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(Kotaku)   Microsoft wants you to know that the terrifying hallucinations of bloody wounds appearing all over your body is just a part of the Xbox One experience   (kotaku.com) divider line 25
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2014-01-13 01:51:24 PM
Unfortunately real life isn't one long string of QTEs.
 
2014-01-13 01:51:46 PM
So real you'll taste the teabag.
 
2014-01-13 02:00:26 PM
Finally, something I can blame my cutting on.
 
2014-01-13 02:05:48 PM

Saners: Unfortunately real life isn't one long string of QTEs.


It took me 5 minutes to reply to this post because I kept hitting the circle button instead of L1+L2.
 
2014-01-13 02:19:53 PM
So if you die in the XBone, do you die in real life? If so, nice knowing you Dark Souls fans.

/Should have taken the blue PS4
 
2014-01-13 02:21:58 PM

soporific: Saners: Unfortunately real life isn't one long string of QTEs.

It took me 5 minutes to reply to this post because I kept hitting the circle button instead of L1+L2.


I hit square and to dodge a boulder.
 
2014-01-13 02:41:20 PM
So bathsalts are the new MS marketing strategy to get people to actually use their Kinect? Can't wait for the Walking dead promo.
 
2014-01-13 03:06:31 PM
Meh, not as interesting as the recent Sony ads.

Not nearly as batsh*t insane as the early PS3 ads either thankfully.
 
2014-01-13 03:07:45 PM

Oysterman: So if you die in the XBone, do you die in real life? If so, nice knowing you Dark Souls fans.

/Should have taken the blue PS4


no but if you murder someone in front of the kinect it adds to your overall kdr

/so you got that going for you, which is nice
 
2014-01-13 03:19:25 PM
pbfcomics.com
 
2014-01-13 03:32:10 PM
"The all in one xBox One"?
Oh lawdy that's a terrible slogan.
 
2014-01-13 03:33:07 PM

MayoSlather: Finally, something I can blame my cutting on.


Uh, are you okay?
 
2014-01-13 03:55:19 PM
Meh -- call me when the release the Dueling Machine.
 
2014-01-13 04:17:12 PM
On the other hand, the PS4 commercials always make me smile...
http://youtu.be/VK03aVJekGg
 
2014-01-13 04:25:24 PM

Nuclear Monk: On the other hand, the PS4 commercials always make me smile...
http://youtu.be/VK03aVJekGg


My fiance sings that every time it comes on.

Playstation has always had the best commercials. "To Michael!" is one of my favorites.
 
2014-01-13 04:31:35 PM

Nuclear Monk: On the other hand, the PS4 commercials always make me smile...
http://youtu.be/VK03aVJekGg


"professional driver on a closed course.  Do not attempt" at the bottom of the screen during the scene with cars crashing into each other.  I mean, really?

/ It's ok for amateurs to hit people with swords and axes though, right?
 
2014-01-13 04:34:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: Playstation has always had the best commercials


It's like cheese you can listen to outside!
 
2014-01-13 04:53:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: Nuclear Monk: On the other hand, the PS4 commercials always make me smile...
http://youtu.be/VK03aVJekGg

My fiance sings that every time it comes on.

Playstation has always had the best commercials. "To Michael!" is one of my favorites.


I would not say "always". Those damn squirrel commercials were annoying as hell.
 
2014-01-13 06:37:47 PM
Paranormal Activity 4.5.
 
2014-01-13 07:28:25 PM
Videodrome.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-01-13 08:13:40 PM
Down with Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh!
 
2014-01-13 08:14:31 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Videodrome.

/dnrtfa


Down with reading the thread! Long live the redundant posts!

/sorry
 
2014-01-13 08:46:54 PM

serial_crusher: scottydoesntknow: Playstation has always had the best commercials

It's like cheese you can listen to outside!


"Hey there plumber boy!"

"Sir aren't these tests kind of easy?"
"Suicide mission."
 
2014-01-14 08:33:03 AM

Nuclear Monk: On the other hand, the PS4 commercials always make me smile...
http://youtu.be/VK03aVJekGg


Advertising at its best. Clicked to watch video, guess what the ad before said video was? ? Double dosage!
 
2014-01-14 10:34:28 AM

lake_huron: Zul the Magnificent: Videodrome./dnrtfaDown with reading the thread! Long live the redundant posts!/sorry


 No prob!
 
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