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2014-01-13 02:34:03 PM  
2 votes:
i299.photobucket.com
2014-01-13 02:06:20 PM  
2 votes:
What a pilonidal cyst looks like.
i.imgur.com
2014-01-13 01:51:51 PM  
2 votes:
I honestly wish I hadn't learned about doubledickdude.
2014-01-13 04:13:14 PM  
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Hector Remarkable: A Terrible Human: Hector Remarkable: I honestly wish I hadn't learned about doubledickdude.

Why?

Dear God, really? Because...it's haunting. Like Chyna's penis, something the Internet has somehow burned into the synapses of my mind's eye, and there is simply no eye-bleach that exists for it.

Eh it's just two dicks on one dude. Nothing that bad about it.

i.imgur.com
2014-01-13 03:44:06 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiat you guys are on fire with the csbs in this thread.

Give me a few minutes to barf my brains out and then inspect my ass for the afternoon
2014-01-13 03:37:06 PM  
1 votes:
My butt is broke... has a crack in it.
2014-01-13 02:29:39 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about these ass cysts, but I get sebaceous cysts on my scalp from time to time. Not as big
as some of the ones I've seen being excised on YouTube though. The biggest one was probably the
size of a marble. They grow for about a year and eventually rupture on their own.

The first time one ruptured though, I was in church. You know that feeling when the skin on the back of
your neck starts to crawl? It was like that but on my head. I reach up and there's this wet, grainy stuff
coming out of my head. It was very unattractive.

So I head into the bathroom and tried to speed things along by squeezing it like a pimple. The damn
thing erupted and shot a geyser of...stuff...all over the bathroom mirror. It was like very liquidy, grainy
cottage cheese. Ick.

/ enjoy your lunch, farkers
2014-01-13 02:19:51 PM  
1 votes:

likefunbutnot: Not-really CSB: I also had a pilonidal cyst. I was utterly unaware of it until I was 20, when I fell on an icy sidewalk and it ruptured. They're really miserable and gross.

When I finally got it surgically removed, I was left with four extra inches of ass crack as a result of how large and deep the cyst was. Since then, I've had people in various workplaces complain that I was wearing "inappropriate" clothing and been forced to prove that the area people are complaining about is a scar on three different occasions.

Anyway, pilonidal cysts COMPLETELY SUCK but given the choice I'd rather have no ass crack at all than what I've got.


CSB time.  I got to help my brother-in-law change the dressings on his.  He had several cysts, it turned out, so the surgical wound was quite deep (maybe 2.5 to 3 inches) and had to be repacked with gauze daily.  He came to live with my wife and me for a couple weeks while this was going on.

Sounds like fun, right? That's not the half of it.  His other sister, who is an RN, changed the dressings for the first couple days.  Apparently she wasn't aware that there was a roll of gauze in the wound in addition to the gauze on the outside.  So by the time I got to change the first dressing, the "inside" gauze hadn't been changed for a few days and was beginning to stink to high heaven (and of course there was huge risk of infection).  I can still remember that smell. Anyway, not only that but the wound was beginning to heal around the gauze so it wasn't just going to come out on its own.  I had him soak in the tub for a while and then we removed it with tweezers.  Blechhhhh what a smell and it was the color of pea soup.  Of course the wound started bleeding profusely (probably helped him avoid infection though) and our bathtub and tile looked like we slaughtered a pig in there.  We couldn't stop the bleeding so we took him to urgent care.  Eventually they transported him to an ER to get re-cauterized.

/CSB

//I vividly remember two things from that night.  The smell, and the blood.  Blood, everywhere, and the smell of death.

///he's fine now.
2014-01-13 02:13:10 PM  
1 votes:

r1niceboy: I bet he still leaves skidmarks on his tidy whiteys

collar.
2014-01-13 01:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Missed the picture...

i.ytimg.com
2014-01-13 01:58:03 PM  
1 votes:
One buttock? Not three?
2014-01-13 01:55:03 PM  
1 votes:
That's what he gets for not learning long division.
2014-01-13 01:47:17 PM  
1 votes:
I bet he still leaves skidmarks on his tidy whiteys.
 
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