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(Some Guy)   Teen sex questions - kid's say the darndest things!   ( teenhealthfx.com) divider line
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33409 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2001 at 11:45 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2001-12-06 11:47:45 AM  
"mommy...why can't I get it up?"

cheers
 
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2001-12-06 11:48:45 AM  
I figured this would have been about Drew and Jeff getting tanked and then sexually harassing a buncha kids on a school trip. Oh well. Maybe next article.
 
2001-12-06 11:49:25 AM  
I scored a 78 on the test. What'd you guys get?
 
2001-12-06 11:51:22 AM  
I failed, like always :(
 
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2001-12-06 11:52:35 AM  
i was hoping it was Cosby-related
 
2001-12-06 11:52:53 AM  
I'm 16. I'm wondering if not wearing any underwear will affect the size of my penis?

Interesting..I hadn't realized that brain size=penis size was an indicator.
 
2001-12-06 11:52:59 AM  
what ever happend to parents educating their children on sexual issues...my boys have been told they can come to me for any questions that they might have...I am very open minded when it comes to any sexual related issue with my children as I think it is a load off their minds if they can get their answers from home.
 
2001-12-06 11:54:53 AM  
This is from "Was I Molested?":

"Also-when I was little, I started tugging neurotically on my right labia."

OUCH!!!
 
2001-12-06 11:55:43 AM  
I see that Fb- posts to this website. :)
 
2001-12-06 11:56:24 AM  
Teacher, why does my pee-pee hurt when I stick it in the cat"
 
2001-12-06 11:56:42 AM  
In answer to the "not wearing underwear/penis size" question, I had to smile since I too, don't wear underwear. No problems except sometimes my penis gets pinched between my knees when I walk. Other than that....
 
2001-12-06 11:58:19 AM  
These are farking hilarious!!!
 
2001-12-06 12:01:09 PM  
HAHAHA....coke makes breasts smaller......well according to rumors.....
 
2001-12-06 12:01:13 PM  
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Anal Warts Girl
Mr. Itchy Crack
Hair On My Nipples
Big Anal Wart Guy
Sex With A Tree
Bumps That Smell Like Fungus


there Were too many in the
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column to tabulate.
 
2001-12-06 12:03:18 PM  
and quite a few "sorry about the size of your [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]" too.
 
2001-12-06 12:03:34 PM  
Bigpeeler from all the reports I've gotten, not that I've been seeking them they just kinda float my way, it seems your knees are unusually close to your waist. Maybe you should seek medical attention.
 
2001-12-06 12:03:47 PM  
I know I'm not ready for sex, but I keep getting these strong feelings to lose my virginity. It's like if I don't have sex soon, I will go crazy and I'm only 13. What should I do?


Oh, boy. So much for sleeping at night with my 14 year old sister in the next room.
 
2001-12-06 12:06:07 PM  
whoooooo dogies....there goes my productivity for the rest of the day. These kids crack me up....
 
2001-12-06 12:06:39 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Amandy420!

hohoho... oh man...

man...
 
tox
2001-12-06 12:06:43 PM  
Who could overlook such timeless classics as 'Raped by my father' and 'Raped at college last fall'. What a hoot.
 
2001-12-06 12:07:39 PM  
Amandy420 - you too?
 
2001-12-06 12:07:48 PM  
"Oh, why does it hurt when I pee...Oh, woe is me..."
 
2001-12-06 12:08:47 PM  
a trove of treasures, large and small. I particularly like the kid who thinks his massive 6.5 inches is going to crack some girl's cervix or something.
 
2001-12-06 12:08:56 PM  
Im sorry KramitTheFrog, I missed what you said. I was busy screwing my woman in the bedroom(yeah baby!!), and I'm in the living room!! HOO-ya!.
 
2001-12-06 12:09:03 PM  
My girlfriend has a problem giving me head. She starts to gag and then we both get sick. We end up sitting there and breathing hard trying to feel better.

Jesus christ.
 
2001-12-06 12:11:18 PM  
Response to "Guys Want Me For the Wrong Reasons":

"Then you'd better change your expectations."
 
2001-12-06 12:11:41 PM  
That was both painful and funny to read...my current favorite is "White Cream Substance on My Underwear"...that is just classic (too bad the actual question is in reference to a girl...that's just gross)
 
2001-12-06 12:12:03 PM  
Vagina Smelly - How To Clean?
 
2001-12-06 12:12:16 PM  
Wow...now I have seen everything on the internet.

"you have reached the end"
 
2001-12-06 12:12:27 PM  
Unless, of course, it's a guy stating that other guys want him for the wrong reasons, I suppose.
 
2001-12-06 12:14:24 PM  
I think that you are ignoring me because I am a black woman. How about my anal warts they won't go away. Please Help!

Signed: Anal Warts Girl


There is no situation, that a race card can't be used.

arghh double negative.
 
2001-12-06 12:14:39 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I think that you are ignoring me because I am a black woman. How about my anal warts they won't go away. Please Help!

Signed: Anal Warts Girl


gold pure comedy gold I tell ya...
 
2001-12-06 12:16:08 PM  
TEEN SEX, ALWAYS GOOD
 
2001-12-06 12:18:27 PM  
"Also, if you use your tongue, cover the area with a dental dam or some kitchen plastic wrap or you run the risk of a stomach infection or a sexually transmitted disease (STD)."

Rimjobs oh dear God NOOOOOOOOO
 
2001-12-06 12:18:45 PM  
dear anal warts girl:
We have not responded because anal warts are freaky
 
2001-12-06 12:19:52 PM  
"Redness on penis after masturbation"

Hmmmmmmm....no, sir, I don't like it.
 
2001-12-06 12:23:43 PM  
If I was laughing any harder I think that I would fall over..

"Can you masturbate in order to feel the sensation of an orgasm?"

HA HA HA!!
 
2001-12-06 12:24:11 PM  
Here's one I should try sometime:

"My boyfriend told me about a study that women who ingest semen have a lower risk of breast cancer."

Response:
"Your boyfriend gets an A+ for creativity and an F for factual research."
 
2001-12-06 12:24:50 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I am 14 and my penis is 6 inches, is that small?

Signed: 14 And Penis 6 Inches.


Yeah kid, yer a freak...get help.
 
2001-12-06 12:25:13 PM  
Bass555: ROFL nice r&s ref, very nice

-Rabb
 
2001-12-06 12:25:19 PM  
Question #37: My cousin just got out of prison. He apparently learned how to cook while he was in there, because he keeps wanting to teach me how to toss a salad. Should I?
 
2001-12-06 12:25:56 PM  
Shiat, this is too good:

Asian - Will My Penis Grow?
 
2001-12-06 12:26:10 PM  
TeenHealthFX generally does not give advice on how to perform specific sexual acts. TeenHealthFX does try to answer your sexual questions in an open, honest and factual way.
So who will help all these young girls who want to learn to perform oral sex? And where were these girls when I was a teenager?
 
2001-12-06 12:26:13 PM  
I could never log anything with a name like "Mr. Sexual Problem Guy"
 
2001-12-06 12:26:23 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I am 6 and my penis is 14 inches, is that small?

Signed: 6 And 14 Inches.
 
2001-12-06 12:26:49 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I am 16 years old, my penis when erect is 15 cm. - is this too big too small? Please help.

Signed: 15 cm. Penis


yeah, 15cms sounds waaaaay better than 6inches.
 
2001-12-06 12:26:54 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?

Signed: Sex With A Tree


so wrong... so, so wrong...
 
2001-12-06 12:26:56 PM  
comment bot, the girls will be taught about oral sex next semester in health class....
but only if they wear A&F T shirts
 
2001-12-06 12:29:47 PM  
good lord this is funny shiat, very surprised Fb- isn't commenting more though

-Rabb
 
2001-12-06 12:31:14 PM  
Dear TeenHealthFX,

My boyfriend wants to try anal because it is to be more pleasurable for both the girl and guy; yet a girl gets off by her clitoris, and so how is it more pleasurable...?

Signed: Anal Better For Girl & Guy?


NO NO NO, anal sex is better because its more degrading for women.
 
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