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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Sexy and you know it- Great Grandma celebrating her 100th birthday with a male stripper ended up with whipped cream on her face to the sound of LMFAO   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 11
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2014-01-13 11:41:18 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: ""She's in great health for her age - the doctor says she has the heart and lungs of a 30-year-old," added Barry, 58."

Does the 30-year-old know she's got 'em?
2014-01-13 11:41:09 AM
2 votes:

ChipNASA: GGGMILF.

/Me personally?....no not really, but I'm sure someone here will fess up.


/Missed a "g"....ftfy.
2014-01-13 12:15:31 PM
1 votes:
Apple sexbots will cost twice the price of Android sexbots and only come in one model "Rosie O'Donnell".

They will brag youre less likely to get an STD from iRosie because fewer people will stick their dick in her.


There will also be a win sexbot but they will all come with both a penis and a vagina and claim this is what people want as it is more flexible.
2014-01-13 12:08:50 PM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: We should all be that lively on our 100th birthday.

/By the time I turn 100, all the strippers will be androids.
//Insert Android/iOS joke here.


Obviously.

Although Apple will try to patent rounded breasts.
2014-01-13 11:53:49 AM
1 votes:

Mangoose: I am trying to think of an old slut joke but can't.


Old slut walks into a topless bar and the bartender asks "why the long tits?"
2014-01-13 11:52:37 AM
1 votes:

AbiNormal: dittybopper: Mangoose: I am trying to think of an old slut joke but can't.

You could compare her to the Grand Canyon, which is just as old, and still a good crack.

Her pussy smells like the great depression?


Go on....
2014-01-13 11:50:43 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Mangoose: I am trying to think of an old slut joke but can't.

You could compare her to the Grand Canyon, which is just as old, and still a good crack.


Her pussy smells like the great depression?
2014-01-13 11:48:55 AM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: That's not whipped cream!


No, it's a pearl necklace.
2014-01-13 11:46:09 AM
1 votes:
awesomegifs.com
2014-01-13 11:40:15 AM
1 votes:
GGMILF.

/Me personally?....no not really, but I'm sure someone here will fess up.
2014-01-13 11:27:33 AM
1 votes:
I'd say should could extend her longevity by stealing his life essence but strippers have no souls.
 
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