farkingismybusiness: Boy are they going to be embarrassed when they find out the cow isn't a virgin. Drinking all that cow urine for nothing!
gopher321: CSB: When I was working in an immigration detention facility years ago, we had all sorts of whackjobs trying to come into Canada without proper documentation. They'd be detained by the federal government until they were identified properly and released, or sent to jail if they were criminals trying to flee crimes in their mother countries, or they'd be turned around after a quick hearing and sent back on the next flight out, etc..One crazy Jamaican woman was detained for months at our facility while her paperwork/hearings were being processed and she did the weirdest shiat. One of which was peeing into a bowl and soaking her arm in it for hours to cure a rash that she had. What type of rash I don't know and don't want to know but the ointment she got after seeing a nurse was ignored...always had to use pee for some reason. You can imagine what she and her room smelled like. I believe she was referred to as 'the Voodoo lady' by the staff, and thank god when she was finally shiatcanned out of this country./end CSB
RottenEggs: Isn't there a tribe in Africa that believes that cow urine can cure some sickness' ? Too lazy to Google it . Perhapes a smart Farker can help me out .
Bondith: I really want to know where these beliefs start. Somewhere along the line, someone saw reeking cow piss and thought "I'm gonna drink that." ...
Agent Smiths Laugh: [content6.flixster.com image 206x129]Obscure?
jgbrowning: On one of my trips to India I turned a corner in Pushkar and saw a little girl (probably 5 or 6) drinking urine straight from the cow. Just kept walking.
bogmster: Due to an odd series of miscommunications, cultural and linguistic, and involving gin, I have indirectly caused three people to drink their own urine as a cure for the common cold and they swore by it after experiencing the results first hand./Don't do it.//Don't plan on trying it.///Only found out 18 months after the fact.
relaxitsjustme: Seriously any MD type Farkers know if this is dangerous or just gross?/could be as safe as clean water and I still wouldn't try it//I suppose if you're diagnosed with a serious disease...any port in a storm
relaxitsjustme: Nidiot Not unlike I'm gonna cut the tip of my dick off to please God.Don't be so quick to dismiss that one. Long before they identified HPV they knew that women whose partner was circumcised had lower rates of cervical cancer
Nidiot: relaxitsjustme: Seriously any MD type Farkers know if this is dangerous or just gross?/could be as safe as clean water and I still wouldn't try it//I suppose if you're diagnosed with a serious disease...any port in a stormTo be fair, in India they don't really have clean water, therefore cow piss is probably the safer option over there.
SquiggsIN: Rik01: I read the headline and the first thought that popped into my mind was 'India'.After Africa, they're about the dumbest idiots on the planet. Then again, after you have your cow pee, you can go down to the Rat Temple and drink out of bowls of spoiled milk right along with the rats as a chaser. Have your morning wash in the sewer that is the Ganges, just make sure to push the rotting human corpses and floating turds out of the way. You might want to stay upstream of the women washing their laundry in the sludge-like waters also.Don't underestimate the areas of Asia that are driving animals like rhinos/sharks to extinction because they believe tusks, fins, and horns are a panacea of some sort.
Rigger1955: FTA: 'Only two things are pure in this universe, in this world. One is the water from the Holy Ganges river and the other is urine from mother holy cow,' Ramesh Gupta, a Hindu priest, said.Kind of a strange definition of pure.
Nidiot: Not unlike I'm gonna cut the tip of my dick off to please God.
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