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2014-01-14 12:00:39 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...

Looks great on my dog...not so much on Skippy there.


Dan Aykroyd does too, its called heterochromia and a lot of other famous people are known to have it as well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia_iridum).  The character of Tyrion out of Game of Thrones also has it in the books.

In this case the right eye in this guy's photo looks more serpentine and the blue in the left eye is off, I say he's wearing contact lenses
 
2014-01-14 12:05:20 PM  
Looks like he's a quart low.
 
2014-01-14 12:08:38 PM  
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2014-01-14 12:15:11 PM  
It's nice of the cops to let him fix his makeup before they took the picture.
 
2014-01-14 12:23:46 PM  
 Holy shiat!

Had to take a close second look at that guy. Thought it was my son for a good couple of seconds.

The resemblance is uncanny!
 
2014-01-14 12:28:33 PM  

TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]



Desperate cry for.......you know, an ass-kickin'.
 
2014-01-14 12:32:11 PM  
Heterochromatic irides. I love saying that. I also like saying preauricular hypotrichosis.
 
2014-01-14 12:34:42 PM  
Of course his is fake, not naturally occurring.
 
2014-01-14 12:35:00 PM  

GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.


I was going with Tom Petty.
 
2014-01-14 12:35:32 PM  

Massa Damnata: [media.northjersey.com image 300x232]                              [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 299x168]


One is a cadaverous freak with possible mental issues. The other just got arrested in New Jersey.
 
2014-01-14 12:38:17 PM  
Tranny hooker?
 
2014-01-14 12:43:08 PM  
I didn't know Ann Cpulter dyed her hair.
 
2014-01-14 12:48:27 PM  

Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...


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I've slept with worse. Wait, did I say that out loud? I haven't. I'm just kidding. My dog is cuter, geez. If I was that desperate. Not that I am. Or ever was. Maybe I'll just leave now.
 
2014-01-14 12:51:07 PM  
I was just surprised to find out it was a dude.

Kill it with fire.
 
2014-01-14 12:52:27 PM  

cryinoutloud: Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...

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I've slept with worse. Wait, did I say that out loud? I haven't. I'm just kidding. My dog is cuter, geez. If I was that desperate. Not that I am. Or ever was. Maybe I'll just leave now.



The question is, was she? He??
 
2014-01-14 12:53:45 PM  
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2014-01-14 12:55:50 PM  
Northern Jersey, folks. One big toxic dump. Gotta affect yer genetic structure. Does it have gills?
 
2014-01-14 01:20:42 PM  
His name is Chris?

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2014-01-14 02:02:48 PM  
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Police on the lookout for 2 or 3 accomplices still at large.

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2014-01-14 02:12:58 PM  
. . . ???

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2014-01-14 02:22:38 PM  
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2014-01-14 04:19:47 PM  
My eyes!!!!! I mean HER eyes. Wait....actually,  HIS eyes.

/wtf am I looking at?
 
2014-01-14 04:58:32 PM  
This poor bastard crash-landed on Planet Ugly.
Face first.
 
2014-01-14 05:35:15 PM  
Jamie Lee Curtis sure has let herself go.
 
2014-01-14 07:20:41 PM  
I'm not so sure that's a guy.  Sure looks like a female.  But definitely a freak.  An honest-to-God freak.

/if that's a dude, let's just say massive failure
//his parents must be so proud...
 
2014-01-14 10:30:17 PM  

p0nk: GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.

I was going with Tom Petty.


I wouldn't be surprised if he's told he doesn't have to live like a refugee, and don't come around here no more.
 
2014-01-15 12:37:19 AM  

Prey4reign: jankyboy: TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]

That's what we call the "job stopper" tattoo... and piercings... and studs... and hoops... and whatever the fark those bumps in his head are called.

Bumps in his head.


That guy has to be mentally ill.
 
2014-01-15 11:07:59 AM  

p0nk: GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.

I was going with Tom Petty.


tarnishedreviews.com
 
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