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(WSYR Syracuse) Video How to open a beer with a shotgun   (wsyr.com) divider line 30
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2014-01-14 10:13:11 AM
don't you mean shotgun a beer...


*click link*

oh... oh... nevermind... wow...
 
2014-01-14 10:37:12 AM
Awww... I was expecting it was going to be a clever/skillful way to open a beer with a shotgun, not the obvious way.
 
2014-01-14 10:52:24 AM
This is going to end very badly.  Can't wait for the follow-ups.

"Mr. Smith lost the fingers on his left hand when the end of his shotgun barrel exploded..."
 
2014-01-14 10:53:59 AM
Yer a'gonna open a beer fer me, boy...
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2014-01-14 11:57:19 AM
Ugh, another DJ Farkle Barkle site that has changed their player to steal YouTube videos.

Here's a link to the YouTube video

No need to run up page clicks on a worthless site.
 
Bf+
2014-01-14 12:13:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: *click link*
oh... oh... nevermind... wow...


Radak: Awww... I was expecting it was going to be a clever/skillful way to open a beer with a shotgun, not the obvious way.


LesserEvil: Ugh, another DJ Farkle Barkle site that has changed their player to steal YouTube videos.



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2014-01-14 12:42:59 PM
The douche is strong with this one.
 
2014-01-14 12:54:56 PM
This is teh stoopud.
 
2014-01-14 01:46:18 PM
Well great, so now Ted Cruz is President for Life and Fartbama has to polish the dough-face's solid platinum golf tees.
 
2014-01-14 02:05:44 PM
Just put the cap on the handle and smack the thing.

*clicks link*

My fault.  I'd assumed that you intended to then drink said beer.
 
2014-01-14 02:07:32 PM
Big deal. I can open a beer with a marshmallow, if it's stale enough.
 
2014-01-14 02:15:54 PM
His method could lead to an unsolvable dilemma during an apocalypse: Open beer or shoot zombie/looter/canibal/vegan ?
 
2014-01-14 02:46:02 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Big deal. I can open a beer with a marshmallow, if it's stale enough.


The beer or the marshmallow?
 
2014-01-14 02:57:01 PM

talkertopc: His method could lead to an unsolvable dilemma during an apocalypse: Open beer or shoot zombie/looter/canibal/vegan ?


Shoot zombie in the head. Put beer in between zombie/looter/canibal's teeth and pull it an upward motion to release cap. Problems solved!

The vegan may not posses enough vitamins to have the requisite strength in their gums. Sorry.
 
2014-01-14 03:07:53 PM
Can't wait until he opens up his hand with the same shotgun...
 
2014-01-14 03:31:07 PM
Ya know, I really want to troll the gun nuts in this thread, but the guy in the video was just so pathetically sad that I can't muster up the lulz.

Next time, then.
 
2014-01-14 03:38:47 PM
way to waste a perfectly good Carlsburg.  do it without burning up all the CO2 and i might be impressed.  nah, who am i kidding. nothing about this skill is impressive.
 
2014-01-14 03:45:23 PM

Saborlas: Ya know, I really want to troll the gun nuts in this thread, but the guy in the video was just so pathetically sad that I can't muster up the lulz.

Next time, then.


That dope isn't part of the gun nut culture. That dope is part of the "I don't want to practice this farking piano anymore" culture.

/gun nut
 
2014-01-14 04:16:54 PM
PSA

Don't drink and shoot.

/PSA
 
2014-01-14 04:21:01 PM
And people say drinking and firearms don't mix - try doing this with a tennis racket and see how far you get (stupid librils).
 
2014-01-14 04:36:57 PM

phenn: Saborlas: Ya know, I really want to troll the gun nuts in this thread, but the guy in the video was just so pathetically sad that I can't muster up the lulz.

Next time, then.

That dope isn't part of the gun nut culture. That dope is part of the "I don't want to practice this farking piano anymore" culture.

/gun nut


You can't be, you didn't blame Obama, the Gays, and Libruls in the same sentence.
 
2014-01-14 04:58:45 PM
Shooting comes first and then drink all you want.  Idiot.
 
2014-01-14 05:46:33 PM
I'd be afraid of getting a hand full of shattered glass trying that.
 
2014-01-14 06:29:53 PM
Another responsible gun owner...
 
2014-01-14 06:40:24 PM

Kittypie070 [TotalFark]

Well great, so now Ted Cruz is President for Life and Fartbama has to polish the dough-face's solid platinum golf tees.

No whining about dragging politics into a thread that has nothing to do with politics.

ohh because you're bashing republicans, so it's allowed.
 
2014-01-14 06:43:01 PM

talkertopc: His method could lead to an unsolvable dilemma during an apocalypse: Open beer or shoot zombie/looter/canibal/vegan ?


Umm...shoot the hostage?
 
2014-01-14 06:50:55 PM
Starts off saying how real men drink beer - then negates it by saying he drinks Carlsberg.
College frat boy piss.
I'm thinking maybe he was joking about the real men part?
 
2014-01-14 07:59:44 PM

LesserEvil: Ugh, another DJ Farkle Barkle site that has changed their player to steal YouTube videos.

Here's a link to the YouTube video

No need to run up page clicks on a worthless site.


When I see it's a radio website, I always check the comments first for a better link. So, even if you are a douchebag to some, I thank you. But why didn't you dig deeper for the liveleak video instead of sending traffic to the stolen video on youtube?
 
2014-01-14 10:06:38 PM
sugardunkington.com
 
2014-01-15 12:58:22 AM
What a waste of a perfectly good slug.
 
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