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(Politico)   Incoming MSNBC host doesn't even wait to get on the air to say something controversial, calling Woody Allen a child molester on Twitter during the Golden Globe awards. OTOH Mia Farrow IS his mom, so he might still be a bit bitter   (politico.com) divider line 134
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2014-01-13 05:19:22 PM  
Does this guy have any qualifications other than being related to famous people?
 
2014-01-13 05:23:07 PM  
Talk about awkward Thanksgivings!
 
2014-01-13 05:23:47 PM  
Like he'd have that gig it it wasn't for his last name. Talk about biting the perv that fed you.
 
2014-01-13 05:23:55 PM  
One day Woody Allen was showering with his 7 year old daughter. She looked at him and said, "Daddy what's that between your legs?" Embarrassed, Woody blushed and said, "Well, honey that's a penis." "When will I get one of those, daddy," she asked. Woody smiled and said, "Oh, as soon as Mia leaves for work."
 
2014-01-13 05:33:21 PM  
comicattack.net

Unleashed indeed.
 
2014-01-13 05:49:35 PM  
 
2014-01-13 05:52:08 PM  
He's Woody's son too you know.
 
2014-01-13 06:25:49 PM  

Confabulat: He's Woody's son too you know.


Is he? Start spreading the news.
 
2014-01-13 06:30:52 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: One day Woody Allen was showering with his 7 year old daughter. She looked at him and said, "Daddy what's that between your legs?" Embarrassed, Woody blushed and said, "Well, honey that's a penis." "When will I get one of those, daddy," she asked. Woody smiled and said, "Oh, as soon as Mia leaves for work."


Bravo, Sir. Bravo.
 
2014-01-13 06:34:36 PM  

fusillade762: Does this guy have any qualifications other than being related to famous people?


Not as far as I know, but the odd thing is that he's apparently not even sure which famous people he's related to.  From the last paragraph of TFA:

Farrow, who's MSNBC show is expected to launch this month, is also widely believed to be the true son of Frank Sinatra, not Allen. His mother told Vanity Fair last year that Ronan was "possibly" the son of the late crooner, with whom she'd had a relationship.
 
2014-01-13 06:39:42 PM  
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * From Woody Allen But Were Afraid to Ask.
 
2014-01-13 06:43:09 PM  

Cyberluddite: fusillade762: Does this guy have any qualifications other than being related to famous people?

Not as far as I know, but the odd thing is that he's apparently not even sure which famous people he's related to.  From the last paragraph of TFA:

Farrow, who's MSNBC show is expected to launch this month, is also widely believed to be the true son of Frank Sinatra, not Allen. His mother told Vanity Fair last year that Ronan was "possibly" the son of the late crooner, with whom she'd had a relationship.


Ummm... I sincerely doubt that he has any doubt, given he's a dead ringer for a young, blond Sinatra.

Doing a good job of turning attention whoring into a profitable career though.
 
2014-01-13 06:45:50 PM  
His comment on a lot of people being frank sinatra's kids was hilarious. Pointing out that Woody Allen is a child molester, less so.
 
2014-01-13 06:53:45 PM  
Don't you just love it when people drag their bitterness out and hang it all over the place for everyone to see?
 
2014-01-13 06:55:28 PM  

Confabulat: He's Woody's son too you know.


Maybe.
 
2014-01-13 06:55:47 PM  
In a way it's admirable that he (and Mia) can keep some sense of humor about Allen's ongoing incest and molestation.

It's crazy that Hollywood declines to shun him or the anal rapist Polanski, and instead actually glorifies both.

Anyone who pays to see his work is also complicit.

That said, this (Satchel/Ronan) is a kid of privilege and perhaps it would be better if he succeeded on his own merits.
 
2014-01-13 06:59:25 PM  
Nice to see celebrity families have the same problems as us regular folks.
Seriously though, WA is such a douchebag kid diddling joo.  It takes some sort of arrogance to not show up for a lifetime achievement award.  I wanted to see Michael Corleone run out and drill the cuckoo bird accepting his award like the good old days.
 
2014-01-13 06:59:27 PM  

Triumph: Confabulat: He's Woody's son too you know.

Is he? Start spreading the news.


I see what you did there, and it was funny
 
2014-01-13 07:00:22 PM  

fusillade762: Does this guy have any qualifications other than being related to famous people?


Well, he has a Twitter account, which is evidently enough to give you "new media" cred.

Also, I wonder if the real twist here is he's actually the love child of Roseanne Barr and Louie Anderson. There's enough ambiguity in his background to make you wonder if you really read between the lines, sheeple.
 
2014-01-13 07:00:24 PM  

Far Cough: In a way it's admirable that he (and Mia) can keep some sense of humor about Allen's ongoing incest and molestation.

It's crazy that Hollywood declines to shun him or the anal rapist Polanski, and instead actually glorifies both.

Anyone who pays to see his work is also complicit.

That said, this (Satchel/Ronan) is a kid of privilege and perhaps it would be better if he succeeded on his own merits.


1) He never married farrow.

2) the kid was adopted.

3) Ronan is Sinatra's bastard kid and he's a bit touchy about that.

lol
 
2014-01-13 07:01:36 PM  
This is the photo that helps convince some people that the sick fark married his own daughter.

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 07:02:18 PM  

Far Cough: It's crazy that Hollywood declines to shun him or the anal rapist Polanski, and instead actually glorifies both.


Don't forget Victor Salva, who was convicted of getting a blow job from a  12 year old boy, still getting work.

None of them got drunk and insulted the gays and Jews though.
 
2014-01-13 07:03:43 PM  

Cyberluddite: Farrow, who's MSNBC show is expected to launch this month, is also widely believed to be the true son of Frank Sinatra, not Allen. His mother told Vanity Fair last year that Ronan was "possibly" the son of the late crooner, with whom she'd had a relationship.


"Widely believed"?  When Mia (who's batshiat) floated the idea a couple months ago, even Dylan (the son) laughed at it.

And she didn't just have a relationship with Sinatra; she married him when she was 19, and he was 40-something.  Also: he was her second husband, as she'd already been married to Andre Previn.
 
2014-01-13 07:05:07 PM  
http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2013/11/mia-farrow-frank-sinatra- r onan-farrow

If that is to be believed, that little twerp is a bigger creeper than Polanski.
 
2014-01-13 07:06:40 PM  

Far Cough: This is the photo that helps convince some people that the sick fark married his own daughter.

[img.fark.net image 399x336]


She wasn't his daughter.
 
2014-01-13 07:07:11 PM  
Infernalist:
1) He never married farrow.


So you can't be a father unless you marry the mother?


2) the kid was adopted.

So you can't be a father if your child is adopted?


3) Ronan is Sinatra's bastard kid and he's a bit touchy about that.

So you can't be a father if your child has a different biological parent?

lol

So it's a matter of derision for Satchel/Ronan because of his parentage?  It's okay to laugh at him because his mother may have fooled around with two men (one of whom you point out she didn't marry)?

Not cool... bro.  Not cool.

/notadopted
/notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
 
2014-01-13 07:10:24 PM  

Klippoklondike: Triumph: Confabulat: He's Woody's son too you know.

Is he? Start spreading the news.

I see what you did there, and it was funny


He's leaving today?
 
2014-01-13 07:11:04 PM  

Far Cough: Infernalist:
1) He never married farrow.


So you can't be a father unless you marry the mother?


2) the kid was adopted.

So you can't be a father if your child is adopted?


3) Ronan is Sinatra's bastard kid and he's a bit touchy about that.

So you can't be a father if your child has a different biological parent?

lol

So it's a matter of derision for Satchel/Ronan because of his parentage?  It's okay to laugh at him because his mother may have fooled around with two men (one of whom you point out she didn't marry)?

Not cool... bro.  Not cool.

/notadopted
/notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat


It's really simple.  Blood ties are required for incest.  Not only was there no blood ties, but he was barely around her and her kids due to the relationship falling apart by the time the girl was adopted.

The whole 'molestation/incest' thing was drummed up by an angry woman.
 
2014-01-13 07:11:07 PM  

Far Cough: So you can't be a father if your child is adopted?


Soon Yi was adopted by Mia before she met Woody.

And while Mia and Woody had a long-term relationship (and a couple of kids together) they never lived together; he kept his apartment on the UES, while she lived on the UWS; he went home at night.
 
2014-01-13 07:13:00 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Far Cough: This is the photo that helps convince some people that the sick fark married his own daughter.

[img.fark.net image 399x336]

She wasn't his daughter.


Yeah, as I implied, only some people can be convinced by the truth.  They were a very well known if somewhat unorthodox family unit (because he maintained his own place) long before all the horrible truth of Woody Allen's perversion and naked photos and eventual marrying of his own daughter.
 
2014-01-13 07:15:16 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Far Cough: So you can't be a father if your child is adopted?

Soon Yi was adopted by Mia before she met Woody.

And while Mia and Woody had a long-term relationship (and a couple of kids together) they never lived together; he kept his apartment on the UES, while she lived on the UWS; he went home at night.


See it's all just a big misunderstanding.  He's not a pedophile.  He is simply a guy who had a 12 year relationship with a woman and never bothered to be involved in her children's lives.  He's simply a crappy boyfriend.  Case closed.
 
2014-01-13 07:18:46 PM  

TheMephis: See it's all just a big misunderstanding. He's not a pedophile. He is simply a guy who had a 12 year relationship with a woman and never bothered to be involved in her children's lives. He's simply a crappy boyfriend. Case closed.


You ever seen his movies?  The man has serious mental health issues and has been in therapy since he was in his 20s.  No, he and Mia did not have a normal relationship, and no, he wasn't partidularly involved in raising her children, or even his own with her.

Is running off with your girlfriend's adopted, teenage daughter more than a little weird?  Yes.

But he and Soon Yi have been married longer than he and Mia were together, so apparently something is working there; by all accounts, she's the dominant force in the relationship.
 
2014-01-13 07:19:28 PM  

Infernalist: It's really simple. Blood ties are required for incest. Not only was there no blood ties, but he was barely around her and her kids due to the relationship falling apart by the time the girl was adopted.

The whole 'molestation/incest' thing was drummed up by an angry woman.


Do you think there's anyone who DOESN'T realize it's not his biological daughter?  That is no kind of defense, and entirely beside the point.  Sure, Mr. Brady could go ahead and marry Cindy Brady after raising her, and it wouldn't technically be incest, but are you kidding me?

He would for all intents and purposes be an incestuous sick creepy fark, just as Woody Allen is.

/Mr.Brady is a fictional character
/the actor Robert Reed was gay
/this too is beside the point
 
2014-01-13 07:19:46 PM  
gainesvillescene.com

Awwww....that's sooo romantic....what a couple of passionate lovebirds!
 
2014-01-13 07:20:04 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Far Cough: This is the photo that helps convince some people that the sick fark married his own daughter.

[img.fark.net image 399x336]

She wasn't his daughter.


Not legally, no. He just helped raise her from when she was a child. Nothing pervy about that at all.
 
2014-01-13 07:21:15 PM  
Ah, look, another thread. More ad impressions.

Yay.
 
2014-01-13 07:21:51 PM  

Ed Grubermann: He just helped raise her from when she was a child.


No, he didn't.
 
2014-01-13 07:22:27 PM  
What is controversial about that?  He IS a farking pervert.  Sick twist asshole
 
2014-01-13 07:23:10 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Not legally, no. He just helped raise her from when she was a child.


No, not really; Mia raised the kids.  Woody kept his own apartment and lived his own life.

Far Cough: Do you think there's anyone who DOESN'T realize it's not his biological daughter?


Based on this thread: yes, about half of Fark seems to think she was his kid, either adopted or not.

And again, he didn't raise her; Mia did.
 
2014-01-13 07:23:18 PM  

fusillade762: Does this guy have any qualifications other than being related to famous people?


He graduated from college at 15 and then later from Yale Law School. He was a UNICEF Spokesperson for Youth, a member of the New York Bar, joined the Obama administration......  okay I'm getting tired of reading Wikipedia ... he did a lot of stuff.
 
2014-01-13 07:25:01 PM  

Far Cough: Dwight_Yeast: Far Cough: This is the photo that helps convince some people that the sick fark married his own daughter.

[img.fark.net image 399x336]

She wasn't his daughter.

Yeah, as I implied, only some people can be convinced by the truth.  They were a very well known if somewhat unorthodox family unit (because he maintained his own place) long before all the horrible truth of Woody Allen's perversion and naked photos and eventual marrying of his own daughter.



Yeah, that must have been a really damaging relationship for her, considering that she's stayed with him for over 20 years. That poor girls must really be suffering.

/I find it a little icky, but at this point it is nothing to get outraged over considering the length of their relationship. They both obviously have some sort of romantic bond, since she's stuck around longer than all his other relationships combined.
 
2014-01-13 07:25:37 PM  

TheBlackFlag: What is controversial about that?  He IS a farking pervert.  Sick twist asshole


Well, there's the part where he's parroting a lie his mother has told for years about Woody sexually molesting one of the other kids.

Usually in this situation, I wouldn't defend Woody, but Mia is so utterly and completely bonkers that I feel the need to say something, as mental illness is a hell of a thing, and just because a famous person makes a claim doesn't mean it's actually true.
 
2014-01-13 07:26:00 PM  
It's like the 90s are totally back!
 
2014-01-13 07:30:44 PM  

Mad_Radhu: /I find it a little icky, but at this point it is nothing to get outraged over considering the length of their relationship. They both obviously have some sort of romantic bond, since she's stuck around longer than all his other relationships combined.


Yeah, the fact that she's been with him for a long time means that it's a healthy relationship. We've never seen examples to the contrary.

Sorry, I really don't care about any of this, that strain of logic just seemed funny.

/Woody Allen's a creep and movies are monotonous and obnoxious but he's not a pedophile nor does he engage in incest
 
2014-01-13 07:31:09 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Ed Grubermann: Not legally, no. He just helped raise her from when she was a child.

No, not really; Mia raised the kids.  Woody kept his own apartment and lived his own life.

Far Cough: Do you think there's anyone who DOESN'T realize it's not his biological daughter?

Based on this thread: yes, about half of Fark seems to think she was his kid, either adopted or not.


They don't have a strong family resemblance.


And again, he didn't raise her; Mia did.

While he was Mia's significant other for the entire time.  You know, like Mom's partner.  Like her father figure.  Like a dad.  It amazes me that some people like you choose not to see it that way.  See also above photo.

(I don't know how much Andre Previn was involved.)

I don't know or much care how mentally ill Mia Farrow might be.  Woody's actions stand on their own demerits.  He's scum and should be shunned.
 
2014-01-13 07:36:47 PM  

Mugato: Yeah, the fact that she's been with him for a long time means that it's a healthy relationship. We've never seen examples to the contrary.


Based on the interviews and profiles I've read about them over the last twenty years, they seem to have a pretty good relationship: she runs things and he's free to write and direct and play dixieland jazz, which are the three things he want to do with his life.

Far Cough: While he was Mia's significant other for the entire time. You know, like Mom's partner. Like her father figure. Like a dad.


Facts not in evidence.  And I was raised by my biological parents, but I haven't considered my father a "father figure" since I was 12, and I never saw him as dad.

Not everyone has the same relationship with their parents that you had with yours.  Not every adult/child relationship fits into society's standards of "normal".
 
2014-01-13 07:37:02 PM  

Far Cough: You know, like Mom's partner. Like her father figure. Like a dad. It amazes me that some people like you choose not to see it that way.


Not defending Woody here since he too creeps me out, but, if him and Mia lived separately, I don't think her children would view him as a "father figure" so much as "Mom's beau".
 
2014-01-13 07:43:29 PM  
Wow,he looks just like his dad. That Sinatra/Farrow genetic mix is pretty impressive.
 
2014-01-13 07:43:44 PM  
The hard-on wants what the hard-on wants.
 
2014-01-13 07:47:33 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: TheBlackFlag: What is controversial about that?  He IS a farking pervert.  Sick twist asshole

Well, there's the part where he's parroting a lie his mother has told for years about Woody sexually molesting one of the other kids.

Usually in this situation, I wouldn't defend Woody, but Mia is so utterly and completely bonkers that I feel the need to say something, as mental illness is a hell of a thing, and just because a famous person makes a claim doesn't mean it's actually true.


Vanity Fair had a good,long article about her claims. He's a pedophile and wasn't allowed to be alone with any of her female children before he took off with the 17 year old. His friends spread a lot of rumors about her "craziness",most of them had a financial stake in making sure Allen landed on his feet.
 
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