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2014-01-14 06:46:49 AM
This girls' parents are already failing her before she's even born.
 
2014-01-14 06:46:51 AM
Chulupa Batman!
 
2014-01-14 06:47:23 AM
"Pizza Pussy Santa. Because everybody likes at least one of those things."
 
2014-01-14 06:48:46 AM
I see Streetlight is in there so clearly Fark has voted.
 
2014-01-14 06:55:58 AM
Weedlord Bonerhitler.
 
2014-01-14 06:56:06 AM
He spells "honey" as "hunny".

I already want to smack him.
 
2014-01-14 06:56:59 AM
Connie Lingus
 
2014-01-14 06:57:03 AM
Kid is gonna end up named Hitler Did Nothing Wrong or Buttplug Mcgee or something.
 
2014-01-14 06:59:16 AM
Dad's suggestion was April Tootsie.

HUGE Al Jolson fan
 
2014-01-14 06:59:40 AM
Mary Jane Rottencrotch in her pretty pink panties
 
2014-01-14 07:00:43 AM
My vote for Cthulu Von Schweetz has been noted.
 
2014-01-14 07:05:45 AM

Creoena: This girls' parents are already failing her before she's even born.


Not nearly as badly as these folks: http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/inspired-by-facebook-israeli-cou p le-names-their-daughter-like-1.362118
 
2014-01-14 07:06:57 AM
I voted!
 
2014-01-14 07:13:34 AM
Well, I registered a vote for Megatron Titanium.
 
2014-01-14 07:28:01 AM
i hate this so much.
 
2014-01-14 07:31:54 AM
Gene Masseth McLaughlin.
 
2014-01-14 07:33:58 AM

The Briny Derp: Weedlord Bonerhitler.


We need to somehow get this as a choice.
 
2014-01-14 07:36:50 AM

Doom MD: Chulupa Batman!


It's Christopher Benjamin.
 
2014-01-14 07:42:46 AM
You can tell 4chan has been there
 
2014-01-14 07:45:11 AM
Currently "Amelia All-Spark"

That is 100% liveable(the middle name is pure nerd, but if that is the worse that comes out of letting the internet name your kid, you're getting off light)
 
2014-01-14 07:45:33 AM
For purely tactical voting reasons Cthulhu is the only viable choice. The rest are splitting the vote and throwing the election to Amelia.

On the middle name, however, I did take the liberty of voting for Of-The-Sea.
 
2014-01-14 07:47:21 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-01-14 07:56:27 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 850x850]


FUUUUUUDGE.
 
2014-01-14 07:56:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-14 07:57:01 AM

Nogale: Creoena: This girls' parents are already failing her before she's even born.

Not nearly as badly as these folks: http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/inspired-by-facebook-israeli-cou p le-names-their-daughter-like-1.362118


Based on the URL, I expected her name to be "Like 1.362118".
 
2014-01-14 07:57:46 AM
I hope she grows up and marries Courage Wolf Harper.
 
2014-01-14 08:02:08 AM

Doom MD: Chulupa Batman!


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-14 08:02:15 AM
Whatever happened to the classy names like Ufia and Khitbash?  Or better yet.  Why not both?
 
2014-01-14 08:07:12 AM
Came for Chalupa Batman, leaving satisfied.

Although Cobb Salad Catwoman might be more appropriate, being that it's a girl and all.
 
2014-01-14 08:11:07 AM

badscooter:


Wow. You really were a genuine b/tard, weren't you?

/lurked
 
2014-01-14 08:17:11 AM
Meh. Article writer was named "Jordyn." She shouldn't be making fun of anyone's name.
 
2014-01-14 08:24:46 AM
It's been done to glorious results.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-14 08:25:04 AM
I voted for Dwaynesha
 
2014-01-14 08:32:49 AM
Laquisha Ledasha McLaughlin
 
2014-01-14 08:35:35 AM
Let's vote the ugliest names so that the kid would regret having them as parents. What next, will we be voting on what sexuality this kid should have?

"Oooh daddy, the internet says I have to be gay by age 17!"
 
2014-01-14 08:38:55 AM

GreenSun: Let's vote the ugliest names so that the kid would regret having them as parents. What next, will we be voting on what sexuality this kid should have?

"Oooh daddy, the internet says I have to be gay by age 17!"


No, just between the ages of 17 and 23. And only if you're hot.
 
2014-01-14 08:40:16 AM
Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
2014-01-14 08:42:42 AM
Anastasia Bella-Miley would actually be kind of pretty, if I didn't know where the components all came from.

Besides, with parents like this, she's going to need a good serial-killer name. I'm not sure this fits.
 
2014-01-14 08:45:49 AM
This said, I am shocked and dismayed to see that Anastasia was on the first name list, but Steele was not on the middle name list.
 
2014-01-14 08:49:17 AM
my mom's neighbor named her kid "urethra".
 
2014-01-14 08:49:20 AM
I'd like to see it end up as either Horselover Fat or Hal 9000.
 
2014-01-14 08:53:45 AM

Publikwerks: Currently "Amelia All-Spark"

That is 100% liveable(the middle name is pure nerd, but if that is the worse that comes out of letting the internet name your kid, you're getting off light)


Exactly why we need to throw all votes to Cthulhu. The middle names are never used, or rarely so. Cthulhu is the only option close to overthrowing Amelia.
 
2014-01-14 08:59:02 AM

Wettner: Exactly why we need to throw all votes to Cthulhu. The middle names are never used, or rarely so. Cthulhu is the only option close to overthrowing Amelia.


True, but I'm going to guess that the guy has it rigged anyway.
 
2014-01-14 09:04:43 AM
Damnit, no Moon Moon???
 
2014-01-14 09:06:49 AM
Reddit Bacon-Sriracha Twerkington
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And you can always add in "Wheaton" or "Twilight" for that added flair.
 
2014-01-14 09:07:56 AM
What, no UFIA?

Cthulhu Ufia.  Hmmm...
 
2014-01-14 09:10:17 AM
Bon'qui'quick Hunt.
 
2014-01-14 09:19:09 AM

abhorrent1: You can tell 4chan has been there


If they had asked 4chan, it would have been "Ni**er N. Ni**er
 
2014-01-14 09:20:52 AM
Incontinentia Buttock.
 
2014-01-14 09:30:22 AM

LemSkroob: abhorrent1: You can tell 4chan has been there

If they had asked 4chan, it would have been "Ni**er N. Ni**er




Naw, they're slightly more creative than that.
 
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