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(Popular Science)   A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises   (popsci.com) divider line 192
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2014-01-13 03:26:29 PM  

calbert: Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now


To be honest, doing a Google search limited to Fark.com with the keyword "penis" isn't going to be of much help.
 
2014-01-13 03:27:25 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 03:27:40 PM  
 
2014-01-13 03:28:00 PM  

poison_amy: EdgeRunner: Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.

I park on the nw corner of lot 2. Be there.


Your profile made me laugh.  Good show.
 
2014-01-13 03:28:12 PM  

Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field


In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.
 
2014-01-13 03:29:23 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.
 
2014-01-13 03:30:00 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dude has a huge tool.


Ill be in my bunk
 
2014-01-13 03:30:07 PM  

H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.


I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.
 
2014-01-13 03:30:24 PM  

H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.


Still means s/he sees way more dong than your average non-urologist.
 
2014-01-13 03:31:22 PM  

smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.


What is the appropriate tip for those people?
 
2014-01-13 03:31:25 PM  
Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.
 
2014-01-13 03:31:56 PM  

reillan: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.


He posts that on every thread.  It's sort of his catechism.
 
2014-01-13 03:32:09 PM  

JoieD'Zen: smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.

What is the appropriate tip for those people?


Sani-wipes
 
2014-01-13 03:33:02 PM  
I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.
 
2014-01-13 03:34:14 PM  
Regarding the headline

bossip.files.wordpress.com

       "Nah, go on!  Really?  Get the f*ck out of here!
 
2014-01-13 03:34:24 PM  

OhioUGrad: I'm guessing it's because she's busy looking around the photograph trying to find his wallet.


That's why I collect business cards. Great wallet-padding.
 
2014-01-13 03:35:26 PM  
Here's looking at you, kid.
 
2014-01-13 03:35:35 PM  
goregirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-13 03:36:32 PM  
Mightier than S word
 
2014-01-13 03:37:02 PM  

letrole: 6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts


but, but.... I really do prefer smaller breasts. huge breasts are disgusting.

I also know size matters some, but not a lot.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Never has your handle been so appropriately tied in with your comment.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:20 PM  

bunner: reillan: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things.  What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.

He posts that on every thread.  It's sort of his catechism.


It's a learned behaviour.
 
2014-01-13 03:37:22 PM  

SquiggsIN: smoky2010: H31N0US: Midrissa: as someone who works in an adult entertainment related field

In this day and age that could mean you are a sysadmin at a colo facility.

I used to know a guy that worked in porn... retail.

He was the swabby that cleaned up the booths in the back room and sold you toys and DVD's.

The jizz mopper?


Yes, he was the spunk monkey.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:00 PM  
Everyone knows that after going through the painstaking process of gaining the fancy of a nice female, then spending enough time to earn her intimate trust, then finding that she's impressed by your size, it's shooting distance and quantity that matters most to her.  And you know what?  All of that is just too much work, and roofies are illegal.  What the hell did we do without internet porn?
 
2014-01-13 03:38:32 PM  

miss diminutive: C) being "Gee I hope he's kept his junk clean and reasonably groomed."


Yeah, I had considered that, but I also figure y'all have enough external clues/flag to have a fair idea its not gonna stink.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:49 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Hey, now, it's widely believed that the perfect breast fits inside a wine glass.

I happen to agree.

/big macs are okay
//spandex isn't
///was just watching full-metal alchemist. damn. got me.
 
2014-01-13 03:38:49 PM  

SquiggsIN: The jizz mopper?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

      "Jizz moppah?  Jizz moppah!"
 
2014-01-13 03:40:01 PM  
The Interesting tag must have given the Obvious tag a blow job to get the label on this post
 
2014-01-13 03:40:13 PM  
i7.photobucket.com
Its truw, its truw
 
2014-01-13 03:40:23 PM  

CleanAndPure: Poison_amy is an outstanding citizen and good role model all women should follow.

Girls... be more like her.


?? why so?
 
2014-01-13 03:42:03 PM  

reillan

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Funniest
2014-01-13 03:29:23 PM
letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

With the exception of #7 and 9, I do all of those things. What are you trying to say, exactly?

/Also, much more pretentious is the man like me who will sit at Starbucks with a laptop pretending to write books.


I'm not sure, but I believe he's saying that you are " A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter"

RIF


/reading is fundamental
 
2014-01-13 03:43:09 PM  
I was expecting one of two other tags.
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 03:44:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Maybe if you could control your dog better, he wouldn't need to be there all the time.
 
2014-01-13 03:44:14 PM  
No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.
 
2014-01-13 03:45:04 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.


Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.
 
2014-01-13 03:45:25 PM  

Prevailing Wind: No variation on girth eh?  No love for the soup cans of the world.


I have heard that girth means more than length, but that is anecdotal.

\Has neither....:(
 
2014-01-13 03:47:56 PM  

MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.


My technique involves tape measures, do I need a new technique? Maybe chloroform and ruffies?
 
2014-01-13 03:49:00 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-01-13 03:49:21 PM  

MrBallou: Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.

Just to point out the obvious: whether absolute size matters or not, there's not one thing a guy can do to change it. Big or little, your time is better spent figuring out how to improve your technique than messing around with measuring tapes.


Not with my one weird trick to male enhancement. Doctors hate me.
 
2014-01-13 03:51:14 PM  
Is the obvious tag hiding in shame?
 
2014-01-13 03:51:20 PM  
There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis
 
2014-01-13 03:51:44 PM  
I wonder more about gay men's preference.  I'm sure they generally like the big ones better, but wouldn't they feel the shame if their partner's wang were twice as big as their own?
 
2014-01-13 03:52:22 PM  
I hope they didn't spend more than $20 for that study.
 
2014-01-13 03:52:24 PM  

Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis


I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?
 
2014-01-13 03:53:49 PM  
Any dispensation for "growers", not "showers"? I mean, once I'm Ready for Battle, I'm swinging a two-handed broadsword that would make William Wallace jealous.

Before Prime Time, though, it looks like I've done too many 'roids.

// one chick told me I'm both the largest and smallest she's seen/had (or close to)
// also, anyone (guy or girl) ever been complimented on the look of it? I've complimented more than one woman on the "construction" of her vulva (got one weird look and one push down on the top of my head), and been told I have a "nice-looking" unit
// also been told - by more than one artist - that cocks are gross, even the "nice" ones
 
2014-01-13 03:53:53 PM  

23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?


F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.
 
2014-01-13 03:54:19 PM  
What did you expect?  You think I asked for a 12" pianist?
 
2014-01-13 03:54:27 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: 23FPB23: Agarista: There is a lovely tmblr called
f*ck yeah huge p*nis

I'll take your word for it.

Is there anything there ISN'T a lovely tumblr for these days?

F*ck yeah tiny penis probably doesn't exist.


Let me know when you get that started.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:16 PM  
Big dicks to women are like big tits to men. Fun to look at, fun to play with, but completely impractical in a real world situation.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:54 PM  
 
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