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(Kent and Sussex Courier)   Ostrich on the loose causes delays to commuters on way to work   ( divider line
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1379 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2014 at 9:20 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-13 09:24:04 AM  
God dammit, Dee!
2014-01-13 09:35:07 AM  
Product as advertised on the tin.
2014-01-13 09:42:42 AM
2014-01-13 09:43:30 AM  
"It was like being in the outback mate, it was a dinkum Ostrich..!"

"My son was late to school this morning because of an escaped Emu"
  The fail is strong in this article.
2014-01-13 09:45:22 AM

/ too many
2014-01-13 09:46:23 AM  
could be worse.
2014-01-13 09:47:01 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [ image 640x346]

damn you! :P great minds and what not.
2014-01-13 09:57:50 AM  
Let's hope the pigeons don't teach the ostrich to rid subway trains.
2014-01-13 10:00:20 AM  

hoo_hoo_fred: Mr. Shabooboo: [ image 640x346]

damn you! :P great minds and what not.

Now everyone is going to be late getting to the airport..

/I hear the keys are lovely this time of year..
2014-01-13 10:10:21 AM  

hoo_hoo_fred: could be worse.

[ image 630x375]

Yeah you could have take 76 during rush hour.
2014-01-13 10:19:20 AM  
It's sad that I'm proud of people that know the difference between 'loose' and 'lose'.

/Congrats, I guess.
2014-01-13 10:21:07 AM  
In its defense, it did do a pretty solid job of keeping the pterodactyl at bay.
2014-01-13 10:38:06 AM  
Sorry, pet peeve.
2014-01-13 11:05:05 AM  
Dude, it's a llama!
2014-01-13 11:05:16 AM  
I blame Christie.
2014-01-13 11:14:33 AM  
OK. Pull over!
2014-01-13 11:23:04 AM  
Well we hit the brakes with a mighty crash
As the cars slowed one by one
And the drivers said to the emu there
I hope you're having fun.

Bird on the run; bird on the run
Watch the traffic cop, make the traffic stop
And inconvenience everyone
For the bird on the run...
2014-01-13 11:38:43 AM
2014-01-13 12:16:55 PM  
Meh, at least it didn't cause a world war this time.
2014-01-13 12:43:20 PM  
something something long rubbernecking delays something
2014-01-13 06:38:28 PM  
Ostrich on the loose causes delays to commuters, on way to work.

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