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(BBC)   Central African Republic officials want to emphasize that that there is no cannibalism in militia groups. Absolutely none, and when they say none, they mean there is a certain amount, more than they are prepared to admit   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Sick, Central African Republic, foreign exchange reserves, cannibals  
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2014-01-13 10:24:39 AM
4 votes:
Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic
2014-01-13 11:37:18 AM
2 votes:

maudibjr: That is not upping my desire to visit the Central African Republic from absolutely no chance.


At a certain point, you have to stop blaming the former colonial regime and take responsibility for your corrupt shiattiness.
2014-01-13 09:44:53 AM
2 votes:
That is not upping my desire to visit the Central African Republic from absolutely no chance.
2014-01-13 01:53:02 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Sounds like a hard life... but not as hard as Allie Brosh has it.
2014-01-13 01:27:58 PM
1 votes:

deanis: Thunderpipes: That could have been Obama's son.

This is why you're farkied as King Troll.


Why? If Obama had a son, he would look like that. Works for you when he is spurring anti-white (Latino) hate, why not the other way around?

Anyway, was a joke, Cupcake.
2014-01-13 01:20:52 PM
1 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: ZzeusS: cryinoutloud: These are the kinds of people who run around cutting off people's limbs, just because. I'd be shocked if they didn't also indulge in cannibalism.

Waste no want not, I always say

Really they're just being environmentally friendly. Instead of criticizing for cannibalism instead we should be highlighting the environmentally progressive nature of their actions.


I'm thinking of one word.  And that word is Nobel.
2014-01-13 01:08:52 PM
1 votes:
That could have been Obama's son.
2014-01-13 12:51:20 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Benevolent Misanthrope: DubyaHater: Benevolent Misanthrope: Ouandja Magloire, who calls himself "Mad Dog", was in a Christian mob who attacked a Muslim in the capital.

Ah, the Religion of Love...

If you're referring to the Christian, keep reading. There's more information at the end of that sentence.

You mean the part about the Muslim killing his family members?  I never said the Religion of Peace wasn't in play here.  But I seem to remember something about not taking revenge as a part of the teachings of the Christian god.  Or was I misinterpreting the Holy Scriptures?

Your error was doing something most modern day Christians don't do--actually reading the Holy Scriptures.


Really?  You mental giants want to turn a perfectly fun cannibalism thread into another atheist circle-jerk?  Just get a room.
2014-01-13 12:49:59 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: OK, I can imagine if my pregnant wife was murdered, along her sister, and her's sister infant; I would be enraged.   I would likely even be so furious I could see going out to look for payback, and even short-circuiting so I took it out on the nearest person that even LOOKED like they were involved.  What I'm not getting is step two.  The aprt where you vent your fury on the hapless victim and then say."you know, he DOES look mighty tasty...."


Way I see it, it's about humiliation.  Cannibalism has got to be right up there with buttrape for symbolically degrading a guy.
Buttrape: "You're not a man, you're a biatch."
Cannibalism: "You're not a man, you're a manwich."
2014-01-13 12:43:49 PM
1 votes:

axeeugene: I'd rather eat Nabb1, sir. At least he hasn't got a gamey leg. And he's kosher.


Well it depends on how you kill him, sir.

Look, I tell you what:  we'll eat your mum, and if you feel bad about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up in it.
2014-01-13 12:33:21 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ouandja Magloire, who calls himself "Mad Dog", was in a Christian mob who attacked a Muslim in the capital.

Ah, the Religion of Love...


If you're referring to the Christian, keep reading. There's more information at the end of that sentence.
2014-01-13 12:32:55 PM
1 votes:
i.onionstatic.com
2014-01-13 12:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Dear Sir,

I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I.

As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?

Yours etc.
Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
2014-01-13 12:31:51 PM
1 votes:
i238.photobucket.com
2014-01-13 12:04:37 PM
1 votes:
OK, I can imagine if my pregnant wife was murdered, along her sister, and her's sister infant; I would be enraged.   I would likely even be so furious I could see going out to look for payback, and even short-circuiting so I took it out on the nearest person that even LOOKED like they were involved.  What I'm not getting is step two.  The aprt where you vent your fury on the hapless victim and then say."you know, he DOES look mighty tasty...."
2014-01-13 11:59:03 AM
1 votes:
Buzzard's gotta eat too.
2014-01-13 11:56:02 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
"When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig."

Never much cared for it."
2014-01-13 11:50:34 AM
1 votes:
th02.deviantart.net
2014-01-13 11:43:28 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Approves

/obscure? On my FarkTM
//Surely not!
2014-01-13 11:41:32 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org


FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.

2014-01-13 11:19:38 AM
1 votes:
I'm mostly against cannibalism of almost any kind.
2014-01-13 10:03:47 AM
1 votes:
So much for ignorance being bliss.
 
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