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2014-01-13 07:11:26 PM
Very cool, if true.

/she's a cutie too
 
2014-01-13 07:39:40 PM
That owl can watch Top Gear with me anytime.
 
2014-01-13 07:49:13 PM
Who?
 
2014-01-13 08:05:04 PM
We once had an owl living in a wooded area behind our home. He would join us for evening barbeques in the summer like he was a member of the family.
 
2014-01-13 08:17:59 PM
Yay! Owl thread! Obligatory cute owl video here.
 
2014-01-13 08:25:34 PM
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2014-01-13 09:13:49 PM
Ain't that a hoot?
 
2014-01-13 09:27:37 PM
A pet owl is driving its owner mad by 'forcing' her to watch films she hates - such as Star Wars.

and that's when I knew we could never be
 
2014-01-13 09:29:07 PM
She looks like the kind of person who would let an owl run the TV remote.
 
2014-01-13 09:29:39 PM
I'd do her and her owl, but not in that order.
 
2014-01-13 09:29:44 PM
I'd train my owl to force her to watch porn.
 
2014-01-13 09:32:44 PM
The owls are not what they seem.
 
2014-01-13 09:34:58 PM
She hand-fed him ten chicks & two mice a day?  I hope they were already dead... that's.... creepy.
 
2014-01-13 09:35:43 PM
O RLY?
 
2014-01-13 09:37:00 PM

somemoron: She hand-fed him ten chicks & two mice a day?  I hope they were already dead... that's.... creepy.


How is that creepy?  Lots of people have pet mice/chicks and handle them ... Owls naturally eat little rodent-sized things like that ....
 
2014-01-13 09:37:47 PM
Subby obviously knows nothing about living with a bossy owl.
 
2014-01-13 09:37:49 PM
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2014-01-13 09:38:26 PM
All Hail the Hypo-Owl!
 
2014-01-13 09:39:05 PM

LargeCanine: All Hail the Hypo-Owl!


Hypno.

dammit!
 
2014-01-13 09:39:28 PM
img1.photographersdirect.com
 
2014-01-13 09:40:04 PM
LargeCanine: All Hail the Hypo-Owl!

great for people with allergies
 
2014-01-13 09:40:27 PM
'Unlike the saying, owls aren't actually very clever at all. He thinks I'm his mum,' she said, just after explaining how the owl has trained her to do its bidding.
 
2014-01-13 09:40:46 PM

Aestatis: somemoron: She hand-fed him ten chicks & two mice a day?  I hope they were already dead... that's.... creepy.

How is that creepy?  Lots of people have pet mice/chicks and handle them ... Owls naturally eat little rodent-sized things like that ....


I guess in the sense that hand-feeding your pet alligator puppies would seem creepy to many people.

/No one wants to see chicks get eaten unless they're pressed into spongy, fried nuggets
 
2014-01-13 09:40:54 PM
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2014-01-13 09:41:22 PM
It probably likes watching Top Gear because it's under the impression that one of the hosts is a possible snack.
 
2014-01-13 09:41:25 PM
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2014-01-13 09:42:48 PM

somemoron: She hand-fed him ten chicks & two mice a day?  I hope they were already dead... that's.... creepy.


Have a natural predator as a pet and you have to feed them what they naturally eat. If they will eat it already dead then that's one thing, but if they will only eat live prey then what do you do? Let it starve to death because it doing what comes naturally is "Creepy" for you? There are plenty of pets out there that will only eat living food or that would much rather have living food over preprocessed dead food.
 
Oak
2014-01-13 09:43:25 PM
Superb.
 
2014-01-13 09:43:51 PM

Delta1212: No one wants to see chicks get eaten unless they're pressed into spongy, fried nuggets


Or in a Vivid video...

\amiriteorwhat?
 
2014-01-13 09:45:29 PM

ultraholland: LargeCanine: All Hail the Hypo-Owl!

great for people with allergies


Hypowlgenic?
 
2014-01-13 09:45:37 PM
If her owl's TV viewing habits are out of sync, maybe it needs to go back to the shop to get rotated.
 
2014-01-13 09:45:54 PM
Keeping an owl as a pet must be awesome and cool ... right up until you wake up one morning and the owl is nibbling at the entrails he removed from your body.
 
2014-01-13 09:48:25 PM
Hypo-owl hangs with techno Viking
 
2014-01-13 09:49:03 PM
 
2014-01-13 09:49:13 PM
Ahem.

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2014-01-13 09:49:54 PM
Prey4reign: Keeping an owl as a pet must be awesome and cool ...

but what about the owl-cat?

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2014-01-13 09:50:27 PM

Via Infinito: Yay! Owl thread! Obligatory cute owl video here.


D'aaawwww!  Owls are so adorab-

i.imgur.com

*shudder*
 
2014-01-13 09:50:51 PM

LargeCanine: All Hail the Hypo-Owl!


I'm picturing an owl with a thyroid problem.

"Hey owl... you don't mind if I switch over to my favourite program do you? It's so great, it's this lady and she does a work-out on the beach... haha.. you should really watch it, it's so motivat--okay, okay, put the talons away! I'll switch back to Star Wars... more cheetos?"
 
2014-01-13 09:51:44 PM
Well, that's okay, everyone is fond of owls.
 
2014-01-13 09:52:24 PM

ultraholland: Prey4reign: Keeping an owl as a pet must be awesome and cool ...

but what about the owl-cat?

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x416]


They are like cats.  Plus they're the only birds with eyes on the front of their faces.  All other birds have eyes on the sides of their heads.
 
2014-01-13 09:54:54 PM

Glitchwerks: It probably likes watching Top Gear because it's under the impression that one of the hosts is a possible snack.


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2014-01-13 09:55:05 PM
Owl forces you to watch programs it likes and to feed it whenever it wants = cute.

Boyfriend exhibits the same behavior = he's a slob and should be dumped.
 
2014-01-13 09:55:24 PM
She's cute, but, she's one of those people who would have their minds taken over by a block of wood.
 
2014-01-13 09:55:53 PM

Oak: Superb.


Damn. I wanted to go there.
 
2014-01-13 09:58:23 PM
He likes Star Wars? I think he's way smarter than his dumb human.
 
2014-01-13 09:59:20 PM

Parthenogenetic: Via Infinito: Yay! Owl thread! Obligatory cute owl video here.

D'aaawwww!  Owls are so adorab-



*shudder*


That is freaky as all hell
 
2014-01-13 10:01:01 PM
Owls are assholes.
 
2014-01-13 10:02:22 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/ Owls are awesome
 
2014-01-13 10:05:49 PM
Really, no one?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 10:06:46 PM

Parthenogenetic: Via Infinito: Yay! Owl thread! Obligatory cute owl video here.

D'aaawwww!  Owls are so adorab-

[i.imgur.com image 270x169]

*shudder*


holy crap that's scary
 
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