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(Popdust)   Man who hasn't bathed in 60 years looks exactly like you'd expect   (popdust.com ) divider line 73
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2014-01-14 07:39:04 AM  
A good investigative journalist would have told us what kind of shait he was smoking.
 
2014-01-14 07:46:16 AM  

vudukungfu: A good investigative journalist would have told us what kind of shait he was smoking.


Variety is the spice of life.
 
2014-01-14 07:57:24 AM  
st.pixanews.com
 
2014-01-14 07:57:46 AM  
I guess that's one way to keep people away from your stash.

"Hey, what's in that pipe?"

"Uh...poop."

"Oh, I...see.  I'll be going now."

"Sucker!"
 
2014-01-14 07:59:28 AM  
Well, at least its proof that Iran is developing WMDs.
 
2014-01-14 08:00:55 AM  
 
2014-01-14 08:36:48 AM  
theproducers.weei.com

Alternatively, this.
 
2014-01-14 08:37:01 AM  

doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.


Ewww...I'm changing my handle.
 
2014-01-14 08:56:08 AM  

Diogenes: doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.

Ewww...I'm changing my handle.


Or washing it at least.
 
2014-01-14 08:57:48 AM  

Lochsteppe: Diogenes: doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.

Ewww...I'm changing my handle.

Or washing it at least.


I'm all for sticking it to the status quo and all, but...ITCHY and SMELLY!
 
2014-01-14 08:57:58 AM  
"Adding to his unusual lifestyle Haji says his favorite food is rotten, dead porcupine and he smokes a pipe packed with animal feces."


i454.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-14 09:02:03 AM  

doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.


From your article:

"He has no fear of getting rubbed at nights because he has built no possessions."

I suspect that has more to do with the bathing thing...
 
2014-01-14 09:03:38 AM  
FTFA: He has no fear of getting rubbed at nights because he has built no possessions.

That's some fine spell check there, Lou.
 
2014-01-14 09:03:57 AM  

Hawnkee: "Adding to his unusual lifestyle Haji says his favorite food is rotten, dead porcupine and he smokes a pipe packed with animal feces."


Gollum?
 
2014-01-14 09:04:20 AM  
When did you begin to suspect he was mentally ill? The not bathing thing? Or when you found out he smokes poop in his pipe? Or the fact that his meal of choice is rotten carcass of porcupine?
 
2014-01-14 09:05:11 AM  
It's a big wide, wonderful world...full of interesting, diverse cultures and people...explore and enjoy it...

Yes....diverse.
 
2014-01-14 09:07:04 AM  

Lady Indica: When did you begin to suspect he was mentally ill? The not bathing thing? Or when you found out he smokes poop in his pipe? Or the fact that his meal of choice is rotten carcass of porcupine?


It's like he has pica that's metastasized.
 
2014-01-14 09:07:37 AM  
Will Ke$ha accept the challenge?
 
2014-01-14 09:09:08 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Will Ke$ha accept the challenge?


Hell...they should test his blood.  They may be able to derive a vaccine against that scourge.
 
2014-01-14 09:10:35 AM  

doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.


"He has no fear of getting rubbed at nights because he has built no possessions."

Well, who would WANT to rub him?
 
2014-01-14 09:11:16 AM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.

From your article:

"He has no fear of getting rubbed at nights because he has built no possessions."

I suspect that has more to do with the bathing thing...


Dammit!!
 
2014-01-14 09:11:45 AM  
Thankfully my laptop lacks the smell app.
 
2014-01-14 09:14:12 AM  
I'm impressed at the photographer's apparent ability to get that close and not gag his way through a series of blurry shots.
 
2014-01-14 09:17:59 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-14 09:23:47 AM  
I think at one time or another each of us has a roommate like this
 
2014-01-14 09:25:22 AM  

doglover: vudukungfu: A good investigative journalist would have told us what kind of shait he was smoking.

Variety is the spice of life.


I wonder what Great Dane tastes like.
 
2014-01-14 09:25:47 AM  

Diogenes: Lady Indica: When did you begin to suspect he was mentally ill? The not bathing thing? Or when you found out he smokes poop in his pipe? Or the fact that his meal of choice is rotten carcass of porcupine?

It's like he has pica that's metastasized.


I feel itchy after looking at him.
 
2014-01-14 09:26:50 AM  

Kinda reminded me of:

superherodad.com

 
2014-01-14 09:27:37 AM  
They spelled "India" wrong.
 
2014-01-14 09:29:57 AM  
The good news is that when he farts no one can tell.
 
2014-01-14 09:31:37 AM  

Diogenes: doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.

Ewww...I'm changing my handle.


I'm pretty sure people can be without possessions while still bathing in the river/scrubbing in the rain.
 
2014-01-14 09:38:16 AM  
I just HAVE to wonder.......

- eating rotten flesh/meat (porcupine or otherwise)
- smoking feces (whatever kind)
- not bathing (which infers not cleaning wounds too ???)


......how this dude has managed to live so long. These do not seem to be the kind of habits that would lead to a long life.

I have often wondered about the bathing thing.

I have never considered eating rotten meat or smoking feces of any kind.........   and cannot imagine what thought process would lead to this.
 
2014-01-14 09:51:31 AM  

Strik3r: I just HAVE to wonder.......

- eating rotten flesh/meat (porcupine or otherwise)
- smoking feces (whatever kind)
- not bathing (which infers not cleaning wounds too ???)


......how this dude has managed to live so long. These do not seem to be the kind of habits that would lead to a long life.

I have often wondered about the bathing thing.

I have never considered eating rotten meat or smoking feces of any kind.........   and cannot imagine what thought process would lead to this.



He must have one hell of an immune system at this point.

THe longer article mentions that he had emotional issues when he was young. I wonder if he'd been abused and discovered that being filthy was a form of protection? Clearly he's taken it much further now, but living apart for so long makes it easy to not care.
 
2014-01-14 09:55:29 AM  

DerAppie: Diogenes: doglover: This guy is a regular Diogenes.

Ewww...I'm changing my handle.

I'm pretty sure people can be without possessions while still bathing in the river/scrubbing in the rain.


Diogenes the Cynic was not into bathing. Not quite 60 years, but quite some odors and odd behavior.


Strik3r: I have never considered eating rotten meat or smoking feces of any kind


Yeah. That's a lot weirder than I can grasp.
 
2014-01-14 09:58:10 AM  

Diogenes: Lady Indica: When did you begin to suspect he was mentally ill? The not bathing thing? Or when you found out he smokes poop in his pipe? Or the fact that his meal of choice is rotten carcass of porcupine?

It's like he has pica that's metastasized.


i.imgur.com

Wants to be left the hell out of this.
 
2014-01-14 10:00:34 AM  
I wish somebody would take some skin scrapings and stool samples from this guy. His microbiome must be an absolute treasure-trove.

/humans, we is adaptable
 
2014-01-14 10:03:09 AM  
Journalist missed a huge opportunity to ask this guy's opinion on  Lindsay Lohan.
 
2014-01-14 10:08:18 AM  

The Bunyip: Journalist missed a huge opportunity to ask this guy's opinion on  Lindsay Lohan.


"Sure, I haven't bathed in decades, eat rancid death meat, and smoke poop, but that skank needs to check herself!"
 
2014-01-14 10:11:07 AM  
Yet, there he is, in for a manicure every other Wednesday like clockwork.
 
2014-01-14 10:14:01 AM  

jfarkinB: I wish somebody would take some skin scrapings and stool samples from this guy. His microbiome must be an absolute treasure-trove.

/humans, we is adaptable


Exactly !!

In fact, there could be some serious benefit to PAY people to live like this and live in different climates. Take cultures from them periodically.  BAM!   new cures!
 
2014-01-14 10:17:24 AM  

vudukungfu: A good investigative journalist would have told us what kind of shait he was smoking.


It's gotta be pretty good shiat if he's actually happy.
 
2014-01-14 10:24:54 AM  
I wonder if his immune system could eat ebola for breakfast at this point?
 
2014-01-14 10:27:11 AM  

vudukungfu: A good investigative journalist would have told us what kind of shait he was smoking.


Labrador.
 
2014-01-14 10:36:50 AM  
That dude looks like a toothless Killer Croc.
 
2014-01-14 10:38:05 AM  
But...if cleaning himself is against his way of life...

Does he wipe?

/the dingleberries must be horrific.
 
2014-01-14 10:39:26 AM  
It's a big wide, wonderful world... full of interesting, diverse cultures and people.... explore and enjoy it....

How many diverse cultures and people are he meeting in southern Iran?
 
2014-01-14 10:40:42 AM  

Lydia_C: THe longer article mentions that he had emotional issues when he was young. I wonder if he'd been abused and discovered that being filthy was a form of protection? Clearly he's taken it much further now, but living apart for so long makes it easy to not care.


He has literally made himself a protective skin. When we say "dont be so thin-skinned" you don't have to take it to this level.
 
2014-01-14 10:47:22 AM  
Smell ya later!
 
2014-01-14 10:49:24 AM  

croesius: But...if cleaning himself is against his way of life...

Does he wipe?

/the dingleberries must be horrific.


He smokes animal shiat, why not smoke his own ??????

If so then "wiping" is more of a "harvesting" action than one of "cleaning"
 
2014-01-14 10:59:32 AM  
On the bright side, he's a genetic dead end - no one's mating with that.
 
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