A Terrible Human: Hector Remarkable: A Terrible Human: Hector Remarkable: I honestly wish I hadn't learned about doubledickdude.Why?Dear God, really? Because...it's haunting. Like Chyna's penis, something the Internet has somehow burned into the synapses of my mind's eye, and there is simply no eye-bleach that exists for it.Eh it's just two dicks on one dude. Nothing that bad about it.
likefunbutnot: Not-really CSB: I also had a pilonidal cyst. I was utterly unaware of it until I was 20, when I fell on an icy sidewalk and it ruptured. They're really miserable and gross.When I finally got it surgically removed, I was left with four extra inches of ass crack as a result of how large and deep the cyst was. Since then, I've had people in various workplaces complain that I was wearing "inappropriate" clothing and been forced to prove that the area people are complaining about is a scar on three different occasions.Anyway, pilonidal cysts COMPLETELY SUCK but given the choice I'd rather have no ass crack at all than what I've got.
r1niceboy: I bet he still leaves skidmarks on his tidy whiteys
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