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(Deadspin)   I absolve you of your sins, unless the 49ers win, in which case you're all going to hell   (deadspin.com) divider line 11
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2014-01-13 01:22:33 PM
Glad to see he takes his faith practice so seriously. He just worships at the altar of red and gold.


/I pondered becoming a pastor for a while, and realized I was thankful I lived on the east coast to my congregation wouldn't duck out of the service every time the local team played an early game.
 
2014-01-13 01:25:13 PM
Buffet-style communion?

Free wine!!!
 
2014-01-13 01:40:53 PM
Guy sounds like Penn Jillette.
 
2014-01-13 01:47:18 PM

INeedAName: Glad to see he takes his faith practice so seriously. He just worships at the altar of red and gold.



Sounds like a typical hypocritical bandwagonning Kaeperdouche loving SFO fan.  It's fitting, since he'd never score in Seattle, either.
 
2014-01-13 02:45:34 PM
That was funny
 
2014-01-13 02:47:29 PM
So as a non-religious person, I found the guy kinda funny.  But the basis of his jokes are "catching the first half of the 49er game is more important than coming to church" and "this wine/bread is up here for refreshments."    I mean, I also find religion to be a joke, I just find it weird to hear it from a priest.
 
2014-01-13 04:34:38 PM

wxboy: Guy sounds like Penn Jillette.


Ok so that was my immediate reaction as well.  I thought it was some sort of weird intro for Penn's Sunday School.  Which if you don't know, then now you know.
 
2014-01-13 05:49:55 PM
I guess the headline has me puzzled.

The pastor was a 49ers fan... wouldn't he be more likely to send people to damnation if they lost?
 
2014-01-13 10:19:28 PM
Reminded me if Walter. "Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the Eucharist?!"
 
2014-01-14 04:01:58 PM

lennavan: So as a non-religious person, I found the guy kinda funny.  But the basis of his jokes are "catching the first half of the 49er game is more important than coming to church" and "this wine/bread is up here for refreshments."    I mean, I also find religion to be a joke, I just find it weird to hear it from a priest.


This guy isn't catholic they take communion hyper-seriously since they believe the ceremony physically transforms the wine into the blood of christ. Transfetteration or something like that is what they call it. It's a big deal to them.
 
2014-01-14 04:37:17 PM

lennavan: So as a non-religious person, I found the guy kinda funny.  But the basis of his jokes are "catching the first half of the 49er game is more important than coming to church" and "this wine/bread is up here for refreshments."    I mean, I also find religion to be a joke, I just find it weird to hear it from a priest.


It's reasonable to think it's weird if you're not familiar with Lutheran's. Lutheran's are a pretty good bunch.
 
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