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(BBC)   Central African Republic officials want to emphasize that that there is no cannibalism in militia groups. Absolutely none, and when they say none, they mean there is a certain amount, more than they are prepared to admit   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 52
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2014-01-13 10:24:39 AM
13 votes:
Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic
2014-01-13 12:32:55 PM
3 votes:
i.onionstatic.com
2014-01-13 12:31:51 PM
3 votes:
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2014-01-13 12:19:49 PM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-13 11:38:52 AM
3 votes:

pxlboy: Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic

This.

/33 days, sir


I'd rather eat Nabb1, sir. At least he hasn't got a gamey leg. And he's kosher.
2014-01-13 01:27:58 PM
2 votes:

deanis: Thunderpipes: That could have been Obama's son.

This is why you're farkied as King Troll.


Why? If Obama had a son, he would look like that. Works for you when he is spurring anti-white (Latino) hate, why not the other way around?

Anyway, was a joke, Cupcake.
2014-01-13 01:20:52 PM
2 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: ZzeusS: cryinoutloud: These are the kinds of people who run around cutting off people's limbs, just because. I'd be shocked if they didn't also indulge in cannibalism.

Waste no want not, I always say

Really they're just being environmentally friendly. Instead of criticizing for cannibalism instead we should be highlighting the environmentally progressive nature of their actions.


I'm thinking of one word.  And that word is Nobel.
2014-01-13 12:43:49 PM
2 votes:

axeeugene: I'd rather eat Nabb1, sir. At least he hasn't got a gamey leg. And he's kosher.


Well it depends on how you kill him, sir.

Look, I tell you what:  we'll eat your mum, and if you feel bad about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
2014-01-13 12:13:21 PM
2 votes:

pxlboy: /33 days, sir


That's a rather personal question, sir.
2014-01-13 12:09:41 PM
2 votes:
Every culture is equally valid.
2014-01-13 11:56:02 AM
2 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
"When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig."

Never much cared for it."
2014-01-13 11:55:38 AM
2 votes:

Call me lazy, but I prefer store bought.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-01-13 11:50:34 AM
2 votes:
th02.deviantart.net
2014-01-13 11:45:06 AM
2 votes:
www.eugeneweekly.com

Never F with the Mad Dog.
2014-01-13 11:43:28 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Approves

/obscure? On my FarkTM
//Surely not!
2014-01-13 11:36:22 AM
2 votes:

www.standlikearock.net

Wait, wait, I will gladly serve as spokesperson for the Republic

2014-01-13 10:37:48 AM
2 votes:

Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
2014-01-13 03:11:10 PM
1 votes:
"But the most disturbing thing happened the next day, he said. "Mad Dog" returned, having saved some of the dead man's flesh. He put it between two halves of a baguette and ate it, with a side of okra. "

files.coloribus.com
2014-01-13 02:02:00 PM
1 votes:

edmo: Let's have a thread about clean, decent human beings.


Then correct the seasoning.
2014-01-13 01:16:16 PM
1 votes:
The BBC's Paul Wood sent this report from Bangui, which some may find distressing.

Why would it be distressing that he sent the report from Bangui?
2014-01-13 01:08:52 PM
1 votes:
That could have been Obama's son.
2014-01-13 12:46:44 PM
1 votes:

someonelse: That's a rather tender subject.


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2014-01-13 12:44:14 PM
1 votes:
Cannibals don't eat clowns.

They taste funny.
2014-01-13 12:42:48 PM
1 votes:
Cannibalism is just another way of serving your fellow man.
2014-01-13 12:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Dear Sir,

I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I.

As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?

Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
2014-01-13 12:29:26 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-01-13 12:20:07 PM
1 votes:
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2014-01-13 12:16:29 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: These are the kinds of people who run around cutting off people's limbs, just because. I'd be shocked if they didn't also indulge in cannibalism.



Waste no want not, I always say
2014-01-13 12:15:57 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: Magorn: OK, I can imagine if my pregnant wife was murdered, along her sister, and her's sister infant; I would be enraged.   I would likely even be so furious I could see going out to look for payback, and even short-circuiting so I took it out on the nearest person that even LOOKED like they were involved.  What I'm not getting is step two.  The aprt where you vent your fury on the hapless victim and then say."you know, he DOES look mighty tasty...."

Apparently, in Japan years ago, one of the greatest phobias people had was being eaten. It was some big deal that if someone ate you after you died, a huge fear, something to be avoided. I'm not sure why. In any case, in WWII, American troops wondered why Japanese soldiers often fought to the bitter end when it was obvious that the battle had been lost. Some surviving Japanese soldiers told their American captors that they had been told by their officers that the Americans would eat them and they were actually surprised when their captors did not start prepping them for supper. So, I guess, you know, if the people you have a grudge against have this deep-seeded cultural thing against being eaten, you could make it a point to dine on one of them as a warning to the others.


On the other side of the coin, many WWII Japanese soldiers ate the flesh of slain opponents. Apparently, supplies were a real problem. Allied control of the air enabled the destruction of Japanese shipping.
2014-01-13 12:13:55 PM
1 votes:
Cannibalism?!
Man, that bites.
2014-01-13 12:12:19 PM
1 votes:

99.998er: Call me lazy, but I prefer store bought.
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Wow, check out that price, not even E1/kg.
2014-01-13 12:06:17 PM
1 votes:
WWJE?
2014-01-13 12:02:50 PM
1 votes:
It's better than dumping them in the Thames.

/WE GOT AN EATER
2014-01-13 12:02:43 PM
1 votes:
As long as the cannibals are Christian I have no problem with this.
2014-01-13 11:59:03 AM
1 votes:
Buzzard's gotta eat too.
2014-01-13 11:52:57 AM
1 votes:
I guess revenge isn't a dish best served cold.
2014-01-13 11:50:21 AM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big ass-crossbows.


FTFY
2014-01-13 11:45:59 AM
1 votes:
I once asked a cannibal if everyone in his tribe enjoys human flesh.  He said it varies from person to person.

/I'll be here all week.
//Try the veal.
2014-01-13 11:45:36 AM
1 votes:
Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
2014-01-13 11:41:32 AM
1 votes:
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FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.

2014-01-13 11:40:48 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps if I were in a lifeboat and had no food, I might eat the captain -- but what if he had a gammy leg?
2014-01-13 11:40:25 AM
1 votes:
Well, there's certainly less cannibalism now than there used to be. That's how they should market this...
2014-01-13 11:40:08 AM
1 votes:
Well, at least Maynard James Keenan has some wine pairing suggestions.

So that's nice.
2014-01-13 11:39:57 AM
1 votes:
We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.
2014-01-13 11:39:25 AM
1 votes:
Then he used the bone for soup.
2014-01-13 11:35:28 AM
1 votes:
Bunch of savages in this town.
2014-01-13 11:35:27 AM
1 votes:

Cake Hunter: I'm mostly against cannibalism of almost any kind.


This is how you take a firm stand on an issue.
2014-01-13 11:34:02 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, their Random House published recipe book is on its fourth printing..
2014-01-13 11:33:25 AM
1 votes:
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do...*"


*reduce it in red wine with finely chopped shallots and truffles then serve it on bed of tea-infused basmati rice with nasturtium blossoms
2014-01-13 11:31:53 AM
1 votes:

Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic


This.

/33 days, sir
2014-01-13 11:31:33 AM
1 votes:
I can dig it, man
2014-01-13 11:19:38 AM
1 votes:
I'm mostly against cannibalism of almost any kind.
 
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