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2014-01-13 01:49:19 PM
beniceartfriends.com
 
2014-01-13 02:15:58 PM
That bastard!
 
2014-01-13 02:17:04 PM
wow.
 
2014-01-13 02:18:24 PM
Wait, so the guy had a chance to distance himself from Conan O'Brian and he blew it intentionally?

/Not really, but it's so easy to take that shot, couldn't resist
 
2014-01-13 02:18:32 PM
imageshack.com
 
2014-01-13 02:18:37 PM
"illegitimate?" We're still using that word? Seems like sperm shaming.
 
2014-01-13 02:18:54 PM
So Conan slipped a co-worker the old shillelagh.
 
2014-01-13 02:19:33 PM
It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to become famous by association. If his story is true; he'd be in his early twenties, if not his late teens; he looks more like thirty.
 
2014-01-13 02:19:36 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: So Conan slipped a co-worker the old shillelagh.


And then had her fired.
 
2014-01-13 02:21:03 PM
Whether that is the seed of his ole stubby shillelagh or not he should totally hire him for some 2 conans gags.
 
2014-01-13 02:21:16 PM
If this sort of thing is going to be true for any of the late-night hosts, it's going to be Letterman.
 
2014-01-13 02:21:37 PM
His voice is way too low.  There's no way that's Conan's son.  Plus, that guy's about 30.  Conan was in LA working on the Simpsons 30 years ago...when it was funny.
 
2014-01-13 02:22:03 PM
I suspect this is a gag being perpetuated by none other than O'Brien himself!
 
2014-01-13 02:22:10 PM
BS
 
2014-01-13 02:23:09 PM
TBS doesn't pay as well as NBC, sorry kid.
 
2014-01-13 02:23:45 PM

Cletus C.: "illegitimate?" We're still using that word? Seems like sperm shaming.


Well if it was legitimate, he wouldn't be here!
 
2014-01-13 02:24:14 PM

Nana's Vibrator: His voice is way too low.  There's no way that's Conan's son.  Plus, that guy's about 30.  Conan was in LA working on the Simpsons 30 years ago...when it was funny.


It was funny before it existed? Seems unlikely, but Superintendent Chalmers might be willing to listen to your argument.
 
2014-01-13 02:24:38 PM
Like Conan was the only Irish guy in New York at the time...
 
2014-01-13 02:26:10 PM

iheartscotch: It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to become famous by association. If his story is true; he'd be in his early twenties, if not his late teens; he looks more like thirty.


According to the shortest google research project I've ever bothered with - he graduated high school in 2011
 
2014-01-13 02:26:34 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I suspect this is a gag being perpetuated by none other than O'Brien himself!


At the end of his Tonight Show tenure he did a bit where all the crew's children came out on stage for a photo op and they all looked like him, so it probably is a joke.
 
2014-01-13 02:29:15 PM

rarerborealis.com

 
2014-01-13 02:33:23 PM

exick: Nana's Vibrator: His voice is way too low.  There's no way that's Conan's son.  Plus, that guy's about 30.  Conan was in LA working on the Simpsons 30 years ago...when it was funny.

It was funny before it existed? Seems unlikely, but Superintendent Chalmers might be willing to listen to your argument.


I was rounding to the nearest 30.  And it's Supernintendo Chalmers, sir.  Thanks for proving my point!
 
2014-01-13 02:33:31 PM
will be interesting to see how far this Conan-son bit makes it into the mass media...
 
2014-01-13 02:34:16 PM
I don't think a passing resemblance establishes familial ties.
 
2014-01-13 02:35:27 PM

Nana's Vibrator: His voice is way too low.  There's no way that's Conan's son.  Plus, that guy's about 30.  Conan was in LA working on the Simpsons 30 years ago...when it was funny.


I would think that being a writer for The Simpsons twenty years ago would entitle you to at least a small groupie pool.
 
2014-01-13 02:35:40 PM

Bowen: iheartscotch: It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to become famous by association. If his story is true; he'd be in his early twenties, if not his late teens; he looks more like thirty.

According to the shortest google research project I've ever bothered with - he graduated high school in 2011


So he was born around 93...just about the time Pimpbot 5000 was renting out hoes to Conan nightly. Oh yeah, this guy's mom "worked at 30 Rock" alright.
 
2014-01-13 02:35:42 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Conan was in LA working on the Simpsons 30 years ago...when it was funny.


Conan was with the Simpsons in 92-93. 91 he was still with SNL.

If the 'son' has a late September birthday, it is plausible that Conan had some sexy shenanigans at the Christmas party.

twistedmetal: [rarerborealis.com image 400x267]


Awesome. Needs more Zoidberg.
 
2014-01-13 02:36:07 PM
I'm almost certain I've seen this guy somewhere before, like they already used in him a bit years ago.
 
2014-01-13 02:48:34 PM
If it is his kid, he apparently had sex with someone that looks just like him.
 
2014-01-13 02:51:17 PM
It smells like a Kimmelesque troll, but......damn.  the resemblance is to say the least, pretty damn remarkable.
 
2014-01-13 02:54:54 PM
He's got a great barbarian name all lined up, though.  "I am Greg, son of Conan."
 
2014-01-13 02:59:42 PM
you gotta admit, he does look a whole hell of a lot like conan...
 
2014-01-13 03:02:54 PM
The mother unavailable for comment
i974.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-13 03:04:45 PM
If anyone is Conan O'Brien's "secret" offspring, it's Calum Worthy of Disney Channel's "Austin & Ally."
 
2014-01-13 03:08:54 PM
That guy is in his late 20's to early 30's and Conan is 50 so unless Conan was tapping producer mom "At 30 Rock" in his late teens or very early 20's it's kind of a stretch. Obviously it's a stunt the only question is if it's the guy's idea or Conan is directing it.
 
2014-01-13 03:12:50 PM

StrikitRich: Contrabulous Flabtraption: I suspect this is a gag being perpetuated by none other than O'Brien himself!

At the end of his Tonight Show tenure he did a bit where all the crew's children came out on stage for a photo op and they all looked like him, so it probably is a joke.


This is the most likely theory I've seen today.  But the one with the alien nematodes from the 8th dimension was funnier.
 
2014-01-13 03:25:04 PM

Crewmannumber6: The mother unavailable for comment
[i974.photobucket.com image 803x1024]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-13 03:36:22 PM
Conan's pulling one over on us.

So to speak.
 
2014-01-13 04:08:02 PM
Other potential paternity suits:
thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com
i500.listal.com
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-13 04:23:21 PM

Osomatic: He's got a great barbarian name all lined up, though.  "I am Greg, son of Conan."


When asked what was best in life, he reportedly uttered, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
 
2014-01-13 04:36:07 PM

you are a puppet: Bowen: iheartscotch: It wouldn't be the first time someone tried to become famous by association. If his story is true; he'd be in his early twenties, if not his late teens; he looks more like thirty.

According to the shortest google research project I've ever bothered with - he graduated high school in 2011

So he was born around 93...just about the time Pimpbot 5000 was renting out hoes to Conan nightly. Oh yeah, this guy's mom "worked at 30 Rock" alright.


I keep my circuits free of glitches and my stable full of b1+(hes
 
2014-01-13 04:52:33 PM
Today on "Things I don't believe!"

The guy is probably just an attention whore looking for cash.
 
2014-01-13 04:59:21 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Today on "Things I don't believe!"

The guy is probably just an attention whore looking for cash.


Or he's a guy who happens to look like Conan, and thought it would be a funny bit...
 
2014-01-13 05:07:10 PM
The voice is all wrong.  If you aren't sure if two males are related listen to how they answer the phone.  Dead giveaway.

/Dead giveaway
 
2014-01-13 05:10:04 PM
At first I enjoyed this guy's little joke video and I was like

www.gossipcop.com

Then I saw how many people were treating it as a serious claim of paternity and I was all

drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-13 05:13:18 PM

semiotix: At first I enjoyed this guy's little joke video and I was like

[www.gossipcop.com image 300x230]

Then I saw how many people were treating it as a serious claim of paternity and I was all

[drlillianglassbodylanguageblog.files.wordpress.com image 356x272]


Those people must not have seen the crayon drawing at the end.
 
2014-01-13 05:22:29 PM
Maybe the boy was conceived during Conan's stint in prison...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD2FFHeN4MU
 
2014-01-13 05:39:16 PM

jennyz: The Irresponsible Captain: Today on "Things I don't believe!"

The guy is probably just an attention whore looking for cash.

Or he's a guy who happens to look like Conan, and thought it would be a funny bit...


Crap, I was supposed to read (view?) TFA?

There I go being irresponsible again.
 
2014-01-13 06:02:29 PM
So are paisley ties OK again? I still have some from the 80's, some with matching suspenders/braces.
 
2014-01-13 06:11:00 PM

caddisfly: So are paisley ties OK again? I still have some from the 80's, some with matching suspenders/braces.


Pocket squares are ok, but not suspenders.
 
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