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2014-01-14 09:13:20 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-14 09:48:36 AM
Dude looks like a Steven Tyler.
 
2014-01-14 09:51:41 AM

gnosis301: Dude looks like a Steven Tyler.


Iggy Pop
 
2014-01-14 09:59:51 AM
For the first time in history both Steven Tyler and Iggy Pop may have been insulted when comparing them to other ugly people.
 
2014-01-14 10:03:30 AM

R.A.Danny: For the first time in history both Steven Tyler and Iggy Pop may have been insulted when comparing them to other ugly people.


Key words: may and other.
 
2014-01-14 10:08:58 AM
media.northjersey.com

miwcreature.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-14 10:11:56 AM

CapeFearCadaver: R.A.Danny: For the first time in history both Steven Tyler and Iggy Pop may have been insulted when comparing them to other ugly people.

Key words: may and other.


I made sure to leave room for personal preference when it came to the ugly.
 
2014-01-14 10:24:36 AM
The person using the debit card at both places was described as a white man with longer hair, wearing a black jacket with a red hood, and driving a mid-1990s white Toyota Camry with a missing gas cap door, Papapietro said.

So that's where my old car ended up! They told me they sold it for scrap.
 
2014-01-14 10:27:24 AM
He's got the two eye color thing that Charles Xavier liked so much in First Class.
 
2014-01-14 10:28:02 AM
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-14 10:28:25 AM
David Bowie has really let himself go.
 
2014-01-14 10:28:55 AM
That's a something, baby!
 
2014-01-14 10:29:47 AM
His name is Chris?

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-14 10:30:43 AM
Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?
 
2014-01-14 10:35:37 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?


Dad?
Mom?
It?
 
2014-01-14 10:35:42 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2014-01-14 10:37:21 AM
i299.photobucket.com

Go home, you're not David Bowie.
 
2014-01-14 10:37:55 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?


Your mother?
 
2014-01-14 10:38:06 AM

ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?


I so badly want to say Adam Ant, but he's pretty dammit!
 
2014-01-14 10:41:26 AM
Came for Aladdin Sane and Buffalo Bill, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-14 10:43:55 AM
If you posted that as a picture of a female teacher sleeping with a student I bet that there would be a whole lot of farkers talking about how they would hit it.
 
2014-01-14 10:46:20 AM
You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

www.ashleyb.org
 
2014-01-14 10:47:16 AM

Slypork: Your mother?


Is that what you whippersnappers call 'a burn' nowadays?
 
2014-01-14 10:48:20 AM
*warily clicks on link*

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-01-14 10:49:18 AM
Chris Connelly?

www.chicagotribune.com
 
2014-01-14 10:54:38 AM
Why the long face?
www.freelancetheworkspace.com
 
2014-01-14 10:56:23 AM
Let people be what they want to be as long as it doesn't inflict harm on others.
 
2014-01-14 10:56:45 AM
I'm sure he cleans up nice, or will when he gets to prison.
 
2014-01-14 10:59:12 AM
Final Boss of the Internet.
media.northjersey.com
 
2014-01-14 11:04:19 AM

ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?


David Spade?
 
2014-01-14 11:05:46 AM
Looks like mismatched contact lenses on a possible meth addict.  And in the wrong light he could give a nightmare bad dreams.
 
2014-01-14 11:07:44 AM
THATwas in my house???

burn it burn it all !!!!!
 
2014-01-14 11:09:41 AM
i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 11:12:56 AM
Ann Coulter.
 
2014-01-14 11:14:11 AM
And Manson used to hang with Dita
Go fig
 
2014-01-14 11:19:10 AM
Whoa, the man who fell to earth landed hard.
 
2014-01-14 11:19:28 AM

Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?


Todd Rundgren.
 
x23
2014-01-14 11:21:53 AM

Godscrack: [i299.photobucket.com image 772x506]

Go home, you're not David Bowie.



funny you should say that...

"Chris Connelly (born 11 November 1964) is a Scottish musician who became famous for his industrial music work of the late 1980s and early 1990s, particularly his involvement with the Revolting Cocks and Ministry. He has since established himself as an alternative singer-songwriter. His vocal style has been compared to that of Scott Walker and David Bowie."

heh.
 
2014-01-14 11:22:45 AM
So THAT'S where I left the Eye of Sauron!
 
2014-01-14 11:24:05 AM
We'll be sure to keep an eye out for him.

He appears to collect them.
 
2014-01-14 11:29:31 AM
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 11:31:51 AM

blatz514: [media.northjersey.com image 300x232]

[miwcreature.files.wordpress.com image 850x1262]


This.
 
2014-01-14 11:32:02 AM
I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...
 
2014-01-14 11:35:18 AM

TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]


That's what we call the "job stopper" tattoo... and piercings... and studs... and hoops... and whatever the fark those bumps in his head are called.
 
2014-01-14 11:36:09 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x215]


First things that came to mind for me too.. "how much lotion did he have next to a well dug in his basement".
 
2014-01-14 11:37:25 AM
Glances at mugshot, what's so bad - I've seen way uglier chicks.

*reads article*

Wait, that's a dude?
 
2014-01-14 11:39:34 AM

Thingster: Glances at mugshot, what's so bad - I've seen way uglier chicks.

*reads article*

Wait, that's a dude?


This.
"Man? What do you mean man?"
 
2014-01-14 11:40:11 AM

Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...



Looks great on my dog...not so much on Skippy there.
 
2014-01-14 11:48:28 AM
Don't see much o'that out here on the ranch ..
 
2014-01-14 11:52:19 AM

jankyboy: TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]

That's what we call the "job stopper" tattoo... and piercings... and studs... and hoops... and whatever the fark those bumps in his head are called.


Bumps in his head.
 
2014-01-14 12:00:39 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...

Looks great on my dog...not so much on Skippy there.


Dan Aykroyd does too, its called heterochromia and a lot of other famous people are known to have it as well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia_iridum).  The character of Tyrion out of Game of Thrones also has it in the books.

In this case the right eye in this guy's photo looks more serpentine and the blue in the left eye is off, I say he's wearing contact lenses
 
2014-01-14 12:05:20 PM
Looks like he's a quart low.
 
2014-01-14 12:08:38 PM
                                          media.northjersey.com                              encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-01-14 12:15:11 PM
It's nice of the cops to let him fix his makeup before they took the picture.
 
2014-01-14 12:23:46 PM
 Holy shiat!

Had to take a close second look at that guy. Thought it was my son for a good couple of seconds.

The resemblance is uncanny!
 
2014-01-14 12:28:33 PM

TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]



Desperate cry for.......you know, an ass-kickin'.
 
2014-01-14 12:32:11 PM
Heterochromatic irides. I love saying that. I also like saying preauricular hypotrichosis.
 
2014-01-14 12:34:42 PM
Of course his is fake, not naturally occurring.
 
2014-01-14 12:35:00 PM

GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.


I was going with Tom Petty.
 
2014-01-14 12:35:32 PM

Massa Damnata: [media.northjersey.com image 300x232]                              [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 299x168]


One is a cadaverous freak with possible mental issues. The other just got arrested in New Jersey.
 
2014-01-14 12:38:17 PM
Tranny hooker?
 
2014-01-14 12:43:08 PM
I didn't know Ann Cpulter dyed her hair.
 
2014-01-14 12:48:27 PM

Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...


imageshack.com

I've slept with worse. Wait, did I say that out loud? I haven't. I'm just kidding. My dog is cuter, geez. If I was that desperate. Not that I am. Or ever was. Maybe I'll just leave now.
 
2014-01-14 12:51:07 PM
I was just surprised to find out it was a dude.

Kill it with fire.
 
2014-01-14 12:52:27 PM

cryinoutloud: Wrongo: I've seen those eye mismatches on cats and Australian Shepperds before...

[imageshack.com image 262x320]

I've slept with worse. Wait, did I say that out loud? I haven't. I'm just kidding. My dog is cuter, geez. If I was that desperate. Not that I am. Or ever was. Maybe I'll just leave now.



The question is, was she? He??
 
2014-01-14 12:53:45 PM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-14 12:55:50 PM
Northern Jersey, folks. One big toxic dump. Gotta affect yer genetic structure. Does it have gills?
 
2014-01-14 01:20:42 PM
His name is Chris?

i275.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 02:02:48 PM
cdn.buzznet.com

Police on the lookout for 2 or 3 accomplices still at large.

jmount43.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-14 02:12:58 PM
. . . ???

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-14 02:22:38 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-14 04:19:47 PM
My eyes!!!!! I mean HER eyes. Wait....actually,  HIS eyes.

/wtf am I looking at?
 
2014-01-14 04:58:32 PM
This poor bastard crash-landed on Planet Ugly.
Face first.
 
2014-01-14 05:35:15 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis sure has let herself go.
 
2014-01-14 07:20:41 PM
I'm not so sure that's a guy.  Sure looks like a female.  But definitely a freak.  An honest-to-God freak.

/if that's a dude, let's just say massive failure
//his parents must be so proud...
 
2014-01-14 10:30:17 PM

p0nk: GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.

I was going with Tom Petty.


I wouldn't be surprised if he's told he doesn't have to live like a refugee, and don't come around here no more.
 
2014-01-15 12:37:19 AM

Prey4reign: jankyboy: TV's Vinnie: You call that a  "yikes", ya little cupcake?


Nooooo. THIS is a "YIKES!"

[www.ashleyb.org image 240x318]

That's what we call the "job stopper" tattoo... and piercings... and studs... and hoops... and whatever the fark those bumps in his head are called.

Bumps in his head.


That guy has to be mentally ill.
 
2014-01-15 11:07:59 AM

p0nk: GypsyJoker: Dr Jack Badofsky: ChipNASA: CapeFearCadaver: Steven Tyler
Iggy Pop
Marilyn Manson
The Terminator
David Bowie

Who else?

Dad?
Mom?
It?

David Spade?

Todd Rundgren.

I was going with Tom Petty.


tarnishedreviews.com
 
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