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2014-01-13 02:16:55 PM  
No wonder I can't get a woman to even look my way.
 
2014-01-13 02:23:16 PM  
Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now
 
2014-01-13 02:25:10 PM  
The men or the women?
 
2014-01-13 02:25:35 PM  
Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."
 
2014-01-13 02:27:32 PM  
Wouldn't they take more time with a really small one over an average one too, since it takes a sec. to squint?
 
2014-01-13 02:35:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."
 
2014-01-13 02:43:04 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Keep telling yourself that, Tiny.
 
2014-01-13 02:43:28 PM  
Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:38 PM  
Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:44 PM  
Well it might also have something to do that the guy with the big dick is Barbados Slim, while the small dick guy is Danny Devito.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:55 PM  

wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.


Or pre-op
 
2014-01-13 02:45:17 PM  
So, according to the headline, if I don't have a penis I can't look at naked men?

/kicks rocks
 
2014-01-13 02:45:35 PM  
I have a larger penis, in that it is larger than some things. Many things in fact. It's probably larger than more things, than it is smaller than.
 
2014-01-13 02:45:48 PM  

wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.


Uh oh, someone never learned that a pronoun refers to the last relevant noun used.  While not a great sentence, subby is still technically correct in his/her/its usage of "they"

/the best kind of correct!
 
2014-01-13 02:45:51 PM  

James!: Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."


Hey now.  I like my '97 Mazda B2300 just fine, thank you...
 
2014-01-13 02:46:39 PM  
A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2014-01-13 02:47:03 PM  
And, not to worry, it's unlikely to have any real-world applications.

Types the reporter while he has a coffee in one hand and a smoked croc and sliced wallaby sandwich in the other.

/generally, a woman with a larger penis than mine is a real turn off...
 
2014-01-13 02:47:34 PM  
Hello, ladies...
 
2014-01-13 02:48:40 PM  
At least I have a big hip ratio.
 
2014-01-13 02:49:05 PM  

kbronsito: Wouldn't they take more time with a really small one over an average one too, since it takes a sec. to squint?


I read that as "takes a sec to squirt."  Which, while more vulgar, is also more funny.
 
2014-01-13 02:51:08 PM  
Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.
 
2014-01-13 02:51:18 PM  
www.mediacollege.com
 
2014-01-13 02:51:19 PM  
"Do women know about shrinkage?"

/rather pleasant day in FL today
 
2014-01-13 02:51:21 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Does this make you a woman or a dick?
 
2014-01-13 02:52:27 PM  
While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.
 
2014-01-13 02:52:44 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Et tu, Brute?
 
2014-01-13 02:53:24 PM  
When did Ric Romero become an Australian biologist?
 
2014-01-13 02:54:22 PM  
Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Nice try, Mr. four incher.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:46 PM  
Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:49 PM  

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


Should've signed up for the study then
 
2014-01-13 02:55:18 PM  
Probably a mixture of fear and wonderment.  Fear that it will hurt and wonder if it won't.
 
2014-01-13 02:55:25 PM  
While they are both average size, I find women spend a good deal of time looking at my penises.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:34 PM  
Size doesn't matter.  To be more specific, your size doesn't matter.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:43 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Well at least your keyboard doesn't have the "atheism is a religion" key stuck anymore.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:50 PM  

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.


You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind
 
2014-01-13 02:57:38 PM  
A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW
 
2014-01-13 02:57:48 PM  
Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:00 PM  

Sybarite: While they are both average size, I find women spend a good deal of time looking at my penises.


Not everybody can pull off the Ouroboros.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:26 PM  
Well, it takes longer.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:34 PM  
Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:42 PM  
So that's why they keep staring at me.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:50 PM  
What do they know? Shouldn't they be out dissecting frogs or something?
Mumbley, mumble, mumble...
 
2014-01-13 02:59:31 PM  

James!: The men or the women?


The biologists.
 
2014-01-13 02:59:54 PM  
It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.
 
2014-01-13 03:00:54 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-13 03:01:01 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

Nice try, Mr. four incher.


Some women like them that wide.
 
2014-01-13 03:01:08 PM  

Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.


This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.
 
2014-01-13 03:01:52 PM  

quickdraw: You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind


Yes but a pastrami sandwich isn't quite as appealing to look at as a fuzzy peach. Just like women may not necessarily want a ten pound salami ripping up their innards.

We are discussing visuals here.
 
2014-01-13 03:03:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW


fark YOU
 
2014-01-13 03:03:22 PM  

redflag: wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.

Uh oh, someone never learned that a pronoun refers to the last relevant noun used.  While not a great sentence, subby is still technically correct in his/her/its usage of "they"

/the best kind of correct!


My dangling modifier is huge. Women stare at it.
 
2014-01-13 03:03:59 PM  

lordjupiter: Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.


But your penis is down here, and that's what I want to look at.
 
2014-01-13 03:03:59 PM  

miss diminutive: Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.

This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.


Don't worry......we can make it fit anywhere.
 
2014-01-13 03:03:59 PM  
Where are the pics of said penises?
 
2014-01-13 03:04:39 PM  

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


Kinda what I was thinking, miss d.  They tried to kinda "focus group" this study, like it was going to influence the design of some new car or something.


So here's a more practical question, Farkettes:

In my experience, and I assume in that many other (straight) men, there is that moment of apprehension, where you're about to see the clothes come off, and you're just not sure what to expect.

Is this true with gals?

I don't make a vagina to penis comparison here, because frankly, vaginas are all quite different, and it takes some REALLY weird looking lady-parts to make a difference.

Bras do more to lend to this mystery than boxers.  There's a special kind of disappointment when you find out the bra contained breasts that are really, sadly unattractive.

But ladies, it boils down to this: At that moment, are you more apt to be thinking

A) Gee I hope its not small.
B)Gee I hope its not huge.
C) other
 
2014-01-13 03:05:00 PM  
Obvious tag on vacation?
 
2014-01-13 03:05:09 PM  

miss diminutive: Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.

This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.


global3.memecdn.com


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW


(checks UR) oh hell no
 
2014-01-13 03:05:16 PM  
Nah it's all about that dude with two dicks now.
 
2014-01-13 03:05:35 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Size matters for looks. It does not matter for quality of sex. If you want to woman to keep having sex with you, understand what causes a female orgasm and make sure she gets at least one every time you have sex. Hint: A gargantuan Mr. Winky does not give a woman an orgasm.

Also, we like to look at nice asses, too.
 
2014-01-13 03:05:44 PM  
 
2014-01-13 03:06:01 PM  

quickdraw: here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.

You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind


I just knew somebody would have to throw in some Benghazi reference.
 
2014-01-13 03:06:59 PM  
Hey I know!

All us male farkers send WIE to a farkette she can rate them all and then get back to us on who's is the largest and which one she finds most aesthetically pleasing.

Any farkettes up for the task?

\its for science
 
2014-01-13 03:07:08 PM  

JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.


I think you're right on the money with that idea. However, there is something to be said about aesthetics in the way we are attracted to the human form - and to that - we each prefer our own cup of tea. Therefore, any ladies out there lucky enough to sample mine will have to bring quite a nice tea cozy to keep things hot.

Two sides to everything ya know.
 
2014-01-13 03:07:10 PM  

EdgeRunner: Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.


I park on the nw corner of lot 2. Be there.
 
2014-01-13 03:07:52 PM  
images.dangerousminds.net
 
2014-01-13 03:08:40 PM  
Speaking as someone who is five foot two: No. No, I really don't think so. You can't fit a semi truck in a single car garage. I know some women will disagree with me, of course, but I'll pass on Thunder the Wonder Horse.
 
2014-01-13 03:08:40 PM  

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.



Speak for yourself.

I like my pussy exotic and my homosexuals FLAMING.
 
2014-01-13 03:08:43 PM  
Shouldn't the plural be "penes?"
 
2014-01-13 03:08:44 PM  

here to help: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

Well at least your keyboard doesn't have the "atheism is a religion" key stuck anymore.


I think the key sequence is "CTRL+A+R".
 
2014-01-13 03:08:45 PM  

kvinesknows: Hey I know!

All us male farkers send WIE to a farkette she can rate them all and then get back to us on who's is the largest and which one she finds most aesthetically pleasing.

Any farkettes up for the task?

\its for science


It's like this thread was made just for me...
 
2014-01-13 03:09:13 PM  

kvinesknows: Hey I know!

All us male farkers send WIE to a farkette she can rate them all and then get back to us on who's is the largest and which one she finds most aesthetically pleasing.

Any farkettes up for the task?

\its for science


I'm in. I'll be 18 next month so I'm sure it's cool. I'll share them with my friends and we'll send some pics back.
 
2014-01-13 03:09:20 PM  

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


Remember, you're on Fark.  All you need to do to see all the naked men you could handle is ask and behold the destruction of your inbox.

/your email inbox that is...
 
2014-01-13 03:09:23 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Where are the pics of said penises?


EIP
 
2014-01-13 03:10:16 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics.
 
2014-01-13 03:11:10 PM  
Off to buy a couple of big ole magnifying lenses and a belt to lash them to...
 
2014-01-13 03:12:16 PM  

gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.


wdfw.wa.gov
 
2014-01-13 03:12:50 PM  
And is it just me or does it seem like we have a drunk/perverted admin gone rogue today?

Drew? Is that you?
 
2014-01-13 03:13:34 PM  
At least they published in the right journal

www.pnas.org
 
2014-01-13 03:13:47 PM  

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.


To each their own, but as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field, I would say this is wildly incorrect. Of course, that's based purely on anecdotal evidence, so who knows.

I mean you can get into some definite wizard sleeve territory on rare occasions, but just saying, my experience that "plump" or "meaty" lips are rarely considered a bad thing.

Btw, "curtains" would refer to labia, not vagina. And if you think the appearance of labia is related to vaginal tightness, I'm gonna stop talking because I'm probably just wasting my breath.
 
2014-01-13 03:14:00 PM  

SurfaceTension: No wonder I can't get a woman to even look my way.


Testify!
 
2014-01-13 03:14:12 PM  

calbert: Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now


What if it had a really big schlong? would you look then?
 
2014-01-13 03:14:13 PM  
A joke photograph made it's rounds around my workers cell phones a week ago.  It showed a well endowed man. Most of the reactions from the women were, "Nope!"
 
2014-01-13 03:14:59 PM  

Ringshadow: Speaking as someone who is five foot two: No. No, I really don't think so. You can't fit a semi truck in a single car garage. I know some women will disagree with me, of course, but I'll pass on Thunder the Wonder Horse.


Finally, I have a name for my penis!
 
2014-01-13 03:16:15 PM  
Hoping I can be saved by the shoulder-hip ratio, but I don't know what's a good one.
 
2014-01-13 03:16:25 PM  
media.monstersandcritics.com
 
2014-01-13 03:16:38 PM  

gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.


Can be remedied...
 
2014-01-13 03:18:02 PM  
i44.tinypic.com

Dude has a huge tool.
 
2014-01-13 03:18:09 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years- watch it plenty
2. Drink microbrewery beer- prefer it over mainstream swill but prefer beer over about anything else
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac  - i guess IF I watched japanese or children's cartoons it would be on my MAC
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records  - my ears are shot from listening to motorhead in my youth so I can't tell the difference
5. Read books at Starbucks  - like books, can't stand coffee.
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts  - i actually do but it's because the larger ones get all saggy when they get close to my age...and some of them way earlier
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.- prefer not to shop there but, i've done it.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises  - only if i really have to cough.
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers  - if i owned any I probably would on a long ride. Instead it is basketball or running shorts.
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac  - I'd rather have a qtr pounder but a big mac is ok...take out that extra piece of bread.


So, do I care about size or not...I don't know but I've got to be at the gym in 26 minutes...got to go start my 1987 Chevette. Later!
 
2014-01-13 03:19:05 PM  

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.


Ain't nothing wrong with curtains and drapes.
 
2014-01-13 03:19:09 PM  
Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

How YOU doin?
 
2014-01-13 03:19:13 PM  

23FPB23: But ladies, it boils down to this: At that moment, are you more apt to be thinking

A) Gee I hope its not small.
B)Gee I hope its not huge.
C) other


There's a bit of A and B happening, but it's not really all that important. Unless he's below the 10th or above the 90th percentile in terms of size, it will be fine. Honestly, for me, there's a lot more C.

C) being "Gee I hope he's kept his junk clean and reasonably groomed."
 
2014-01-13 03:21:17 PM  
It's twue, it's twue.
 
2014-01-13 03:21:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Everybody can stick a tiny carrot into a semi-aroused vagina. But if you sport heavy equipment you better polish up your foreplay skills if you're not into earning your red wings even outside of her period (or having her leave the room sobbing the moment the boxers fall).
 
2014-01-13 03:21:56 PM  
I didn't know women have penises, let along longer penises.
 
2014-01-13 03:22:41 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.


Wisdom beyond your years.
It's all about comfort with your own body -- both of you.

(...and not being pushy.)
 
2014-01-13 03:23:39 PM  

gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.


i100.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-13 03:24:28 PM  
Stop staring at me.
 
2014-01-13 03:25:09 PM  

mayIFark: I didn't know women have penises, let along longer penises.


Some do. And it is glorious.
 
2014-01-13 03:25:29 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x500]

Dude is has a huge tool.


FTFY

/still would do him
 
2014-01-13 03:26:25 PM  
hmm.. shower or grower dilemma.

Personally, I found women found it amazing to see one that grows and grows and gasp and go with "how does it do that? Where did that all come from?"

/ Prevents from hitting it on my knees I guess, which is a good thing.
 
2014-01-13 03:26:29 PM  

calbert: Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now


To be honest, doing a Google search limited to Fark.com with the keyword "penis" isn't going to be of much help.
 
2014-01-13 03:27:25 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 03:27:40 PM  
 
2014-01-13 03:28:00 PM  

poison_amy: EdgeRunner: Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.

I park on the nw corner of lot 2. Be there.


Your profile made me laugh.  Good show.
 
2014-01-13 03:28:12 PM  

Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field


In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.
 
2014-01-13 03:29:23 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.
 
2014-01-13 03:30:00 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dude has a huge tool.


Ill be in my bunk
 
2014-01-13 03:30:07 PM  

H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.


I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.
 
2014-01-13 03:30:24 PM  

H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.


Still means s/he sees way more dong than your average non-urologist.
 
2014-01-13 03:31:22 PM  

smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.


What is the appropriate tip for those people?
 
2014-01-13 03:31:25 PM  
Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.
 
2014-01-13 03:31:56 PM  

reillan: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.


He posts that on every thread.  It's sort of his catechism.
 
2014-01-13 03:32:09 PM  

JoieD'Zen: smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.

What is the appropriate tip for those people?


Sani-wipes
 
2014-01-13 03:33:02 PM  
I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.
 
2014-01-13 03:34:14 PM  
Regarding the headline

bossip.files.wordpress.com

       "Nah, go on!  Really?  Get the f*ck out of here!
 
2014-01-13 03:34:24 PM  

OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.


That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.
 
2014-01-13 03:35:26 PM  
Here's looking at you, kid.
 
2014-01-13 03:35:35 PM  
goregirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-13 03:36:32 PM  
Mightier than S word
 
2014-01-13 03:37:02 PM  

letrole: 6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts


but, but.... I really do prefer smaller breasts. huge breasts are disgusting.

I also know size matters some, but not a lot.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Never has your handle been so appropriately tied in with your comment.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:20 PM  

bunner: reillan: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.

He posts that on every thread.  It's sort of his catechism.


It's a learned behaviour.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:22 PM  

SquiggsIN: smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.

The jizz mopper?


Yes, he was the spunk monkey.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:00 PM  
Everyone knows that after going through the painstaking process of gaining the fancy of a nice female, then spending enough time to earn her intimate trust, then finding that she's impressed by your size, it's shooting distance and quantity that matters most to her.  And you know what?  All of that is just too much work, and roofies are illegal.  What the hell did we do without internet porn?
 
2014-01-13 03:38:32 PM  

miss diminutive: C) being "Gee I hope he's kept his junk clean and reasonably groomed."


Yeah, I had considered that, but I also figure y'all have enough external clues/flag to have a fair idea its not gonna stink.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:49 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:49 PM  

SquiggsIN: The jizz mopper?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

      "Jizz moppah?  Jizz moppah!"
 
2014-01-13 03:40:01 PM  
The Interesting tag must have given the Obvious tag a blow job to get the label on this post
 
2014-01-13 03:40:13 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
Its truw, its truw
 
2014-01-13 03:40:23 PM  

CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.


?? why so?
 
2014-01-13 03:42:03 PM  

reillan

Smartest
Funniest
2014-01-13 03:29:23 PM
letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things. What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.


I'm not sure, but I believe he's saying that you are " A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter"

RIF


/reading is fundamental
 
2014-01-13 03:43:09 PM  
I was expecting one of two other tags.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 03:44:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Maybe if you could control your dog better, he wouldn't need to be there all the time.
 
2014-01-13 03:44:14 PM  
No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.
 
2014-01-13 03:45:04 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.


Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.
 
2014-01-13 03:45:25 PM  

Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.


I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

\Has neither....:(
 
2014-01-13 03:47:56 PM  

MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.


My technique involves tape measures, do I need a new technique? Maybe chloroform and ruffies?
 
2014-01-13 03:49:00 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-01-13 03:49:21 PM  

MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.


Not with my one weird trick to male enhancement. Doctors hate me.
 
2014-01-13 03:51:14 PM  
Is the obvious tag hiding in shame?
 
2014-01-13 03:51:20 PM  
There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis
 
2014-01-13 03:51:44 PM  
I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?
 
2014-01-13 03:52:22 PM  
I hope they didn't spend more than $20 for that study.
 
2014-01-13 03:52:24 PM  

Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis


I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?
 
2014-01-13 03:53:49 PM  
Any dispensation for "growers", not "showers"? I mean, once I'm Ready for Battle, I'm swinging a two-handed broadsword that would make William Wallace jealous.

Before Prime Time, though, it looks like I've done too many 'roids.

// one chick told me I'm both the largest and smallest she's seen/had (or close to)
// also, anyone (guy or girl) ever been complimented on the look of it? I've complimented more than one woman on the "construction" of her vulva (got one weird look and one push down on the top of my head), and been told I have a "nice-looking" unit
// also been told - by more than one artist - that cocks are gross, even the "nice" ones
 
2014-01-13 03:53:53 PM  

23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?


F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.
 
2014-01-13 03:54:19 PM  
What did you expect?  You think I asked for a 12" pianist?
 
2014-01-13 03:54:27 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.


Let me know when you get that started.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:16 PM  
Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:54 PM  
 
2014-01-13 03:56:22 PM  
sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 03:56:57 PM  

LordBeavis: I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?


I would imagine a too big a Wang would hurt them more than it would a woman.

Or is that how they decide who is top and bottom. Measure them against each other and whoever draws the short straw has to bend over?
 
2014-01-13 03:57:20 PM  

smoky2010: I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.


That's been my experience.

/has to buy Magnums
//but not for length, just barely above average in that department :(
 
2014-01-13 03:58:27 PM  

Dave0422: sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.


If the wine glass were bigger I'd agree.
 
2014-01-13 03:58:42 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


That gives me an idea for a good way to spend a quiet afternoon. Stand in front of the entrance to a Starbucks with an unlit cigarette in your hand and see how many people burst into an apoplectic fit of complaints and coughing as they walk past.
 
2014-01-13 03:59:47 PM  

LordBeavis: I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?


No.
 
2014-01-13 04:00:29 PM  

SquiggsIN: Yeah but he has this list on a copy-pasta somewhere because i've seen it before.


In this thread here, maybe?
 
2014-01-13 04:00:33 PM  

23FPB23: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.

Let me know when you get that started.


After a quick and regrettable googling, f*ckyeahmicropenis is already a tumblr.
 
2014-01-13 04:00:40 PM  

Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup tuna cans of the world.


Fixed
 
2014-01-13 04:01:10 PM  

Nurglitch: OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.

That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.


So......this?
i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-13 04:03:46 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.

Let me know when you get that started.

After a quick and regrettable googling, f*ckyeahmicropenis is already a tumblr.


Well, thanks for saving us the time!

/is there a f*ckyeahf*ckyeah tumblr, or would that divide by zero?
 
2014-01-13 04:06:33 PM  
www.freemontsoffice.com


bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com
 
2014-01-13 04:07:01 PM  

JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.


Yah, makes no sense. Not that most of the "studies" posted around here do.
 
2014-01-13 04:07:27 PM  

OhioUGrad: Nurglitch: OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.

That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.

So......this?
[i265.photobucket.com image 829x512]


Dude! The potato goes in front!
 
2014-01-13 04:07:59 PM  
Looking at the penis is not the important part.
 
2014-01-13 04:08:42 PM  
dnrtfa, but is this another example of 'your tax dollars at work'... and play?
 
2014-01-13 04:09:00 PM  

CleanAndPure: Dave0422: sobriquet by any other name:
Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.

If the wine glass were bigger I'd agree.


RIGHT. I drink a 36 FF of wine every night.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 04:09:14 PM  
Farkettes, EIP.
 
2014-01-13 04:09:18 PM  

One Bad Apple: Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup tuna cans of the world.

Fixed


static.caloriecount.about.com
 
2014-01-13 04:11:51 PM  
Larger is just more attention-grabbing. Because ya know, it's bigger and more noticeable. More there to look at. Simple really.

That doesn't necessarily translate into a preference though.
 
2014-01-13 04:13:26 PM  

zulius: Or pre-op


You say potato...

here to help: Yes but a pastrami sandwich isn't quite as appealing to look at as a fuzzy peach.


Depends whether you're in the mood for sweet or savory.
 
2014-01-13 04:17:47 PM  
BULLshiat! Im hung but ugly and womens dont have much interest in seeing me naked.
 
2014-01-13 04:18:52 PM  
I need to find a way to keep the tip from falling out of my sock.
 
2014-01-13 04:22:12 PM  

Thudfark: Mightier than S word


Are you "S"elling The Penis Mighiters?
 
2014-01-13 04:22:14 PM  

hstein3: CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.

Et tu, Brute?


Et me, boss.
 
2014-01-13 04:22:44 PM  

hitlersbrain: I need to find a way to keep the tip from falling out of my sock.


um...your socks go on your feet.  And that's not your mother dressing you.  That's the janitor.
 
2014-01-13 04:25:04 PM  

Savage Belief: Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.


False. Big tits make lovely pillows.

/gf is GG. They are wonderful.
//and has evidently been spreading false rumors that my penis is huge.
 
2014-01-13 04:26:42 PM  
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2014-01-13 04:26:48 PM  

smoky2010: Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.

I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

\Has neither....:(


I'm pretty sure vaginas stretch more horizontally than they do vertically. Girth is probably preferable.  That stretching usually feels pleasurable. Having your cervix pummeled by an an unusually long penis isn't very fun.
 
2014-01-13 04:26:52 PM  

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


So you're saying you've never asked for WIE on fark?

/No guys I'm not asking and don't send any.
 
2014-01-13 04:31:38 PM  

Savage Belief: Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.


Pretty much, and everyone's differnt on what their preference is.
 
2014-01-13 04:44:58 PM  

oh  .  .  .

*puts hands in pockets, walks away*

 
2014-01-13 04:55:49 PM  

CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.


Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.
 
2014-01-13 04:59:59 PM  

poison_amy: CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.

Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.


This really IS your kind of thread isn't it?
 
2014-01-13 05:11:45 PM  
What is surprising to me is the range I can go through. Acorn to 6", back to acorn.

The size doesn't matter because you can't do anything about it. She doesn't like your size? Tell her she's a little too chubby for you and walk out.
 
2014-01-13 05:13:39 PM  

poison_amy: CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.

Hush ... You'll ruin my reputation.


; check your inbox.

/Curse whoever reported the dupe thread
 
2014-01-13 05:14:54 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Thudfark: Mightier than S word

Are you "S"elling The Penis Mighiters?


Only until I perfect the Anal Bum Cover.
 
2014-01-13 06:00:32 PM  
Like all who post here, I of course have a large one, but there have been more appreciative comments that 1. it didn't twist, turn, bend or otherwise look like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and 2. it gets hard.

I'd thought, y'know, hard is hard, on or off, but it turns out, evidently, that's not always the case with some guys and that does in fact matter from the ladies' perspective.  Evidently real hard is real better, more so than just size.
 
2014-01-13 06:32:20 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.

Not with my one weird trick to male enhancement. Doctors hate me.


Ftw

//Also, if your vehicle fits her garage, that's what matters about size

//of course there's always the 2-car garage option...
 
2014-01-13 06:38:01 PM  

El Pachuco: Like all who post here, I of course have a large one, but there have been more appreciative comments that 1. it didn't twist, turn, bend or otherwise look like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and 2. it gets hard.

I'd thought, y'know, hard is hard, on or off, but it turns out, evidently, that's not always the case with some guys and that does in fact matter from the ladies' perspective.  Evidently real hard is real better, more so than just size.


Every now and then I get one that just won't quite UN-squish. It's maddening.
 
2014-01-13 07:44:46 PM  

JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.


Do a gis of Jan Michael Vincent penis. You may change your thoughts on that
 
2014-01-13 11:03:57 PM  

Rootus: smoky2010: I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

That's been my experience.

/has to buy Magnums
//but not for length, just barely above average in that department :(


Is your last name Lachance, perchance?
 
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