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(Mirror.co.uk)   If there's a lesson to be learned from having sex in a tree, it's that you can snap your twig if you fall during the act   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-01-13 01:48:45 PM  
Their story was featured in Sex Sent Me To The E.R. which showed on cable channel TLC.

Thus eliminating any lingering pretense that the channel had anything remotely to do with learning.
 
2014-01-13 01:58:42 PM  
This gives a whole new meaning to "erectile dysfunction"......
 
2014-01-13 01:59:52 PM  
Tuck and roll, man. Tuck and roll.
 
2014-01-13 02:00:38 PM  
The bizarre series also featured ... the woman who was taken to A&E suffering from a three-hour orgasm

Geez...they didn't even take her to the right network
 
2014-01-13 02:02:54 PM  
Schmendrick.
 
2014-01-13 02:06:06 PM  
Third date sex is supposed to be normal sex.  A BJ in the car is as 'out there' as you want.

Not climbing a tree.

/tl;dr don't stick your dick in crazy
 
2014-01-13 02:06:34 PM  
99 out of 100 Farkers could never possibly suffer this injury.
 
2014-01-13 02:08:51 PM  
the dude in the pic looks like he is wearing a dress
 
2014-01-13 02:09:02 PM  
He will now be known as Erik The Bent.
 
2014-01-13 02:11:35 PM  
www.primerisk.tv
 
2014-01-13 02:12:33 PM  
You can break your dick having sex in a bed too.
 
2014-01-13 02:13:29 PM  
Maybe he was getting a little too rough trying to use her knothole..
 
2014-01-13 02:17:56 PM  
Fractured penis can only really happen if the guy is erect, so it mostly happens through some kind of sex, often vigorous sex with unfamiliar partners. Or in this case falling out of a tree you climbed up to have sex in. but the guy has to be aroused.

Just saying. If your partner comes home with a case of fractured penis something might be going on there. If he tells you it happened playing basketball you've got to ask yourself--why was he hard?
 
2014-01-13 02:18:58 PM  

Fafai: Fractured penis can only really happen if the guy is erect, so it mostly happens through some kind of sex, often vigorous sex with unfamiliar partners. Or in this case falling out of a tree you climbed up to have sex in. but the guy has to be aroused.

Just saying. If your partner comes home with a case of fractured penis something might be going on there. If he tells you it happened playing basketball you've got to ask yourself--why was he hard?


Man to man defense.
 
2014-01-13 02:19:55 PM  

blatz514: Fafai: Fractured penis can only really happen if the guy is erect, so it mostly happens through some kind of sex, often vigorous sex with unfamiliar partners. Or in this case falling out of a tree you climbed up to have sex in. but the guy has to be aroused.

Just saying. If your partner comes home with a case of fractured penis something might be going on there. If he tells you it happened playing basketball you've got to ask yourself--why was he hard?

Sweet, sweet man to man defense.


FTFY
 
2014-01-13 02:20:56 PM  

Fafai: Fractured penis can only really happen if the guy is erect, so it mostly happens through some kind of sex, often vigorous sex with unfamiliar partners. Or in this case falling out of a tree you climbed up to have sex in. but the guy has to be aroused.

Just saying. If your partner comes home with a case of fractured penis something might be going on there. If he tells you it happened playing basketball you've got to ask yourself--why was he hard?


Thinking about Rodman in a dress?
 
2014-01-13 02:22:38 PM  
Huh.

It would appear that playing around with other men gets them hard. Or we've been asked this before.
 
2014-01-13 02:29:06 PM  
Erik and Salina sittin' in a tree

F-A-R-C-K-I-N-G...
 
2014-01-13 02:33:06 PM  
Subby and his Mother sitting in a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
First Comes Love...
Then Comes Marriage...
Then Comes Subb... CRACK!!

Holy fark, I've Borken my Twig!!!
 
2014-01-13 02:36:19 PM  

ReverendJynxed: It would appear that playing around with other men gets them hard.


Even if it really was just basketball, it's good to know if your guy gets aroused by it. Honesty and openness about sexual inclinations are key to a good relationship.
 
2014-01-13 02:46:59 PM  

the_foo: The bizarre series also featured ... the woman who was taken to A&E suffering from a three-hour orgasm

Geez...they didn't even take her to the right network


Just sit right back and you'll hear of tail
Tail, and a fateful slip
That started in this mighty oak
When 'e lifted up her slip

The mate was a mighty climbing man,
His lassie brave and sure
The two of them climbed up that day,
For a three hour OR (gasm)
 
2014-01-13 02:55:25 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2014-01-13 04:08:35 PM  
Well listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
poor mountaineer who....
fell out a tree doin' the wild thing...
Broke it in 3 places...
 
2014-01-13 04:08:45 PM  
"I was concerned about his well-being too but every woman wants to make sure a guy's functionable.".

Good to know where her mind was at while he was hemorrhaging!!!!
 
2014-01-13 04:09:46 PM  
Snap, crackle, pop. It's not just for breakfast cereal anymore.
 
2014-01-13 04:28:39 PM  
who climbs a damn tree to have sex? we arent no damn dirty apes!
 
2014-01-13 05:53:00 PM  

legion_of_doo: who climbs a damn tree to have sex? we arent no damn dirty apes!


Well George had the help of an ape named Ape, if that's what you mean.

Poor Ursula.

/watch out for that tree!
 
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