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(Mirror.co.uk)   See your doctor if your erection lasts more than 7 weeks   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 53
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2014-01-13 03:46:32 PM
Baller.
 
2014-01-13 03:51:49 PM
"Administer the Golden Girls slash fanfic"
 
2014-01-13 04:04:33 PM
That must have been

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Hard to live with
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
 
2014-01-13 04:21:27 PM

BunkoSquad: "Administer the Golden Girls slash fanfic"


Did he see the Betty White nudes?
 
2014-01-13 04:22:08 PM
Only happens when I drink a warm cup of virgin cow urine in the morning.  So I just avoid that.
 
2014-01-13 04:24:33 PM
I usually go to the doc's after 6 weeks...just sayin'
 
2014-01-13 04:43:25 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: BunkoSquad: "Administer the Golden Girls slash fanfic"

Did he see the Betty White nudes?


ew.
 
2014-01-13 04:43:47 PM
I'm happy to see 6 minutes
 
2014-01-13 04:44:02 PM
From what the article says, there was a happy ending.  Are they sure he was at a hospital?
 
2014-01-13 04:45:24 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: BunkoSquad: "Administer the Golden Girls slash fanfic"

Did he see the Betty White nudes?


Good news, the treatment is even more horrifying, they stick a couple of giant like horse syringes into your cawk in order to release bloodflow

If that isnt NOPE! enough of a description for you look up a video of it on youtube. They dont make enough eye bleach to unsee that.

/giant farking needles.
 
2014-01-13 04:46:16 PM
That is a pretty cool trick! Usually I just think of baseball.
 
2014-01-13 04:46:40 PM
Thanks to Obamacare that's the soonest you can see a doctor.
 
2014-01-13 04:47:25 PM
Pretty sure I'd stick my junk into a thermos of ice water after day 3.
 
2014-01-13 04:49:20 PM
Call the doc? Are you kidding? I'd call everyone I ever met!

Me: remember me? We met in a coffee shop in '93. I smiled at you for a minute. I've had an erection for 7 weeks!

Her: POLICE!
 
2014-01-13 04:50:27 PM
He's lucky not to have gotten gangrene

/that's why they say to call the doctor after 4 hours....
 
2014-01-13 04:51:38 PM
He didn't go to the doctor for 5 weeks after the injury....after that time, he & his girlfriends were worn
out.  Now, the smile on his face might take a few more weeks to go away.

onemansblog.com
 
2014-01-13 04:53:00 PM
7 weeks isn't normal?
 
2014-01-13 04:55:38 PM

DanZero: That must have been

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Hard to live with
YEAHHHHHHHHHH


Sorry man, I'm stealing that ascii art.
 
2014-01-13 04:55:48 PM
He said: "We were very happy with the outcome ending."

C'mon, Mirror!
 
2014-01-13 04:56:03 PM
You'd think that if you were still hard the next day you might head to the doctor. I don't think i'd wait weeks.
 
2014-01-13 04:56:07 PM
Surely there are better options than a doctor; there are women out there who like fun.  Right?  No?  Aw.  Why don't women like fun?  7 week erections at their disposal and they're talking about shopping and nail polish. Women ruin everything.
 
2014-01-13 04:58:11 PM

QueenMamaBee: He's lucky not to have gotten gangrene

/that's why they say to call the doctor after 4 hours....



It's a question of capillary damage

You damage a lot of the capillaries in Mr. Happy and he'll never smile again.
 
2014-01-13 04:59:31 PM
More like see the nurse, amirite?
 
2014-01-13 05:02:54 PM
This guy needs to team up with the three hour orgasam girl.
 
2014-01-13 05:03:18 PM
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop.

The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open.

The doctor says: 'Oh, he has a medical condition where sperm builds up SO quickly in his body, he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode.'

'Oh, I see' says the intern.

They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse.

Again, he asks the doctor 'What is up with THAT?' The doctor says: 'Same condition,better medical plan.'
 
2014-01-13 05:03:44 PM

kmt11: You'd think that if you were still hard the next day you might head to the doctor. I don't think i'd wait weeks.


Seriously?  If it didn't hurt, I just wear some tightie whities to keep it in place and go about my day.
If it hurt, or was purple, well that's an entirely different issue.
 
2014-01-13 05:06:26 PM
I wish you'd told me that about fifteen years ago.
 
2014-01-13 05:15:28 PM

yakmans_dad: QueenMamaBee: He's lucky not to have gotten gangrene

/that's why they say to call the doctor after 4 hours....


It's a question of capillary damage

You damage a lot of the capillaries in Mr. Happy and he'll never smile again.


I thought there were different types of priapism, but most of the risk stems from the fact that there's little to no blood flow during an erection.

No flow = no oxygen. No oxygen = bad news.
 
2014-01-13 05:27:54 PM
Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
synapse.koreamed.org

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.
 
2014-01-13 05:29:40 PM

hardinparamedic: Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.


What?  Show me that picture?  I imagine that would be pretty effective.
 
2014-01-13 05:31:05 PM

hardinparamedic: Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.


Who performs that procedure, Dr. Mengele?
 
2014-01-13 05:31:20 PM

hardinparamedic: Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.


For me the though of this would cure my priapism.
 
2014-01-13 05:31:40 PM
He should stop mounting his bike and find a woman.
 
2014-01-13 05:34:53 PM

Diogenes: hardinparamedic: Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.

What?  Show me that picture?  I imagine that would be pretty effective.


Yup
 
2014-01-13 05:48:16 PM

Diogenes: What?  Show me that picture?  I imagine that would be pretty effective.


Google priapism needle shunt with safesearch off.

The pictures of Mr. Willy with surgical drapes around him, and an orange 14ga angiocath sticking out of his side were enough to make me squick.
 
2014-01-13 05:50:26 PM
So I should seen a doctor for most of my middle school life?
 
2014-01-13 06:19:26 PM
"The man did not present at Tallaght Hospital until five weeks after sustaining the injury and initial treatment by medics for two weeks failed before a further intervention successfully treated the condition, known as priapism."

Look!  He's presenting!
 
2014-01-13 06:29:15 PM
 
2014-01-13 06:35:09 PM
 
2014-01-13 06:37:13 PM

zimbomba63: hardinparamedic: Heh. Well, I have something that'll make it go down.
[synapse.koreamed.org image 397x395]

Yes. Those are needles. And yes, that's what urology will do if medications fail.

Who performs that procedure, Dr. Mengele?


I did Nazi that coming.
 
2014-01-13 06:51:00 PM
Or get a lot more women.
 
2014-01-13 07:10:14 PM

CleanAndPure: 7 weeks isn't normal?


What about all of 8th grade?
 
2014-01-13 07:57:28 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: BunkoSquad: "Administer the Golden Girls slash fanfic"

Did he see the Betty White nudes?


From back then or now?
 
2014-01-13 08:21:19 PM
I dated a nurse and she was asked (by sophomoric friends of mine) what happens if a patient gets aroused during a sponge bath? She says that nurses are instructed to put their middle finger and thumb together and "THWACK" the crown. From that moment on my friends when referring to my 'then' GF would call her "Thwack"..

/csb
 
2014-01-13 08:46:12 PM

janzee: I dated a nurse and she was asked (by sophomoric friends of mine) what happens if a patient gets aroused during a sponge bath? She says that nurses are instructed to put their middle finger and thumb together and "THWACK" the crown. From that moment on my friends when referring to my 'then' GF would call her "Thwack"..

/csb



About 15 years ago, my wife notice a hard bump in the area where my nuts attached to my abdomen.  We agreed that I should see my GP about this, and he checked it out and said he thought it was a "hydrolock" and it was nothing to worry about, but to be sure, he recommended I have a ultrasound examination.  I set up the ultrasound at a local hospital and I became nervous about this procedure.  What if I got a stiffo from all this examining?  What if the technician was a woman?  What if it was a guy?  They'll be handling my boys and there could be a problem.  The day of the procedure, I was called back, and they gave me a gown and told me to lie down and the technician would come in shortly.  I got the impression the technician was a woman - Oh! Oh!  A few minutes later the technician walked in, and she looked like an old character from my youth, Tugboat Annie.  Very unattractive, squat and dumpy, with a dykey air about her.  She did not appear to be pleased that she was going to be the one doing the procedure and wasn't too gentle with the ultrasound device.  But, I was lying there relieved from the fear, that something embarrassing would happen.  Oh yeah, it was a hydrolock.
 
2014-01-13 08:50:13 PM
I can imagine what he spent those five weeks doing
 
2014-01-13 08:56:30 PM
I've been repeatedly injuring myself on the bar of my bicycle for the last four hours and nothing even resembling an erection has resulted.

What's a guy got to do to get a 7 week erection?

*sigh*
 
2014-01-13 09:26:44 PM
If I get a 7-week erection, it's not me that's going to be going to the hospital. Mrs. PCoC on the other hand...
 
2014-01-13 09:59:36 PM

FizixJunkee: CleanAndPure: 7 weeks isn't normal?

What about all of 8th grade?


Be fair. It was usually just during waking hours.
 
2014-01-13 10:02:32 PM
www.kevinsaysthings.com

The doctor will definitely see you now.
 
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