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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Girl hunts for heartbroken mystery blonde with a Yorkshire accent and tartan top after she dumped her cheating fiancee's pearl engagement ring with her   ( divider line
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11318 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2014 at 7:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-14 02:50:04 PM  
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Obviously she left the ring behind because she doesn't want it anymore. (Why would she?)

And why would you want to return it for sentimental value? To who? The cheating jerk who gave it to her? Why be nice to him?

Consider it a payday for being a good person to console a woman who needed it and have some fun.
2014-01-14 12:34:20 PM  
1 vote:
What's the over-under on the dude not actually being unfaithful?
2014-01-14 08:22:56 AM  
1 vote:
For a pearl, that sure is one hell of a catseye chrysoberyl.
2014-01-14 07:29:13 AM  
1 vote:
Personal do they work?
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