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(Fars News Agency)   Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs Running the United States Government... all next week on Snowden's Leaks   (english.farsnews.com) divider line 79
    More: Obvious, U.S. government, Nazis, United States, Security Service, FSB, Federal Security Service, lesbians, obama regime  
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2014-01-13 03:44:05 PM  
Oh, well that explains a lot.
 
2014-01-13 03:45:16 PM  
Ah-ha.

i2.photobucket.com

ROADMAPS!!
 
2014-01-13 03:45:24 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

lolwut?
 
2014-01-13 03:45:32 PM  
...Must Die.

/waiting for the ann bannon book
 
2014-01-13 03:45:40 PM  
nowthisicanfapto?
 
2014-01-13 03:46:03 PM  
It's not news, it's FARS
 
2014-01-13 03:46:16 PM  
A story as old as time
 
2014-01-13 03:47:28 PM  
If this gets us another Ilsa movie I'm all for it.
 
2014-01-13 03:49:31 PM  
img.fark.net

Cool. I get to use this twice in one day.
 
2014-01-13 03:50:18 PM  
A FNA conspiracy story that doesn't blame the jews!
 
2014-01-13 03:50:43 PM  
FARS gets their own Fark tag?

Really? Does Ananova have a tag, too?
 
2014-01-13 03:50:56 PM  
You'd think someone with enough dedication to be an Uber-Slut would be able to run things a little smoother.
 
2014-01-13 03:51:07 PM  
As a tall white, I believe!
 
2014-01-13 03:51:15 PM  
Ilsa?
 
2014-01-13 03:51:24 PM  
So, we're at the "throw psilocybin at the wall to see what we can get to stick" phase now?
 
2014-01-13 03:51:29 PM  

Shadi: A FNA conspiracy story that doesn't blame the jews!


Hey, take that anti-semitism trolling to the Japanese nuclear disaster thread where it belongs!
 
2014-01-13 03:52:26 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Ah-ha.



ROADMAPS!!


I learned a few things I never knew before.
 
2014-01-13 03:52:46 PM  
Only if they're pr0n type lesbians, not the real ones.
 
2014-01-13 03:53:28 PM  
Thanks FARTITLERO'DONNELL
 
2014-01-13 03:53:45 PM  
A+ for UHF reference
 
2014-01-13 03:53:46 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Ah-ha.



ROADMAPS!!


Just watched UHF the other night fit the first time in years.

Still hilarious, got a good laugh out of the headline.
 
2014-01-13 03:54:21 PM  
Sounds like a great movie title from the 70's
 
2014-01-13 03:56:14 PM  
www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com

GIS that title and this is about the 20th image. I always suspected she was a lesbian Nazi Hooker
 
2014-01-13 03:57:41 PM  
yay UHF!

i1.ytimg.com
you make me sick!!
 
2014-01-13 03:59:50 PM  
dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2014-01-13 04:02:14 PM  

Never trust whitey!


naijapose.com
 
2014-01-13 04:03:35 PM  
I'm a little pissed. I'm a tall white and I think I've been left out of the loop about some things!
 
2014-01-13 04:03:55 PM  
...aliens have "been visiting our planet for thousands of years" and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including "Tall Whites" who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.

www.nuclearsalad.com
 
2014-01-13 04:08:33 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-01-13 04:08:36 PM  
I'm sure Wonder Woman has the situation well in hand.
 
2014-01-13 04:08:43 PM  
Lesbian nazi hookers, huh? That be a pretty hawt pron!

It really doesn't surprise me that we might have a shadow government. I mean, fer Christ's sakes! It doesn't seem to matter what side is in charge; we seem to be screwing the 99% in favor of the 1%. Panem et circenses in action !

/ I, for one; welcome our new subterranean dwelling, reptilian, lesbian, nazi, hooker overlords...
 
2014-01-13 04:09:02 PM  
I came for UHF.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-01-13 04:10:04 PM  
I'm tall and white and have been trying to straighten you Farkers out for years. Also, I'll be installing shuttle pod landing facilities at my farm in New Hampshire....cause, that's what we tall whites do....
 
2014-01-13 04:11:11 PM  
Pffffft , I've known about this since I watched that documentary back in the 90s, I think it was called X Filed or something.
 
2014-01-13 04:15:05 PM  
I'm selling tinfoil hats at $10 a pop.  Message me if you need one.
 
2014-01-13 04:15:15 PM  
Ever thought  that the US government might put crap like this into their "top secret" files so they will be able to discredit anyone who leaks them ?
 
2014-01-13 04:15:20 PM  
Am I in before shewolf of the SS
 
2014-01-13 04:16:42 PM  
Iranic.
 
2014-01-13 04:17:48 PM  

mark12A: I'm tall and white and have been trying to straighten you Farkers out for years. Also, I'll be installing shuttle pod landing facilities at my farm in New Hampshire....cause, that's what we tall whites do....


Installing shuttle pod landing facilities is what tall whites do?

What are we, some sort of technologically advanced extra-terrestrial Amish folk?
 
2014-01-13 04:18:41 PM  
Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the "Tall White" agenda being implemented by the "secret regime" ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden's documents calls the "final phase" of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.

static1.wikia.nocookie.net

Oh No... They're on to us...
 
2014-01-13 04:20:22 PM  
tribalinsight.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-13 04:22:22 PM  

malle-herbert: Ever thought  that the US government might put crap like this into their "top secret" files so they will be able to discredit anyone who leaks them ?


That's just what they want you to think they are thinking.
 
2014-01-13 04:23:00 PM  

The Bruce Dickinson: Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the "Tall White" agenda being implemented by the "secret regime" ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden's documents calls the "final phase" of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 825x392]

Oh No... They're on to us...



It's going to take a little more than just bows and arrows there, girlie man.
 
2014-01-13 04:24:38 PM  
So, if you can't shut him up, and you can't convince the public that he's a traitor and that everything's OK, use every means possible to make him the laughing stock of the world and discredit him through mockery? Is that how this works?
 
2014-01-13 04:30:09 PM  

Kit Fister: So, if you can't shut him up, and you can't convince the public that he's a traitor and that everything's OK, use every means possible to make him the laughing stock of the world and discredit him through mockery? Is that how this works?



Yeah, it is, and we'll use our good buds, the Iranians, to do it.  Because, they're always looking for ways to do us a big favor.
 
2014-01-13 04:30:31 PM  

Kit Fister: So, if you can't shut him up, and you can't convince the public that he's a traitor and that everything's OK, use every means possible to make him the laughing stock of the world and discredit him through mockery? Is that how this works?


Precisely!  Why do you think Obama is in bed with our Iranian overlords?  FARS is the new VOA...
 
2014-01-13 04:32:36 PM  
FARS: It's not news, it's just one letter away from FARK.
 
2014-01-13 04:37:27 PM  

Kit Fister: So, if you can't shut him up, and you can't convince the public that he's a traitor and that everything's OK, use every means possible to make him the laughing stock of the world and discredit him through mockery? Is that how this works?


that was pretty much how I called it - But, can you imagine if the NSA deliberately let him steal 98% BS intel, just so his 'leaks' made tinfoil hat guy look?
 
2014-01-13 04:37:32 PM  
I think I've seen this movie
www.scififx.com
 
2014-01-13 04:38:29 PM  
*sane
 
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