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(BBC)   Central African Republic officials want to emphasize that that there is no cannibalism in militia groups. Absolutely none, and when they say none, they mean there is a certain amount, more than they are prepared to admit   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 142
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2014-01-13 09:44:53 AM  
That is not upping my desire to visit the Central African Republic from absolutely no chance.
 
2014-01-13 09:47:25 AM  
Any statistician worth their salt can't say, with 100 percent certainty that there is no cannibalism whatsoever.

It's math!
 
2014-01-13 09:50:08 AM  
wtf africa?!
 
2014-01-13 10:02:39 AM  
I'd probably be generally pissed off at everything if I lived there, too.  Face-eating pissed, I dunno, but I'm not ruling it out.
 
2014-01-13 10:03:47 AM  
So much for ignorance being bliss.
 
2014-01-13 10:24:39 AM  
Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic
 
2014-01-13 10:37:48 AM  

Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2014-01-13 10:47:11 AM  
Ouandja Magloire, who calls himself "Mad Dog", was in a Christian mob who attacked a Muslim in the capital.

Ah, the Religion of Love...
 
2014-01-13 11:07:15 AM  
Speaking from personal experience, there's nothing wrong with taking the Cannibal perk.
 
2014-01-13 11:09:49 AM  
Well, what do you expect? There are more militia members then there are cows.

Or chickens

Or pigs


combined.
 
2014-01-13 11:10:43 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 11:19:38 AM  
I'm mostly against cannibalism of almost any kind.
 
2014-01-13 11:31:33 AM  
I can dig it, man
 
2014-01-13 11:31:39 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ouandja Magloire, who calls himself "Mad Dog", was in a Christian mob who attacked a Muslim in the capital.

Ah, the Religion of Love...

Mad dog?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-13 11:31:53 AM  

Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic


This.

/33 days, sir
 
2014-01-13 11:33:25 AM  
"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do...*"


*reduce it in red wine with finely chopped shallots and truffles then serve it on bed of tea-infused basmati rice with nasturtium blossoms
 
2014-01-13 11:34:02 AM  
Meanwhile, their Random House published recipe book is on its fourth printing..
 
2014-01-13 11:35:27 AM  

Cake Hunter: I'm mostly against cannibalism of almost any kind.


This is how you take a firm stand on an issue.
 
2014-01-13 11:35:28 AM  
Bunch of savages in this town.
 
2014-01-13 11:36:22 AM  

www.standlikearock.net

Wait, wait, I will gladly serve as spokesperson for the Republic

 
2014-01-13 11:37:18 AM  

maudibjr: That is not upping my desire to visit the Central African Republic from absolutely no chance.


At a certain point, you have to stop blaming the former colonial regime and take responsibility for your corrupt shiattiness.
 
2014-01-13 11:38:24 AM  
Would you rather walk 12 miles in the snow or taste human flesh?
 
2014-01-13 11:38:52 AM  

pxlboy: Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic

This.

/33 days, sir


I'd rather eat Nabb1, sir. At least he hasn't got a gamey leg. And he's kosher.
 
2014-01-13 11:39:25 AM  
Then he used the bone for soup.
 
2014-01-13 11:39:57 AM  
We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.
 
2014-01-13 11:40:08 AM  
Well, at least Maynard James Keenan has some wine pairing suggestions.

So that's nice.
 
2014-01-13 11:40:25 AM  
Well, there's certainly less cannibalism now than there used to be. That's how they should market this...
 
2014-01-13 11:40:48 AM  
Perhaps if I were in a lifeboat and had no food, I might eat the captain -- but what if he had a gammy leg?
 
2014-01-13 11:41:01 AM  
These are the kinds of people who run around cutting off people's limbs, just because. I'd be shocked if they didn't also indulge in cannibalism.
 
2014-01-13 11:41:32 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org


FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.

 
2014-01-13 11:42:25 AM  
snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com

THAT'S what we ate?
 
2014-01-13 11:43:28 AM  
img.fark.net

Approves

/obscure? On my FarkTM
//Surely not!
 
2014-01-13 11:45:06 AM  
www.eugeneweekly.com

Never F with the Mad Dog.
 
2014-01-13 11:45:07 AM  
I'm suddenly starving.
 
2014-01-13 11:45:36 AM  
Hannibal Lecter: [on telephone] I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
 
2014-01-13 11:45:59 AM  
I once asked a cannibal if everyone in his tribe enjoys human flesh.  He said it varies from person to person.

/I'll be here all week.
//Try the veal.
 
2014-01-13 11:46:32 AM  
That's a rather tender subject.
 
2014-01-13 11:47:29 AM  

axeeugene: pxlboy: Nabb1: Dear FARK,

I am glad to see that your commenters disapprove of this article as strongly as I. As a militia officer I abhor the implication that the Central African Republic militias are havens for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the Somali pirates who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc.

/Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic

This.

/33 days, sir

I'd rather eat Nabb1, sir. At least he hasn't got a gamey leg. And he's kosher.



Darn you!

/shakes tiny fist -- all that remains of Johnson. Kind of saving that for a midnight snack, actually.
 
2014-01-13 11:47:52 AM  
Let's have a thread about clean, decent human beings.
 
2014-01-13 11:49:43 AM  
CAR cannibals are one of the main reasons why no one should pick up hitchhikers
 
2014-01-13 11:50:21 AM  

FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big ass-crossbows.


FTFY
 
2014-01-13 11:50:22 AM  
Is the CAR on Andrew Zimmern's list of "must do's"?
 
2014-01-13 11:50:34 AM  
th02.deviantart.net
 
2014-01-13 11:52:57 AM  
I guess revenge isn't a dish best served cold.
 
2014-01-13 11:54:01 AM  

FrancoFile: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x300]


FrancoFile: We're gonna need a nuclear plant, mustard gas, and some big-ass crossbows.


Fine, but you can go into the septic tank and get the books...
 
2014-01-13 11:55:38 AM  

Call me lazy, but I prefer store bought.


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2014-01-13 11:56:02 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
"When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig."

Never much cared for it."
 
2014-01-13 11:56:40 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, what do you expect? There are more militia members then there are cows.

Or chickens

Or pigs


combined.


Gorillas and chimps, along with smaller primates, have long been hunted for food there.  I gotta think that militia members don't taste that different.
 
2014-01-13 11:57:10 AM  
Condiments?
 
2014-01-13 11:59:03 AM  
Buzzard's gotta eat too.
 
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