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(Popular Science)   A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises   (popsci.com) divider line 196
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2014-01-13 03:54:19 PM
What did you expect?  You think I asked for a 12" pianist?
 
2014-01-13 03:54:27 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.


Let me know when you get that started.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:16 PM
Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:54 PM
 
2014-01-13 03:56:22 PM
sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.


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2014-01-13 03:56:57 PM

LordBeavis: I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?


I would imagine a too big a Wang would hurt them more than it would a woman.

Or is that how they decide who is top and bottom. Measure them against each other and whoever draws the short straw has to bend over?
 
2014-01-13 03:57:20 PM

smoky2010: I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.


That's been my experience.

/has to buy Magnums
//but not for length, just barely above average in that department :(
 
2014-01-13 03:58:27 PM

Dave0422: sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.


If the wine glass were bigger I'd agree.
 
2014-01-13 03:58:42 PM

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


That gives me an idea for a good way to spend a quiet afternoon. Stand in front of the entrance to a Starbucks with an unlit cigarette in your hand and see how many people burst into an apoplectic fit of complaints and coughing as they walk past.
 
2014-01-13 03:59:47 PM

LordBeavis: I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?


No.
 
2014-01-13 04:00:29 PM

SquiggsIN: Yeah but he has this list on a copy-pasta somewhere because i've seen it before.


In this thread here, maybe?
 
2014-01-13 04:00:33 PM

23FPB23: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.

Let me know when you get that started.


After a quick and regrettable googling, f*ckyeahmicropenis is already a tumblr.
 
2014-01-13 04:00:40 PM

Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup tuna cans of the world.


Fixed
 
2014-01-13 04:01:10 PM

Nurglitch: OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.

That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.


So......this?
i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-13 04:03:46 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.

Let me know when you get that started.

After a quick and regrettable googling, f*ckyeahmicropenis is already a tumblr.


Well, thanks for saving us the time!

/is there a f*ckyeahf*ckyeah tumblr, or would that divide by zero?
 
2014-01-13 04:06:33 PM
www.freemontsoffice.com


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2014-01-13 04:07:01 PM

JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.


Yah, makes no sense. Not that most of the "studies" posted around here do.
 
2014-01-13 04:07:27 PM

OhioUGrad: Nurglitch: OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.

That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.

So......this?
[i265.photobucket.com image 829x512]


Dude! The potato goes in front!
 
2014-01-13 04:07:59 PM
Looking at the penis is not the important part.
 
2014-01-13 04:08:42 PM
dnrtfa, but is this another example of 'your tax dollars at work'... and play?
 
2014-01-13 04:09:00 PM

CleanAndPure: Dave0422: sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.

If the wine glass were bigger I'd agree.


RIGHT. I drink a 36 FF of wine every night.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 04:09:14 PM
Farkettes, EIP.
 
2014-01-13 04:09:18 PM

One Bad Apple: Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup tuna cans of the world.

Fixed


static.caloriecount.about.com
 
2014-01-13 04:11:51 PM
Larger is just more attention-grabbing. Because ya know, it's bigger and more noticeable. More there to look at. Simple really.

That doesn't necessarily translate into a preference though.
 
2014-01-13 04:13:26 PM

zulius: Or pre-op


You say potato...

here to help: Yes but a pastrami sandwich isn't quite as appealing to look at as a fuzzy peach.


Depends whether you're in the mood for sweet or savory.
 
2014-01-13 04:17:47 PM
BULLshiat! Im hung but ugly and womens dont have much interest in seeing me naked.
 
2014-01-13 04:18:52 PM
I need to find a way to keep the tip from falling out of my sock.
 
2014-01-13 04:22:12 PM

Thudfark: Mightier than S word


Are you "S"elling The Penis Mighiters?
 
2014-01-13 04:22:14 PM

hstein3: CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.

Et tu, Brute?


Et me, boss.
 
2014-01-13 04:22:44 PM

hitlersbrain: I need to find a way to keep the tip from falling out of my sock.


um...your socks go on your feet.  And that's not your mother dressing you.  That's the janitor.
 
2014-01-13 04:25:04 PM

Savage Belief: Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.


False. Big tits make lovely pillows.

/gf is GG. They are wonderful.
//and has evidently been spreading false rumors that my penis is huge.
 
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2014-01-13 04:26:48 PM

smoky2010: Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.

I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

\Has neither....:(


I'm pretty sure vaginas stretch more horizontally than they do vertically. Girth is probably preferable.  That stretching usually feels pleasurable. Having your cervix pummeled by an an unusually long penis isn't very fun.
 
2014-01-13 04:26:52 PM

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


So you're saying you've never asked for WIE on fark?

/No guys I'm not asking and don't send any.
 
2014-01-13 04:31:38 PM

Savage Belief: Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.


Pretty much, and everyone's differnt on what their preference is.
 
2014-01-13 04:44:58 PM

oh  .  .  .

*puts hands in pockets, walks away*

 
2014-01-13 04:55:49 PM

CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.


Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.
 
2014-01-13 04:59:59 PM

poison_amy: CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.

Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.


This really IS your kind of thread isn't it?
 
2014-01-13 05:11:45 PM
What is surprising to me is the range I can go through. Acorn to 6", back to acorn.

The size doesn't matter because you can't do anything about it. She doesn't like your size? Tell her she's a little too chubby for you and walk out.
 
2014-01-13 05:13:39 PM

poison_amy: CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.

Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.


; check your inbox.

/Curse whoever reported the dupe thread
 
2014-01-13 05:14:54 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Thudfark: Mightier than S word

Are you "S"elling The Penis Mighiters?


Only until I perfect the Anal Bum Cover.
 
2014-01-13 06:00:32 PM
Like all who post here, I of course have a large one, but there have been more appreciative comments that 1. it didn't twist, turn, bend or otherwise look like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and 2. it gets hard.

I'd thought, y'know, hard is hard, on or off, but it turns out, evidently, that's not always the case with some guys and that does in fact matter from the ladies' perspective.  Evidently real hard is real better, more so than just size.
 
2014-01-13 06:32:20 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.

Not with my one weird trick to male enhancement. Doctors hate me.


Ftw

//Also, if your vehicle fits her garage, that's what matters about size

//of course there's always the 2-car garage option...
 
2014-01-13 06:38:01 PM

El Pachuco: Like all who post here, I of course have a large one, but there have been more appreciative comments that 1. it didn't twist, turn, bend or otherwise look like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and 2. it gets hard.

I'd thought, y'know, hard is hard, on or off, but it turns out, evidently, that's not always the case with some guys and that does in fact matter from the ladies' perspective.  Evidently real hard is real better, more so than just size.


Every now and then I get one that just won't quite UN-squish. It's maddening.
 
2014-01-13 07:44:46 PM

JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.


Do a gis of Jan Michael Vincent penis. You may change your thoughts on that
 
2014-01-13 11:03:57 PM

Rootus: smoky2010: I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

That's been my experience.

/has to buy Magnums
//but not for length, just barely above average in that department :(


Is your last name Lachance, perchance?
 
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