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(Slate)   Cruz's top staff now includes a former linchpin of the RSC, a veteran of Jim DeMint's team, a veteran of FreedomWorks, and the co-author of Rick Perry's pre-campaign book. It's a conservative movement Voltron   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Hero, Royal Shakespeare Company, Jim DeMint, Rick Perry, FreedomWorks, Voltron, Ted Cruz, Republicans  
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2014-01-14 08:24:33 AM  
It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.
 
2014-01-14 08:26:24 AM  
More of an assformer if you ask me
 
2014-01-14 08:37:20 AM  
Only the best and brightest.
 
2014-01-14 08:43:24 AM  
I don't remember a bunch of retards running in circles and headbutting each other ever happening in Voltron.
 
2014-01-14 08:48:22 AM  
Seems more like a snake mating ball to me.

www.naturenorth.com
 
2014-01-14 08:49:35 AM  

SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.


I see my work here is done
 
2014-01-14 08:50:47 AM  
Lots of folks circling to skim some sweet, sweet, sweet campaign cash. It will be a glorious feeding frenzy that will achieve advancing a narrative, AND line pockets.

BRILLIANT!
 
2014-01-14 08:51:59 AM  
Rick Perry isnt in the same league as DeMint or Cruz.

Cruz and DeNint are *evil*, Perry is just dumb.
 
2014-01-14 08:55:00 AM  

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Ready to form Doltron! Activate child locks! Derpa-therms connected! Stem-cells down! Bible thumpers are go! Let's go, Doltron Force!

 
2014-01-14 08:56:54 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 615x621]
Ready to form Doltron! Activate child locks! Derpa-therms connected! Stem-cells down! Bible thumpers are go! Let's go, Doltron Force!


ROFL.  Brilliant.
 
2014-01-14 09:02:34 AM  

SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.


More like an evil wizard.  Volderp.
 
2014-01-14 09:08:18 AM  
There's a Hero here?
 
2014-01-14 09:08:33 AM  
As I recall, that former RSC staffer was fired from the RSC for leaking RSC confidential documents.
 
2014-01-14 09:12:56 AM  
Yeah...if Pidge was all five members...
 
2014-01-14 09:34:25 AM  
I don't know much about US right-wing politics, but reading that list I'd be concerned that he doesn't have enough fundamentalist Christians on board. You can't win the Republican nomination without an army of fundies manning the telephones.

Also, birth certificate Canada herpity-derp.
 
2014-01-14 09:36:26 AM  

edmo: There's a Hero here?

Exactly, wtf submitter.
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-14 09:40:00 AM  
FORM BLAZING CROSS!
 
2014-01-14 09:48:31 AM  
It's like the Redskins proudly announcing new GM Matt Millen and new head coach Marty Mornhinweg before trading for Ryan Leaf
It's like Disney announcing a reboot of the Lone Ranger movie with Shia LeBeouf playing the Ranger AND Tonto directed by Joel Schumacher from Joe Esterhasz's script
 
2014-01-14 09:58:29 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 615x621]
Ready to form Doltron! Activate child locks! Derpa-therms connected! Stem-cells down! Bible thumpers are go! Let's go, Doltron Force!


The Lord's Work has been done.  Thank you.
 
2014-01-14 09:59:43 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's like the Redskins proudly announcing new GM Matt Millen and new head coach Marty Mornhinweg before trading for Ryan Leaf
It's like Disney announcing a reboot of the Lone Ranger movie with Shia LeBeouf playing the Ranger AND Tonto directed by Joel Schumacher from Joe Esterhasz's script


It's like Michael Bay rebooting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and reenvisioning them as aliens.

//true sad story
 
2014-01-14 10:04:47 AM  

mrshowrules: SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.

More like an evil wizard.  Volderp.


Please, don't use that name. It's "He who must not be elected".
 
2014-01-14 10:05:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: More of an assformer if you ask me


crakgenius.files.wordpress.com

A licky boom-boom down
 
2014-01-14 10:07:05 AM  

Wade_Wilson: mrshowrules: SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.

More like an evil wizard.  Volderp.

Please, don't use that name. It's "He who must not be elected".


Derpth Volderfart (Dick Armey, Darth Vader, Voltron and Voldermort's love child).
 
2014-01-14 10:09:39 AM  
Voltron?  Titan Maximum, more like.
 
2014-01-14 10:13:34 AM  
How many pro-Iraq neocons are there?
 
2014-01-14 10:13:44 AM  
ok doltron is p good
 
2014-01-14 10:15:00 AM  
Voltron? More like StupidIdiotMoranAmericaHatingScumbagShiatHeadDickBagNumbnutsAssLintFar tfaceTron, amiright?
 
2014-01-14 10:22:10 AM  

mrshowrules: SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.

More like an evil wizard.  Volderp.


Derpdemort.
 
2014-01-14 10:24:48 AM  
When he's President, I'd love to see Rummy and Cheney on his cabinet.
 
2014-01-14 10:27:36 AM  
Was he supposed to hire a bunch of Act Up communists or something?
 
2014-01-14 10:28:57 AM  

Tyrano Soros: When he's President, I'd love to see Rummy and Cheney on his cabinet.



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2014-01-14 10:29:50 AM  

CaptainToast: mrshowrules: SilentStrider: It's like a Voltron of Derp. A derpy Voltron. A Derptron, if you will.

More like an evil wizard.  Volderp.

Derpdemort.


Pffft, they wish they had that kind of cachet.

A cadre of Peter Potatogrews is what they are - sneering, sniveling, syncophantic, starfarker suck-ups.
 
2014-01-14 10:30:02 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 615x621]
Ready to form Doltron! Activate child locks! Derpa-therms connected! Stem-cells down! Bible thumpers are go! Let's go, Doltron Force!


I love you
 
2014-01-14 10:30:28 AM  
When Cruz loses Teabaggers will say it is because he wasn't conservative enough.
 
2014-01-14 10:30:30 AM  
Voltron? More like Barbie Hairtastic Styling Head with extra Derpity-Do. There are no real brains inside the Barbie head, either.

s.s-bol.com
 
2014-01-14 10:31:05 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 615x621]
Ready to form Doltron! Activate child locks! Derpa-therms connected! Stem-cells down! Bible thumpers are go! Let's go, Doltron Force!


And I'll form the deck chair!
 
2014-01-14 10:31:19 AM  
When they combine their powers, do they also form Captain Pollution?
 
2014-01-14 10:31:20 AM  

Tyrano Soros: When he's President, I'd love to see Rummy and Cheney on his cabinet.


Have you taken many blows to the head?
 
2014-01-14 10:37:30 AM  
Spud Buds!

Yay!
 
2014-01-14 10:39:40 AM  
He's gonna run, isn't he? Oh, the LULZ we will have as people figure out he has less idea than Gov. Goodhair about anything.
 
2014-01-14 10:51:14 AM  
Voltron? Seems more like MegaMaid. Only two settings, suck and blow.
 
2014-01-14 11:00:46 AM  
Forming the head must be weird, what with it being up the robot's own ass.
 
2014-01-14 11:03:52 AM  

Cruz: "And I'll form the ass!"

 
2014-01-14 11:05:36 AM  
Hero tag has me stumped here.
//Whar Hero?
 
2014-01-14 11:05:47 AM  

MFAWG: He's gonna run, isn't he? Oh, the LULZ we will have as people figure out he has less idea than Gov. Goodhair about anything.


Oh, he'll have all the best ideas that thinktanks can buy.
 
2014-01-14 11:11:30 AM  

thamike: I don't remember a bunch of retards running in circles and headbutting each other ever happening in Voltron.


I dunno, I could swear it happened a few times in the knockoff vehicles-based show they also called Voltron when it was dubbed. Or maybe that's just what it felt like compared to the original...
 
2014-01-14 11:11:59 AM  

monoski: Hero tag has me stumped here.
//Whar Hero?


Maybe because there isn't an "An Hero" tag.
 
2014-01-14 11:14:54 AM  

thamike: I don't remember a bunch of retards running in circles and headbutting each other ever happening in Voltron.


Didn't happen in Voltron, but it did happen in Strange Brew.

i.imgur.com

/kaaaaaaa luuuu ka ku ka lu ka kuuuu...
 
2014-01-14 11:31:47 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-14 11:38:49 AM  
Looking at this, this makes it pretty clear that Cruz isn't even going to attempt to make his message sound mainstream or attempt any sort of appeal to anyone but Teabaggers.  It's full derp ahead, herpy as she goes.
 
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