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2014-01-13 08:33:54 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 09:51:42 AM  
FWIW, I finally got an LMS - in the recent WOOO thread.  :)

Anyway, on to the checklist!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) An FWC member loses their smile
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-01-13 09:53:29 AM  
of FFS, why does Fark keep jacking up the formatting on that checklist!  I've manually redone it three times now!  >(
 
2014-01-13 12:08:02 PM  
Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?
 
2014-01-13 12:19:52 PM  

there are some who call me...: Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?


Because fark you, that's why!
 
2014-01-13 12:25:03 PM  
Oh shiat, I almost forgot.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-13 12:57:52 PM  

there are some who call me...: Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?


HERE WE GO, WRESTLING FANS!
 
2014-01-13 01:08:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: there are some who call me...: Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?

HERE WE GO, WRESTLING FANS!


What's that noise?  Oh, just some annoyed mouth-breathers.
 
2014-01-13 01:13:30 PM  

there are some who call me...: Gunny Highway: there are some who call me...: Why isn't this in the Entertainment tab?

HERE WE GO, WRESTLING FANS!

What's that noise?  Oh, just some annoyed mouth-breathers.


Mouth-breathers?  You can do better.
 
2014-01-13 01:20:31 PM  
great... not even a dozen posts into the thread and already "dropping a snake on ambrose to make him smile" has my innuendo-demon gleefully diving into the gutter...  this should be fun...
 
2014-01-13 01:25:11 PM  

cynicalminion: great... not even a dozen posts into the thread and already "dropping a snake on ambrose to make him smile" has my innuendo-demon gleefully diving into the gutter...  this should be fun...


oh lawd, lol
 
2014-01-13 02:47:31 PM  

cynicalminion: great... not even a dozen posts into the thread and already "dropping a snake on ambrose to make him smile" has my innuendo-demon gleefully diving into the gutter...  this should be fun...


I snorted!
 
2014-01-13 02:52:33 PM  
The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 03:10:41 PM  

sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?


I don't know who you are but I already love you! lulz
 
2014-01-13 03:12:50 PM  

sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]


Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?
 
2014-01-13 03:18:10 PM  
i282.photobucket.com

There are a lot of guys on the indies that would love to get a chance at proving themselves.  Should be interesting to see if they bring anyone in.

I just read that Kenny King and Manik (TJ Perkins) are facing Bad Influence this week which should be good.  Pretty sure King/Perkins tagged in PWG.
 
2014-01-13 03:23:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?


I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P
 
2014-01-13 03:30:16 PM  
Who do you guys think Taker will be facing at WM?  I have ideas about where they are going for most guys but Taker doesnt fit in so I am stumped.
 
2014-01-13 03:55:25 PM  

sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P


251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.
 
2014-01-13 04:07:25 PM  

sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]


Whoa, I don't think I've seen you on here in a long, long time!  Unless you've been lurking in the shadows, lulz!   Either way, welcome back!

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this makes the FWC Divas division:

ShiningWizard
Tenor Reaper
Jetskimoo
KellyKellyKelly (retired?)
Sarahlh3
 
2014-01-13 04:08:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P

251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.


1.  I know who Von Erich is, but why is he on a Divas belt?
2.  Whatever the belt graphic is for this, it needs to include some tampons, lulz
 
2014-01-13 04:11:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P

251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.

1.  I know who Von Erich is, but why is he on a Divas belt?
2.  Whatever the belt graphic is for this, it needs to include some tampons, lulz


Look up Mike Von Erich's history. It will give you a clue.
 
2014-01-13 04:33:07 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Whoa, I don't think I've seen you on here in a long, long time!  Unless you've been lurking in the shadows, lulz!   Either way, welcome back!

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this makes the FWC Divas division:

ShiningWizard
Tenor Reaper
Jetskimoo
KellyKellyKelly (retired?)
Sarahlh3


i'm telling the politics tab you're promoting gender discrimination... :P
/kidding.
 
2014-01-13 04:38:42 PM  

cynicalminion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Whoa, I don't think I've seen you on here in a long, long time!  Unless you've been lurking in the shadows, lulz!   Either way, welcome back!

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this makes the FWC Divas division:

ShiningWizard
Tenor Reaper
Jetskimoo
KellyKellyKelly (retired?)
Sarahlh3

i'm telling the politics tab you're promoting gender discrimination... :P
/kidding.


i have, however always been of the opinion that the divas should be able to have their own eyecandy valets too...
 
2014-01-13 04:42:25 PM  
actually, now that i think about it, that COULD provide another dimension for total divas, the way the divas used to do for the guys...
 
2014-01-13 04:50:08 PM  
Not sure what you do with Wyatt going into Mania. Can you build a Taker match with Bray? Not sure that would work. Can he go back and face Kane again somehow? They would have to reconnect and then split the two again before Mania. Not sure if there is enough time.

What do they do with Brock, Batista, Punk, UT, HHH? Seems like they are one guy short. Maybe I am missing something obvious.
 
2014-01-13 05:06:29 PM  
Why isn't this in the Business tab?
 
2014-01-13 05:13:56 PM  

nekom: Why isn't this in the Business tab?


Because it's in the Business-AH tab, that's why
 
2014-01-13 05:24:06 PM  
okay, so maybe this is a bit far-fetched, but what would happen if undertaker won a belt at wrestlemania, then officially retired, vacating it.  corporate kane puts together a royal rumble-style match, obvious advantage to the four-member wyatt family... and down to the last two, bryant eliminates bray and finally gets a belt?  how certain do people think it is that he's really joined the wyatts?  also, would this scenario be even more likely if they pull a repeat of vince&the ministry, and kane went to steph because she's supposed to be sister abigail?  after how he's been getting buried, i could see that reveal causing bryant to turn again.

again, just pondering things while working on fixing dinner...  and my brain kinda ran with the idea...

i'll leave it to you guys who follow the wwe closer than i do to explain why it won't work... :)
 
2014-01-13 05:29:11 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: nekom: Why isn't this in the Business tab?

Because it's in the Business-AH tab, that's why


heh... now get the admins to do a raw/wcw invasion story... first week, raw thread gets greened to the business-ah tab, second week, geek tab, third week, politics, then main page the wrestlemania thread, one raw thread in the entertainment tab, before coming back to sports... :)
 
2014-01-13 05:32:19 PM  

cynicalminion: okay, so maybe this is a bit far-fetched, but what would happen if undertaker won a belt at wrestlemania, then officially retired, vacating it.  corporate kane puts together a royal rumble-style match, obvious advantage to the four-member wyatt family... and down to the last two, bryant eliminates bray and finally gets a belt?  how certain do people think it is that he's really joined the wyatts?  also, would this scenario be even more likely if they pull a repeat of vince&the ministry, and kane went to steph because she's supposed to be sister abigail?  after how he's been getting buried, i could see that reveal causing bryant to turn again.

again, just pondering things while working on fixing dinner...  and my brain kinda ran with the idea...

i'll leave it to you guys who follow the wwe closer than i do to explain why it won't work... :)


I think Bryan turning on Bray is how they end the RR.  I still think Bryan goes over at WM.  DB with the Wyatts is just smokescreen to make it less obvious that he is going to win.

Worst case?  Batista wins the Rumble.  Challenges Brock at EC for the number one contentership and we get some kind of Brock or Batista in the WM main event.  Dont think they will pull this though.
 
2014-01-13 05:34:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: //hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?


Because then it wouldn't be a midcard title which was the whole point of having it
 
2014-01-13 05:51:14 PM  

Gunny Highway: Not sure what you do with Wyatt going into Mania. Can you build a Taker match with Bray? Not sure that would work. Can he go back and face Kane again somehow? They would have to reconnect and then split the two again before Mania. Not sure if there is enough time.

What do they do with Brock, Batista, Punk, UT, HHH? Seems like they are one guy short. Maybe I am missing something obvious.


Rumor has it Taker wants to work with Daniel Bryan.

I'm sure Vince and Gagne are either grinding their teeth or figuring out whether a chokeslam and tombstone will take less than 18 seconds.
 
2014-01-13 05:54:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rumor has it Taker wants to work with Daniel Bryan.


I dont know if you can tell Taker "next year" at this point but it would be a huge mistake not putting the title on Bryan at WM.  The story since Summer Slam has been leading to it.  I know I have too much faith in WWE booking a logical story but they have to.
 
2014-01-13 05:58:52 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Rumor has it Taker wants to work with Daniel Bryan.

I dont know if you can tell Taker "next year" at this point but it would be a huge mistake not putting the title on Bryan at WM.  The story since Summer Slam has been leading to it.  I know I have too much faith in WWE booking a logical story but they have to.


If they told him "next year", he could just keep walking and make it to San Francisco in time for 31.
 
2014-01-13 06:24:41 PM  
BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?
 
2014-01-13 06:34:32 PM  

sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?


Well, the split happened in July 2012, in which our dear beloved *REDACTED* had to *CENSORED* because of *PANCAKES*. So, quite a few people left for Parts Unknown (now known as FWC Japan).

Aw, hell, why bother typing it up? That's why we have a wiki.

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index

/one day I'll get back to the mainland history. I'm going through more job problems, so I'll probably have time!
 
2014-01-13 06:34:54 PM  

sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?


Wrestling threads start getting posted
The Gradunza
Smiths got shadow banned
Ponies
People got signs on Raw
This thread.
 
2014-01-13 06:38:35 PM  
Wow, y'all made a wiki? Good plan. I'll be reading that in a bit.

Ah, shadow-THAT-WHICH-SHALL-NOT-BE-DISCUSSED...interesting.
 
2014-01-13 06:54:19 PM  

Gunny Highway: sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?

Wrestling threads start getting posted
The Gradunza
Smiths got shadow banned
Ponies
People got signs on Raw
This thread.


Don't forget the night of the HANDTEEN THREAD EXPLOSION
www.guysnation.com
 
2014-01-13 07:01:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P

251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.


So is there a special saying? Or just "I am the Diva's Champion" at 251 or what?

/important info
 
2014-01-13 07:03:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P

251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.

1.  I know who Von Erich is, but why is he on a Divas belt?
2.  Whatever the belt graphic is for this, it needs to include some tampons, lulz

Look up Mike Von Erich's history. It will give you a clue.


Read his story on wikipedia. Still clueless.

/I know who the Von Erich's are
//just not sure why Mike's name should be on the Diva belt
 
2014-01-13 07:05:12 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: sarahlh3: The checklist has....changed.

Anyway, who has challenged my fWc Divas Belt?[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Mmm... no one. So pick a number at which to contest it, and we'll throw that right into the mix.

/502 and 1,004 are taken. May I suggest 251?

//hey, why aren't the tag belts ever contested at 1506?

I dig 251. Or around the start of the first pee break. :P

251 it is...

LADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and Gentlemen!

We have a third regular title to contest!

The fWc Mike Von Erich Memorial Divas Championship shall be henceforth contested at post 251!

Everyone is welcome to participate! I know I'm looking forward to holding the belt!

/if you get the Mike Von Erich reference, I applaud you.

So is there a special saying? Or just "I am the Diva's Champion" at 251 or what?

/important info


shiat, I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead.

Why not post something like "Alicia Fox vs. Melina is the GREATEST MATCH EVAR!".
 
2014-01-13 07:05:42 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gunny Highway: sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?

Wrestling threads start getting posted
The Gradunza
Smiths got shadow banned
Ponies
People got signs on Raw
This thread.

Don't forget the night of the HANDTEEN THREAD EXPLOSION
[www.guysnation.com image 500x281]


The No Pony Order not only got signs on TV (including a CLENIS sign) but we were voted the Faction of the Year. See?

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-13 07:08:32 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: shiat, I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead.

Why not post something like "Alicia Fox vs. Melina is the GREATEST MATCH EVAR!".


*indiscernible hollering and screeching* *nipslip*
 
2014-01-13 07:11:06 PM  

sarahlh3: FirstNationalBastard: shiat, I dunno, I didn't think that far ahead.

Why not post something like "Alicia Fox vs. Melina is the GREATEST MATCH EVAR!".

*indiscernible hollering and screeching* *nipslip*


Melina matches were better for a vag slip.
 
2014-01-13 07:15:41 PM  

sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?


"Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."

Welcome back, Sarah.
 
2014-01-13 07:17:23 PM  
wanna-joke.com

I was busy posting Jennifer Lawrence .gifs in a thread in the entertainment tab so I use one here to announce my presence!
 
2014-01-13 07:18:08 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com Soon.........
 
2014-01-13 07:18:25 PM  

clintster: sarahlh3: BTW,  Grand_Moff_Joseph and FirstNationalBastard ....
Care to give me a primer on what's gone down in the fWc in the past two years?

"Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."

Welcome back, Sarah.


Surely, you can't be serious.
 
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