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(Popular Science)   A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises   (popsci.com) divider line 46
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2014-01-13 02:35:35 PM  
12 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."
2014-01-13 02:43:28 PM  
10 votes:
Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.
2014-01-13 02:54:46 PM  
8 votes:
Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.
2014-01-13 02:25:35 PM  
8 votes:
Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."
2014-01-13 02:25:10 PM  
5 votes:
The men or the women?
2014-01-13 03:21:17 PM  
4 votes:
It's twue, it's twue.
2014-01-13 02:46:39 PM  
4 votes:
A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2014-01-13 03:23:39 PM  
3 votes:

gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.


i100.photobucket.com
2014-01-13 03:01:01 PM  
3 votes:

AcneVulgaris: Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

Nice try, Mr. four incher.


Some women like them that wide.
2014-01-13 02:54:22 PM  
3 votes:
Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.
2014-01-13 02:49:05 PM  
3 votes:

kbronsito: Wouldn't they take more time with a really small one over an average one too, since it takes a sec. to squint?


I read that as "takes a sec to squirt."  Which, while more vulgar, is also more funny.
2014-01-13 03:49:21 PM  
2 votes:

MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.


Not with my one weird trick to male enhancement. Doctors hate me.
2014-01-13 03:26:29 PM  
2 votes:

calbert: Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now


To be honest, doing a Google search limited to Fark.com with the keyword "penis" isn't going to be of much help.
2014-01-13 03:12:16 PM  
2 votes:

gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.


wdfw.wa.gov
2014-01-13 03:06:01 PM  
2 votes:

quickdraw: here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.

You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind


I just knew somebody would have to throw in some Benghazi reference.
2014-01-13 03:00:54 PM  
2 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
2014-01-13 02:56:43 PM  
2 votes:

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Well at least your keyboard doesn't have the "atheism is a religion" key stuck anymore.
2014-01-13 02:52:27 PM  
2 votes:
While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.
2014-01-13 02:47:03 PM  
2 votes:
And, not to worry, it's unlikely to have any real-world applications.

Types the reporter while he has a coffee in one hand and a smoked croc and sliced wallaby sandwich in the other.

/generally, a woman with a larger penis than mine is a real turn off...
2014-01-13 02:43:04 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Keep telling yourself that, Tiny.
2014-01-13 04:00:33 PM  
1 votes:

23FPB23: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.

Let me know when you get that started.


After a quick and regrettable googling, f*ckyeahmicropenis is already a tumblr.
2014-01-13 03:54:27 PM  
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.


Let me know when you get that started.
2014-01-13 03:38:49 PM  
1 votes:

SquiggsIN: The jizz mopper?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

      "Jizz moppah?  Jizz moppah!"
2014-01-13 03:37:20 PM  
1 votes:

bunner: reillan: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.

He posts that on every thread.  It's sort of his catechism.


It's a learned behaviour.
2014-01-13 03:37:18 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Never has your handle been so appropriately tied in with your comment.
2014-01-13 03:27:25 PM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-13 03:18:02 PM  
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com

Dude has a huge tool.
2014-01-13 03:14:59 PM  
1 votes:

Ringshadow: Speaking as someone who is five foot two: No. No, I really don't think so. You can't fit a semi truck in a single car garage. I know some women will disagree with me, of course, but I'll pass on Thunder the Wonder Horse.


Finally, I have a name for my penis!
2014-01-13 03:13:34 PM  
1 votes:
At least they published in the right journal

www.pnas.org
2014-01-13 03:08:40 PM  
1 votes:
Speaking as someone who is five foot two: No. No, I really don't think so. You can't fit a semi truck in a single car garage. I know some women will disagree with me, of course, but I'll pass on Thunder the Wonder Horse.
2014-01-13 03:07:52 PM  
1 votes:
images.dangerousminds.net
2014-01-13 03:07:10 PM  
1 votes:

EdgeRunner: Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.


I park on the nw corner of lot 2. Be there.
2014-01-13 03:05:44 PM  
1 votes:
2014-01-13 03:05:16 PM  
1 votes:
Nah it's all about that dude with two dicks now.
2014-01-13 03:03:59 PM  
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.


But your penis is down here, and that's what I want to look at.
2014-01-13 03:03:02 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW


fark YOU
2014-01-13 03:01:08 PM  
1 votes:

Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.


This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.
2014-01-13 02:55:25 PM  
1 votes:
While they are both average size, I find women spend a good deal of time looking at my penises.
2014-01-13 02:55:18 PM  
1 votes:
Probably a mixture of fear and wonderment.  Fear that it will hurt and wonder if it won't.
2014-01-13 02:54:30 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Nice try, Mr. four incher.
2014-01-13 02:53:24 PM  
1 votes:
When did Ric Romero become an Australian biologist?
2014-01-13 02:52:44 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Et tu, Brute?
2014-01-13 02:47:34 PM  
1 votes:
Hello, ladies...
2014-01-13 02:45:35 PM  
1 votes:
I have a larger penis, in that it is larger than some things. Many things in fact. It's probably larger than more things, than it is smaller than.
2014-01-13 02:45:17 PM  
1 votes:
So, according to the headline, if I don't have a penis I can't look at naked men?

/kicks rocks
2014-01-13 02:16:55 PM  
1 votes:
No wonder I can't get a woman to even look my way.
 
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