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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Girl hunts for heartbroken mystery blonde with a Yorkshire accent and tartan top after she dumped her cheating fiancee's pearl engagement ring with her   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 26
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2014-01-14 07:29:13 AM
Personal pronouns...how do they work?
 
2014-01-14 07:55:28 AM
They don't teach that at university.
 
2014-01-14 08:02:03 AM

vudukungfu: They don't teach that at university.


Ooniversity?

Looxury.

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2014-01-14 08:02:47 AM
This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.


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2014-01-14 08:06:16 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.


"London party girl."

"When the 24 year old professional sobered up...."

Iunno. I feel kinda superior.
 
2014-01-14 08:07:56 AM
Nothing is lamer than looking for the woman who abandoned an engagement ring.  "I do vaguely recall her taking off her ring, saying that she had done with it and said I ought to look after it for her.All I know is that she had blonde hair, was wearing a black-and-red tartan top and spoke with a Yorkshire accent. She could have been a student or just visiting.
We care. We care a lot. [Faith no More]
 
2014-01-14 08:10:38 AM

berylman: Yorkshire accent.


Yappy?


When she finds her they better kiss.
 
2014-01-14 08:19:36 AM

brimed03: Zeb Hesselgresser: This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.

"London party girl."

"When the 24 year old professional sobered up...."

Iunno. I feel kinda superior.


Settle down there son, you live in Baltimore?

images.lazygamer.net
 
2014-01-14 08:22:56 AM
For a pearl, that sure is one hell of a catseye chrysoberyl.
 
2014-01-14 08:24:25 AM
It's important she find the girl and give it back to her; since an engagement ring is a promise that "if you sleep with me I will marry you" and they're not getting married, she needs to sell it so she can afford to pay her bills, etc. since she can't work and no man will take a girl who isn't a virgin.

/that's how engagement rings work, right?
 
2014-01-14 08:26:14 AM
And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...
 
2014-01-14 08:29:32 AM
"I really feel dreadful now because it's a distinctive ring which has probably been passed down generations of a family.
"It's old-fashioned and will have sentimental value."


Shouldn't she be looking for the guy, it came from his family.
 
2014-01-14 08:31:49 AM

CeroX: And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...


Blondes in tartar sauce?

*sproing*
 
2014-01-14 08:37:05 AM

Prof. Frink: CeroX: And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...

Blondes in tartar sauce?

*sproing*


I did a GIS, this was the best I could find, it's close.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-14 08:43:07 AM

grokca: Prof. Frink: CeroX: And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...

Blondes in tartar sauce?

*sproing*

I did a GIS, this was the best I could find, it's close.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


at least she's cute
 
2014-01-14 09:32:49 AM

CeroX: grokca: Prof. Frink: CeroX: And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...

Blondes in tartar sauce?

*sproing*

I did a GIS, this was the best I could find, it's close.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

at least she's cute


Hard to tell... can't see the knees.
 
2014-01-14 10:10:42 AM

CleanAndPure: CeroX: grokca: Prof. Frink: CeroX: And here i was hoping for a blondes in tartans thread... how silly of me...

Blondes in tartar sauce?

*sproing*

I did a GIS, this was the best I could find, it's close.
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

at least she's cute

Hard to tell... can't see the knees.


I don't know, but, her fish looks good.  OK, I'll take her, and the fish and chips.
 
2014-01-14 10:14:45 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.


How about the cheating fiance?

Or the sad sack chick who's about to marry him?

Or the bar chick who thought it a good idea to make this a (not) news story?

Or the reporter on a really slow news day that just published online a picture of the ring, with the details that Ms. Stupid Fiance knows about Mr. Stupid Fiance's infidelity?
 
2014-01-14 10:27:29 AM

FeatheredSun: Zeb Hesselgresser: This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.

How about the cheating fiance?

Or the sad sack chick who's about to marry him?

Or the bar chick who thought it a good idea to make this a (not) news story?

Or the reporter on a really slow news day that just published online a picture of the ring, with the details that Ms. Stupid Fiance knows about Mr. Stupid Fiance's infidelity?



I see the wisdom in your words.

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2014-01-14 11:31:43 AM
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2014-01-14 12:34:20 PM
What's the over-under on the dude not actually being unfaithful?
 
2014-01-14 01:50:45 PM
hunts for heartbroken mystery blonde

Aren't we all?
 
2014-01-14 02:10:22 PM
i.imgur.com

Here's to a happy ending for both of them.
 
2014-01-14 02:50:04 PM
Obviously she left the ring behind because she doesn't want it anymore. (Why would she?)

And why would you want to return it for sentimental value? To who? The cheating jerk who gave it to her? Why be nice to him?

Consider it a payday for being a good person to console a woman who needed it and have some fun.
 
2014-01-14 03:57:05 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: brimed03: Zeb Hesselgresser: This story has nobody to dislike or feel superior to.

"London party girl."

"When the 24 year old professional sobered up...."

Iunno. I feel kinda superior.

Settle down there son, you live in Baltimore?


I... We-- it's...

Damn.

Where's the Bactine? I'm gonna need a lot.
 
2014-01-14 04:06:58 PM
Meanwhile a police report was filed by a woman claiming she was assaulted and robbed by a liquored up biatch cryin, "If  couldn't be engaged no one can!"
 
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