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(Gawker)   Man dies bobbing for an apple   (gawker.com) divider line 6
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2014-01-14 04:14:16 AM  
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How farking stupid can a person...er...three people be?  It's not like the phone's going to work even if they manage to recover it.

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2 out of 3.  Better than nothing.
2014-01-14 04:21:59 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-14 12:16:58 PM  
1 votes:
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Keys Phone... Lava Frozen River...
2014-01-14 11:17:30 AM  
1 votes:
Some are saying that "he didn't jump into the river" because he slipped over the railing as he lunged for his cellular telephone then fell.

YEAH. That's why people are saying he "jumped" because only a moron would go beyond a railing meant to safeguard your life for a personal item out of a freezing cold river which may as well have been hot lava.

The dipshiat lunged so much that he may as well have jumped because that's what the physical affect was, dummies.

Hey twentysomethings: freezing cold bodies of water will kill your ass. Your welcome.
2014-01-14 07:14:20 AM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: black__hippie: jtown: How farking stupid can a person...er...three people be?  It's not like the phone's going to work even if they manage to recover it.

2 out of 3.  Better than nothing.

Alot of new phones are waterproof.


And 2 out of 3 humans weren't.


The third one wasn't waterproof either, they're drying him out right now and seeing how much data was lost.
2014-01-14 03:10:52 AM  
1 votes:
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