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2014-01-13 10:53:53 AM

i369.photobucket.com

 
2014-01-13 10:54:27 AM
www.gaming-age.com

"Just a little airborne. It's still good, it's still good!"
 
2014-01-13 10:58:58 AM
Article with only four lines and they still managed to use "has" instead of "was" in the first line. Plenty of derp in the comments as well.

Rural NY sounds like a special place.
 
2014-01-13 11:00:59 AM
Catherine the Great unimpressed.
 
2014-01-13 11:12:59 AM
She forgot to use the porking brake.

/nothin
 
2014-01-13 11:13:46 AM
I think not...

simpsonsscreenshots.com
 
2014-01-13 11:14:00 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 11:14:15 AM
 
2014-01-13 11:17:19 AM
Oinkin' from the boinkin' -Buckman
 
2014-01-13 11:18:28 AM
A little music for today's theme...

images.artistdirect.com

Be excellent to one another.
 
2014-01-13 11:20:05 AM
You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em... and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me... Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat... Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer the issue is not certain.
 
2014-01-13 11:21:10 AM
A polar bear fell on me.
 
2014-01-13 11:23:53 AM
The headline reads like a transcript from my bedroom on any given tequila night.
 
2014-01-13 11:28:52 AM
They took her away in a hambulance.
 
2014-01-13 11:30:11 AM
As God as my witness, I thought they could fly!
 
2014-01-13 11:32:30 AM
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-13 11:33:18 AM
Pig falls on angry bird.
 
2014-01-13 11:34:01 AM

TsarTom: The headline reads like a transcript from my bedroom on any given tequila night.


Don't be blaming the tequila.
 
2014-01-13 11:35:40 AM

miss diminutive: Article with only four lines and they still managed to use "has" instead of "was" in the first line. Plenty of derp in the comments as well.

Rural NY sounds like a special place.


FTC: "the truth be they were trying to seperate the momma from the babies and the momma thought they were gonna hurt her babies. She got upset and went into defend mode . it was nothing to do with slaughtering the pig or guns. it was a pure accident.. please get the story straight before posting ty"

I grew up in "rural NY."  Aren't you from TX?  casting stones, glass houses, etc.

cp91278.aetv.com

/may be obscure
 
2014-01-13 11:38:36 AM
She didn't land on Plymouth Pig; Plymouth Pig landed on her.
 
2014-01-13 11:39:55 AM
Some slaughterings are more equal than others.
 
2014-01-13 11:40:50 AM
Not to mention...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 11:42:31 AM
"If I had a dollar for every time I had some fat pig on my chest....."
 
2014-01-13 11:43:05 AM

walkerhound: miss diminutive: Article with only four lines and they still managed to use "has" instead of "was" in the first line. Plenty of derp in the comments as well.

Rural NY sounds like a special place.

FTC: "the truth be they were trying to seperate the momma from the babies and the momma thought they were gonna hurt her babies. She got upset and went into defend mode . it was nothing to do with slaughtering the pig or guns. it was a pure accident.. please get the story straight before posting ty"

I grew up in "rural NY."  Aren't you from TX?  casting stones, glass houses, etc.

[cp91278.aetv.com image 768x432]

/may be obscure


No, I'm not from Texas. Is this story not from rural NY? A googlemaps search seems to show that 234 Dutch Church Road is as rural as it sounds.
 
2014-01-13 11:45:50 AM

ChipNASA: "If I had a dollar for every time I had some fat pig on my chest....."


I would have enough money to pay for my emergency room visits for broken ribs.

/THANKS OBAMA!!!
 
2014-01-13 11:47:18 AM
Hey Puppet Pal Clem!
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
BONK!
 
2014-01-13 11:52:01 AM
That'll do, pig.
 
2014-01-13 11:52:54 AM
But how is the pig doing?
 
2014-01-13 11:53:03 AM
was attempting to slaughter the pig

I am sure she was going to butcher it.. you don't hang a pig to slaughter it.
 
2014-01-13 12:05:11 PM

sulco: was attempting to slaughter the pig

I am sure she was going to butcher it.. you don't hang a pig to slaughter it.


If you do, you get a story like this.
 
2014-01-13 12:14:56 PM

Dahnkster: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 450x340]


Please tell me that's a photoshop.
 
2014-01-13 12:16:34 PM
OK.....attention FARK.....attention......

How many of you read that headline..... " *boink* OINK " and immediately assumed bovine erotica?

HANDS UP!

/yes Fark *is* your personal erotica site.
 
2014-01-13 12:22:31 PM

ChipNASA: OK.....attention FARK.....attention......

How many of you read that headline..... " *boink* OINK " and immediately assumed bovine erotica?

HANDS UP!

/yes Fark *is* your personal erotica site.


*raises hand*
 
2014-01-13 12:24:01 PM
That sounds like a pig fainting!
 
2014-01-13 12:26:57 PM

ChipNASA: OK.....attention FARK.....attention......

How many of you read that headline..... " *boink* OINK " and immediately assumed bovine erotica?

HANDS UP!

/yes Fark *is* your personal erotica site.


i1.ytimg.com

Llama llama pig bang!
 
2014-01-13 12:29:01 PM
Probably fell off the ceiling, where it had been walking, inverted.
 
2014-01-13 12:32:18 PM

Nick Nostril: Probably fell off the ceiling, where it had been walking, inverted.


Spiderpig, spiderpig.  Does whatever a spiderpig does.
 
2014-01-13 12:34:13 PM
Why dumbass tag?  Pigs get slaughtered, accidents happen...don't hate on country folk please...we need them..
 
2014-01-13 12:36:44 PM

Nick Nostril: Probably fell off the ceiling, where it had been walking, inverted.


what was it doing on the ceiling inverted?

/does whatever it does
 
2014-01-13 12:47:49 PM
Woman injured after pig falls on her?
s29.postimg.org
 
2014-01-13 01:00:28 PM
Ok. I'm seeing all kinds of confusion over this, with questions running harum-scarum, and I'm concerned that the real issue, the important one, is being overlooked.
There is one question that needs to be asked, and we need an answer.

When will she have the bacon ready?
 
2014-01-13 01:05:23 PM

ChipNASA: OK.....attention FARK.....attention......

How many of you read that headline..... " *boink* OINK " and immediately assumed bovine erotica?

HANDS UP!

/yes Fark *is* your personal erotica site.


. . . porcine, actually . . .
 
2014-01-13 01:07:27 PM

miss diminutive: Article with only four lines and they still managed to use "has" instead of "was" in the first line. Plenty of derp in the comments as well.

Rural NY sounds like a special place.


Looks like a plain old typo to me.  Don't be such an elitist city snob.  Lots of people in this country live in rural areas.
 
2014-01-13 01:42:40 PM
The comments under TFA.  They burn!
 
2014-01-13 02:26:17 PM

miss diminutive: walkerhound: miss diminutive: Article with only four lines and they still managed to use "has" instead of "was" in the first line. Plenty of derp in the comments as well.

Rural NY sounds like a special place.

FTC: "the truth be they were trying to seperate the momma from the babies and the momma thought they were gonna hurt her babies. She got upset and went into defend mode . it was nothing to do with slaughtering the pig or guns. it was a pure accident.. please get the story straight before posting ty"

I grew up in "rural NY."  Aren't you from TX?  casting stones, glass houses, etc.

[cp91278.aetv.com image 768x432]

/may be obscure

No, I'm not from Texas. Is this story not from rural NY? A googlemaps search seems to show that 234 Dutch Church Road is as rural as it sounds.


And I think a "Dutch Church" is actually what happened in this story.
 
2014-01-13 02:46:24 PM
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is not amused by your comments
 
2014-01-13 03:20:23 PM

honk: ChipNASA: OK.....attention FARK.....attention......

How many of you read that headline..... " *boink* OINK " and immediately assumed bovine erotica?

HANDS UP!

/yes Fark *is* your personal erotica site.

. . . porcine, actually . . .


Yep, you're totally right....that was a mammalian typo I totally meant to type porc not bov.

/Mad Cow.
 
2014-01-13 03:44:28 PM
Um, that's supposed to be Bonk/Oif.

/Obscure.
 
2014-01-14 12:18:42 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-14 03:17:51 AM

Carn: She forgot to use the porking brake.


No need to get hammy. You might boar everyone.
 
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