PM  

Nabb1: A "raid"? Because of an egging. I hate Bieber as much as the next sentient being, but why does that necessitate a raid? Did they get a report that he was hoarding a massive cache of eggs and planning some sort of full-scale assault?


According to a story on the radio, the damage done by the egging was $20,000, which bumps it up to felony property damage.
 
2014-01-14 02:45:57 PM  

dj_bigbird: Holy fark, 11 cop cars for this? WTF?


"Did you bring enough guys?"

www.wearysloth.com

Really, the kid's a douchebag and "egging" a house is lame for anyone over 12 but jeez. Are they going to call this a terrorist attack next?
 
2014-01-14 02:46:55 PM  

ShawnDoc: According to a story on the radio, the damage done by the egging was $20,000, which bumps it up to felony property damage.


Were they Faberge eggs?  WTF
 
2014-01-14 02:50:20 PM  
Lil Za (his friend) arrested for felony drug charges.
 
2014-01-14 02:50:59 PM  
11 cop cars. I really should have been a cop. Don't do dick 99% of the time, get bullshiat calls like this, shoot whoever you want and get a paid vacation for it and retire at 50. The badge probably gets you pussy too, Alas I'm too thin and intelligent, they'd never take me.
 
2014-01-14 02:56:04 PM  

Brettster808: Lil Za (his friend) arrested for felony drug charges.


I'm going to bet he's taking the fall for it. Dude's going to be torn up in prison.
 
2014-01-14 02:56:06 PM  
Love the headline  Subby.  A year or so ago my GF and I were walking into the Regal Park Place 16 and there was a poster for some Justin Bieber movie or some event.  Anyway I leaned in and asked GF "What is a Justin Bieber?"  The theater manager was standing close by and heard us and said real loud and sharply "He's a Who, not a What."  I just shrugged him off and walked on but damn that dude was uptight about the farkism.
 
2014-01-14 02:56:24 PM  
I'm thinking Beiber's neighbor knows some higher ups and used his influence.
 
2014-01-14 02:58:39 PM  
Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.
 
2014-01-14 03:00:51 PM  

Diogenes: Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.


Well we didn't do anything about Celine Dion.
 
2014-01-14 03:01:06 PM  

nekom: ShawnDoc: According to a story on the radio, the damage done by the egging was $20,000, which bumps it up to felony property damage.

Were they Faberge eggs?  WTF


My guess is damage to a really expensive car.
 
2014-01-14 03:01:40 PM  

jwa007: Love the headline  Subby.  A year or so ago my GF and I were walking into the Regal Park Place 16 and there was a poster for some Justin Bieber movie or some event.  Anyway I leaned in and asked GF "What is a Justin Bieber?"  The theater manager was standing close by and heard us and said real loud and sharply "He's a Who, not a What."  I just shrugged him off and walked on but damn that dude was uptight about the farkism

Ozzy Osbournism.
 
2014-01-14 03:03:02 PM  

Mugato: Diogenes: Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.

Well we didn't do anything about Celine Dion.


Met her personally in '92.  She's every bit the insufferable biatch she's been made out to be.  Long story.
 
2014-01-14 03:04:27 PM  
ShawnDoc:
My guess is damage to a really expensive car.

Maybe, but even if it broke some glass or requires a whole new paint job it shouldn't be THAT much.  Maybe he asked his illegal alien gardener for a damage estimate and he gave it to him in Pesos.
 
2014-01-14 03:05:56 PM  

Diogenes: Met her personally in '92.  She's every bit the insufferable biatch she's been made out to be.  Long story.


I'm shocked.
 
2014-01-14 03:09:09 PM  

Diogenes: Mugato: Diogenes: Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.

Well we didn't do anything about Celine Dion.

Met her personally in '92.  She's every bit the insufferable biatch she's been made out oot to be.  Long story.


FTFY
 
2014-01-14 03:13:29 PM  
We all dressed in black
We snuck up around the back
We began to attack
The eggs did crack on Haze's back!
 
2014-01-14 03:17:59 PM  
 
2014-01-14 03:19:10 PM  

nekom: ShawnDoc:
My guess is damage to a really expensive car.

Maybe, but even if it broke some glass or requires a whole new paint job it shouldn't be THAT much.  Maybe he asked his illegal alien gardener for a damage estimate and he gave it to him in Pesos.


I don't know.  How much does it cost to get body work and paint done on a Ferrari? What if it is a custom color?  According to this link, paint jobs start at $28k and go up from there.

This is just speculation on my part based on the news report about the egging causing $20k in damage.  They didn't provide any detail on what had been damaged.
 
2014-01-14 03:20:28 PM  

nekom: Maybe, but even if it broke some glass or requires a whole new paint job it shouldn't be THAT much. Maybe he asked his illegal alien gardener for a damage estimate and he gave it to him in Pesos.


Ooops, looks like Bearded Clamorer has the answer.

bearded clamorer: We're told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. To do the job -- which is especially expensive because it's Venetian plaster -- will cost around $15K. There's another $5,000 in damage to the entry, including various doors that must be re-stained.

 
2014-01-14 03:29:55 PM  

ShawnDoc: Nabb1: A "raid"? Because of an egging. I hate Bieber as much as the next sentient being, but why does that necessitate a raid? Did they get a report that he was hoarding a massive cache of eggs and planning some sort of full-scale assault?

According to a story on the radio, the damage done by the egging was $20,000, which bumps it up to felony property damage.


He probably egged the neighbor's $20,000 crystal and gold lamp post.

/$20k is nothing if your home is worth millions
//is what I'm guessing
 
2014-01-14 03:33:39 PM  

bearded clamorer: We're told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. To do the job -- which is especially expensive because it's Venetian plaster -- will cost around $15K. There's another $5,000 in damage to the entry, including various doors that must be re-stained.


Ah, I wasn't terribly far off.

If it had been any of our houses, the total damage probably wouldn't have gone over a couple grand.

/vinyl siding
//can just was that f*#%ing egg off
 
2014-01-14 03:35:18 PM  
xanadian:
/vinyl siding
//can just was that f*#%ing egg off


Aluminum here, same story.  Except I wouldn't wash it off.  Rain'll get it eventually.
 
2014-01-14 03:35:52 PM  

xanadian: bearded clamorer: We're told the entire front of his house must be re-plastered. To do the job -- which is especially expensive because it's Venetian plaster -- will cost around $15K. There's another $5,000 in damage to the entry, including various doors that must be re-stained.

Ah, I wasn't terribly far off.

If it had been any of our houses, the total damage probably wouldn't have gone over a couple grand.

/vinyl siding
//can just was that f*#%ing egg off


Plus, if I were one of Bieber's neighbors, I'd be doing everything in my power to make life as difficult and unpleasant as possible for him.  Not only is turnabout fair play, but I'd want to "encourage" him to leave with every opportunity I'd be given.
 
2014-01-14 03:42:06 PM  
No one is commenting on the fact that the police found cocaine out in the open, and so they arrested the one black person in the house?
 
2014-01-14 03:43:29 PM  

Nabb1: A "raid"? Because of an egging. I hate Bieber as much as the next sentient being, but why does that necessitate a raid? Did they get a report that he was hoarding a massive cache of eggs and planning some sort of full-scale assault?


They did it to Capone too.  Use a minor offense blah blah.  Hilarious they hate him so much to spend the money on it.
 
2014-01-14 03:44:55 PM  

ShawnDoc: No one is commenting on the fact that the police found cocaine out in the open, and so they arrested the one black person in the house?


I don't generally read Bieber pieces with that level of detail.  But that's pretty farked up.
 
2014-01-14 03:46:03 PM  

Diogenes: Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.


Easy there, sport. Nice country you've got....would be a shame if some Nickelback B-Sides got released..
 
2014-01-14 03:46:11 PM  
Could you imagine having to live next to him?  I bet the whole neighborhood wants him out.  And it sounds like every sting is getting pulled on this one.  Which is nice.
 
2014-01-14 03:47:15 PM  
FOURF AMENDMINT!

NOT WHUT THE FOUNDRS INTENDID!

Oh, it's that guy?

Go for it.
 
2014-01-14 03:47:53 PM  
Did he use frozen eggs?
gadgets.boingboing.net

Or a few used ones of these?
 
2014-01-14 03:49:23 PM  

Glenford: Diogenes: Over 12 years in Afghanistan, and yet we still haven't invaded Canadia for the terrorist provocation that is Justin Bieber.  Not even a farking embargo.

Easy there, sport. Nice country you've got....would be a shame if some Nickelback B-Sides got released..


You did give us Shatner. I'd be willing to call it even if you took back Bieber. Now that's a good deal, since Bieber's almost over anyway.
 
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