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(Popular Science)   A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises   (popsci.com) divider line 192
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2014-01-13 02:16:55 PM  
No wonder I can't get a woman to even look my way.
 
2014-01-13 02:23:16 PM  
Apr 8 2013

pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now
 
2014-01-13 02:25:10 PM  
The men or the women?
 
2014-01-13 02:25:35 PM  
Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."
 
2014-01-13 02:27:32 PM  
Wouldn't they take more time with a really small one over an average one too, since it takes a sec. to squint?
 
2014-01-13 02:35:35 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."
 
2014-01-13 02:43:04 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Keep telling yourself that, Tiny.
 
2014-01-13 02:43:28 PM  
Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:38 PM  
Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:44 PM  
Well it might also have something to do that the guy with the big dick is Barbados Slim, while the small dick guy is Danny Devito.
 
2014-01-13 02:44:55 PM  

wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.


Or pre-op
 
2014-01-13 02:45:17 PM  
So, according to the headline, if I don't have a penis I can't look at naked men?

/kicks rocks
 
2014-01-13 02:45:35 PM  
I have a larger penis, in that it is larger than some things. Many things in fact. It's probably larger than more things, than it is smaller than.
 
2014-01-13 02:45:48 PM  

wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.


Uh oh, someone never learned that a pronoun refers to the last relevant noun used.  While not a great sentence, subby is still technically correct in his/her/its usage of "they"

/the best kind of correct!
 
2014-01-13 02:45:51 PM  

James!: Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."


Hey now.  I like my '97 Mazda B2300 just fine, thank you...
 
2014-01-13 02:46:39 PM  
A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
 
2014-01-13 02:47:03 PM  
And, not to worry, it's unlikely to have any real-world applications.

Types the reporter while he has a coffee in one hand and a smoked croc and sliced wallaby sandwich in the other.

/generally, a woman with a larger penis than mine is a real turn off...
 
2014-01-13 02:47:34 PM  
Hello, ladies...
 
2014-01-13 02:48:40 PM  
At least I have a big hip ratio.
 
2014-01-13 02:49:05 PM  

kbronsito: Wouldn't they take more time with a really small one over an average one too, since it takes a sec. to squint?


I read that as "takes a sec to squirt."  Which, while more vulgar, is also more funny.
 
2014-01-13 02:51:08 PM  
Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.
 
2014-01-13 02:51:18 PM  
www.mediacollege.com
 
2014-01-13 02:51:19 PM  
"Do women know about shrinkage?"

/rather pleasant day in FL today
 
2014-01-13 02:51:21 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Does this make you a woman or a dick?
 
2014-01-13 02:52:27 PM  
While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.
 
2014-01-13 02:52:44 PM  

CygnusDarius: Well, I usually spend about 10 minutes looking at my Caesar in the mirror.


Et tu, Brute?
 
2014-01-13 02:53:24 PM  
When did Ric Romero become an Australian biologist?
 
2014-01-13 02:54:22 PM  
Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."


Nice try, Mr. four incher.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:46 PM  
Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?

/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:49 PM  

miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.


Should've signed up for the study then
 
2014-01-13 02:55:18 PM  
Probably a mixture of fear and wonderment.  Fear that it will hurt and wonder if it won't.
 
2014-01-13 02:55:25 PM  
While they are both average size, I find women spend a good deal of time looking at my penises.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:34 PM  
Size doesn't matter.  To be more specific, your size doesn't matter.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:43 PM  

letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


Well at least your keyboard doesn't have the "atheism is a religion" key stuck anymore.
 
2014-01-13 02:56:50 PM  

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.


You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind
 
2014-01-13 02:57:38 PM  
A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW
 
2014-01-13 02:57:48 PM  
Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:00 PM  

Sybarite: While they are both average size, I find women spend a good deal of time looking at my penises.


Not everybody can pull off the Ouroboros.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:26 PM  
Well, it takes longer.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:34 PM  
Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:42 PM  
So that's why they keep staring at me.
 
2014-01-13 02:58:50 PM  
What do they know? Shouldn't they be out dissecting frogs or something?
Mumbley, mumble, mumble...
 
2014-01-13 02:59:31 PM  

James!: The men or the women?


The biologists.
 
2014-01-13 02:59:54 PM  
It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.
 
2014-01-13 03:00:54 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-01-13 03:01:01 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

Nice try, Mr. four incher.


Some women like them that wide.
 
2014-01-13 03:01:08 PM  

Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.


This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.
 
2014-01-13 03:01:52 PM  

quickdraw: You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind


Yes but a pastrami sandwich isn't quite as appealing to look at as a fuzzy peach. Just like women may not necessarily want a ten pound salami ripping up their innards.

We are discussing visuals here.
 
2014-01-13 03:03:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW


fark YOU
 
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