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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Man tries to hide marijuana from cops by eating it. Clearly, he never saw Super Troopers   (press-citizen.com) divider line 52
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2014-01-13 11:58:37 PM
Does he expect to go on and marry a voluptuous redhead with really big ... ?
 
2014-01-14 12:15:01 AM
In his defense, the snozzberries tasted like snozzberries.
 
2014-01-14 12:21:42 AM
A mixed drink in the car's center console contained Sprite, lemonade and codeine

Cough syrup or crushed up pills?
 
2014-01-14 12:34:26 AM
Great. Now I want a goddamned liter of cola.
 
2014-01-14 12:40:01 AM

SilentStrider: Great. Now I want a goddamned liter of cola.


Don't forget the Jolly Ranchers.
 
2014-01-14 01:29:43 AM
Do you boys like Mexico?
 
2014-01-14 01:30:55 AM
His name is Ralph...
 
2014-01-14 01:31:37 AM
An idiot friend of mine tried that trick and got arrested for it. That same friend pulled the trick off successfully with me driving years before. He had also seen Super Troopers. But he was a stoned idiot.
 
2014-01-14 01:35:24 AM
They were charged with littering, and...
 
2014-01-14 01:41:05 AM
I call shenanigans!
 
2014-01-14 01:41:15 AM
www.crownvic.net
 
2014-01-14 01:41:58 AM
CANDY BARS.
 
2014-01-14 01:44:21 AM
Yes, you are freaking out.
 
2014-01-14 01:44:25 AM
Stinks like sex in here
 
2014-01-14 01:45:14 AM
Man.
 
2014-01-14 01:45:22 AM
Meow!
 
2014-01-14 01:46:02 AM
come on, iowa city. you know the smoke is a bigger cash cow than all the chicago surbanites at u of i

"hell half the reason anyone went to the university of iowa was to smoke dope"
-paraphrasing bill bryson in the lost continent
 
2014-01-14 01:49:45 AM
That...that's not cool, man...
 
2014-01-14 01:52:02 AM

Zugarific: Stinks like sex in here


I remember snorting with laughter at that line.
 
2014-01-14 01:57:22 AM

new_york_monty: An idiot friend of mine tried that trick and got arrested for it. That same friend pulled the trick off successfully with me driving years before. He had also seen Super Troopers. But he was a stoned idiot.


It's way, way easier if you have hash.

/has no idea how one drives years.
 
2014-01-14 02:03:11 AM
I have eaten (a fairly small amount) and didn't get busted.. cause the cop never even checked. Bummer.
 
2014-01-14 02:08:22 AM
FTFA: Police stopped a car being driven by 19-year-old Quentrel J. Johnson at about 5 p.m. Friday for driving without any headlights on, according to police complaints.

How many idiots wouldn't get busted if they'd just apply what they learned in Driver's Ed?
 
2014-01-14 02:10:57 AM
So who wants a mustache ride?
 
2014-01-14 02:11:17 AM
 
2014-01-14 02:15:21 AM
 
2014-01-14 02:21:54 AM

fusillade762: A mixed drink in the car's center console contained Sprite, lemonade and codeine

Cough syrup or crushed up pills?


Syrup of course. Race to chug an entire bottle full.

/Rabbit
 
2014-01-14 02:32:20 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Does he expect to go on and marry a voluptuous redhead with really big ... ?


Came here to say... that guy's burying his face in Christina Hendricks' bosom every night.

Aaand now I'm weeping.
 
2014-01-14 02:55:06 AM
Littering and...?
 
2014-01-14 03:13:46 AM
Went to college at University of Iowa in Johnson county, way to much Johnson in this story. Gay marriage is legal in Iowa now. This would have played better in the 1970's.

For the record, Iowa City, in Johnson county, probably still has the largest concentration of gay men then any other county in Iowa. Johnson!
 
2014-01-14 03:33:41 AM
Why try to eat it if you have no chance of eating it all.
 
2014-01-14 04:00:35 AM
Didn't the guy in Super Troopers eat a bag of shrooms, not weed?
 
2014-01-14 04:28:21 AM
Maybe he needed some fiber in his diet.

//better call saul
 
2014-01-14 04:49:07 AM

OhioUGrad: Didn't the guy in Super Troopers eat a bag of shrooms, not weed?


Both.
 
2014-01-14 05:07:40 AM

vharshyde: OhioUGrad: Didn't the guy in Super Troopers eat a bag of shrooms, not weed?

Both.


Gives me a good excuse to watch it again since I could not remember!
 
2014-01-14 05:35:34 AM

OhioUGrad: vharshyde: OhioUGrad: Didn't the guy in Super Troopers eat a bag of shrooms, not weed?

Both.

Gives me a good excuse to watch it again since I could not remember!


I'm gonna need, like, $140. You know, when you get a chance
 
2014-01-14 05:50:55 AM
If you're toting around with a large quantity of drugs, it's probably a good idea to drive sober. The more you know...
 
2014-01-14 06:04:39 AM
With that $3000 he could have hired a sober driver.

Learn2drugs
 
2014-01-14 06:27:04 AM

pedobearapproved: Why try to eat it if you have no chance of eating it all.


Maybe so that he can spend the first day or two(depending on how much he managed to gag down) in jail comfortably numb.
 
2014-01-14 06:27:18 AM
Wait. Someone trying to swallow drugs when they get stopped by the police is news?
 
2014-01-14 08:12:59 AM
Meh. He could have just stuffed it down his pants with the rest of it. He probably figured he was going to get popped anyway so decided to at least be stoned when they booked him.
 
2014-01-14 08:25:50 AM

CygnusDarius: They were charged with littering, and...


littering and...
 
2014-01-14 08:27:27 AM
FTFA: "Police stopped a car being driven by 19-year-old Quentrel J. Johnson at about 5 p.m. Friday for driving without any headlights on, according to police complaints."

Almost made it... but that sentence is clunky and long to avoid ending in a preposition. How about Police stopped 19-year-old Quentrel J. Johnson's car because he didn't have his headlights on about 5 p.m. Friday. ?


This, and:

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2014-01-14 08:34:01 AM
When are we gonna stop profiling people heading to Canada for some french fries and gravy!?


/almost made it.
 
2014-01-14 08:41:45 AM
[Humorous line from the movie "Super Troopers."]
 
2014-01-14 08:44:08 AM
If goats are allowed to graze on marijuana fields, as ungulates that regurgitate and chew the cud, will they act stoned or go about business as usual.
/feinting goats on dope
//sitting in traffic jams brings up deep thoughts
 
2014-01-14 09:15:10 AM
Johnny Chimpo sought for questioning.
 
2014-01-14 09:29:16 AM
Did he get fined for littering?
 
2014-01-14 09:37:36 AM
Age 19 now charged with multiple charges, So probably 5 years in jail, 5 years probation and never be able to get a decent job now with the cops hounding him the rest of his life.  For weed.

The war on drugs ladies and gentlemen.
 
2014-01-14 10:35:59 AM

MythDragon: Did he get fined for littering?


and....
 
2014-01-14 11:31:45 AM
has been charged with a second offense for possession of a controlled substance, a serious misdemeanor.

Poss of CDS is only a misdemeanor in Iowa?? I take back every bad thing I've ever said about that flat, boring, corn fed place.

"serious misdemeanor" cracks me up. In NJ a "serious misdemeanor" is called a felony.
 
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