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(NBC News)   Israeli official brands John Kerry and and his zeal for middle-east peace 'messianic', says only thing that could save Israel was for Kerry "to receive the Nobel Peace Prize and leave us alone"   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, John Kerry, Israeli government, Nobel Peace Prize, Yedioth Ahronoth, Jewish settlements, defense minister, Moshe Yaalon  
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2014-01-14 08:37:42 AM
3 votes:
Yeah, what kind of an asshole wants peace?
2014-01-14 08:37:10 AM
3 votes:
Kerry better watch out, look at what happened to the last messiah the jews got a hold of.
2014-01-14 08:37:33 AM
2 votes:
I thought the Israelis wanted a messianic figure to come?
2014-01-14 08:35:06 AM
2 votes:
What they seem to perceive as 'obsession' is called working hard and it's also a little something we call America's 'can do attitude'.
It's one of the things that makes America exceptional. Now, does the state of Israel have a problem with American exceptionalism? Because if they do, that would mean they've become secret Muslim fascists and they should just make peace with their neighbors because they have so much in common. But if I've misunderstood and they do in fact accept that we are exceptional, then it would be foolish not to take our advice and finish the damn peace agreement we are proposing. Check and mate.
2014-01-14 08:10:25 AM
2 votes:
Leave us alone.  But leave the skids of 100s.
2014-01-14 07:58:22 AM
2 votes:
Maybe having to sit through dozens of conversations with John Kerry will force them to give in and sign the treaty. Diplomacy through abject boredom.
2014-01-14 07:53:38 AM
2 votes:
Yeah, how dare Kerry object to apartheid. Doesn't he understand that Israelis have lived on those olive groves for literally hundreds of months????
2014-01-14 01:35:41 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: Jesus, what a bunch of whiny farksticks. I'm tired of their bullshiat. Fark 'em, let them resolve the issues they've created BY THEMSELVES.
Never seen a country that was made up of nothing but attention whores. You don't pay enough attention, they throw a fit, you pay too much attention, they throw a fit.

And I think we need our messianic money back, the ungrateful pieces of shiat.



When did Jews get so neurotic all of a sudden?
2014-01-14 12:35:34 PM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Maybe having to sit through dozens of conversations with John Kerry will force them to give in and sign the treaty. Diplomacy through abject boredom.


You've never been to a Seder.
2014-01-14 11:35:45 AM
1 votes:

jaytkay: The Israeli right-wingers' schtick is killing Palestinians and then "protecting" the country from the resulting retaliation. Their livelihood is being threatened,

Same with the Palestinian militants.

The place is a failure. Fence it off.


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2014-01-14 11:19:00 AM
1 votes:

liam76: Marcus Aurelius: Genocidal maniacs?

Given that the population of Palestenians is growing faster than their own, it is the exact opposite of genocide. But fro soem reason I bet you feel ok justifying your lies...



No one said the Israelis were good at it.
2014-01-14 11:05:00 AM
1 votes:
The slaves were better off in the deep south, have you seen Africa?
2014-01-14 10:20:56 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: The world should deal with them as what they are.


Genocidal maniacs?
2014-01-14 09:49:19 AM
1 votes:
Israeli official brands

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2014-01-14 09:36:10 AM
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: I thought the Israelis wanted a messianic figure to come?


Eventually you get tired of all the pretenders, though.
2014-01-14 09:11:32 AM
1 votes:
Jesus, what a bunch of whiny farksticks. I'm tired of their bullshiat. Fark 'em, let them resolve the issues they've created BY THEMSELVES.
Never seen a country that was made up of nothing but attention whores. You don't pay enough attention, they throw a fit, you pay too much attention, they throw a fit.

And I think we need our messianic money back, the ungrateful pieces of shiat.
2014-01-14 08:50:47 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Israel is simply unwilling or unable to resolve their issues peacefully.


Why would they?  They have all the weapons.
2014-01-14 08:49:34 AM
1 votes:

Cat Food Sandwiches: HMS_Blinkin: Israel better watch its mouth if it wants to keep getting that sweet cash and weapons discounts.

/seriously, they're not even RESPECTFUL of our government anymore
//why the hell do we keep groveling to them?

They'll be respectful again when we get a new president who's respectful to them.


Not sure if Poe's Law kicking in or not, but if it doesn't, please enlighten us as to the use of the word 'again'.
2014-01-14 08:47:10 AM
1 votes:
The only master-slave relation of the world where slave gets to pay the master.
2014-01-14 08:45:49 AM
1 votes:
Trying to stop people from killing each other in a pointless and bloody sectarian civil war. Christ, what an asshole.
2014-01-14 08:25:23 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Then maybe we should leave them alone.


I'd be happy to leave Israel alone with out military or civilian foreign aid, without the US' guaranteed security council veto, and without the implicit promise that the US will back Israel up if things degenerate.


Or they can stfu and stop interfering in our domestic politics.


/I would also accept the forceble relocation of the tea party to kibbutzim in the Negev.   Tea-party sweat is the best hoveround lubricant.
2014-01-14 08:10:11 AM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Maybe having to sit through dozens of conversations with John Kerry will force them to give in and sign the treaty. Diplomacy through abject boredom.


Textbook narcopolitik.
2014-01-14 08:04:04 AM
1 votes:
So, Israel's having a temper tantrum because there's a slim chance they won't get everything they want. I can see why the GOP kisses their asses so heartily.
2014-01-14 07:53:26 AM
1 votes:
Then maybe we should leave them alone.
2014-01-14 07:25:06 AM
1 votes:
The only thing Kerry has a zeal for is a nice set of boobs because they remind him of himself.
 
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