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(Daily Mail)   If you are a drug dealer living in England, have 22 kids including a bank robber and a murderer, you too could get £1.2m in state benefits   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-01-13 12:16:15 AM
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Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival


I didn't know England had the south.
2014-01-13 08:47:29 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Clearly this single example proves that all government assistance needs to end.

Yep. This career criminal means that all people who are poor and need government assistance are career criminal masterminds.

QED - We need to jail the poor. It'll fix all crime problems.



Quite everyone, the Two Stooges are discussing something!  Please take notes, this is important.
2014-01-13 08:39:30 AM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: gluttoon?


Like a glutton, only wider and more stretched out.
2014-01-13 08:33:29 AM
1 votes:
Not that I am, in any way, defending abusers of the welfare system in any country, but... The headline, here and at The Fail, say this guy is a drug dealer. However, the only mention of drugs in the article is that the guy was found guilty of "possession of cannabis" which the paper SAYS was a large amount, but there's nothing in there about any sort of official drug dealing charge. It seems to me that this guy's biggest problem is an inability to keep it in his pants. Bailiff! Whack his peepee!
2014-01-13 08:30:42 AM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Ahh, starting out the week with a classic poor-shaming thread. Carry on, Fark!


Absolutely! I agree with Brother Dave Gardner: Don't tax the rich, tax the poor to give them the incentive to become rich.
2014-01-13 07:50:10 AM
1 votes:
Dad? Why haven't you  returned my calls?
2014-01-13 06:51:59 AM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: 2. Who isn't drunk at carnivals?


Being arrested for drunk and disorderly doesn't mean you were just drunk in public, it usually gets pulled out when someone drunk is harassing someone (or doing something exceptionally stupid, like walking down the middle of a busy road while drunk) but not enough so they can easily be prosecuted for a more serious offense.

It wouldn't normally be considered a big issue or making someone a "criminal" by most people, and it is unlikely it would affect the person much (most employers if informed of it probably wouldn't take any significant notice of it when hiring for example), I guess it would be about in line with being caught speeding - if it happened once, no big deal, if it happens regularly that would be concerning.
2014-01-13 06:22:48 AM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Fark It: Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival

I didn't know England had the south.

I think England is like Florida Korea, the civilized areas are in the south and the yokels are in the north.

2014-01-13 06:18:50 AM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Fark It: Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival

I didn't know England had the south.

I think England is like Florida, the civilized areas are in the south and the yokels are in the north.


Just like America .
2014-01-13 05:43:13 AM
1 votes:

Slaxl: Haha, that'll raise the ire of the Northerners... when they all wake up, this afternoon, shake off their hangovers and get back from the dole office.


Bugger off.
2014-01-13 05:31:00 AM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Fark It: Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival

I didn't know England had the south.

I think England is like Florida, the civilized areas are in the south and the yokels are in the north.


Haha, that'll raise the ire of the Northerners... when they all wake up, this afternoon, shake off their hangovers and get back from the dole office.

/runs away
2014-01-13 02:16:09 AM
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: 1. Why did an 18 year old need a babysitter?


It was his former babysitter. The kid grew up and hunted down his old babysitter.
2014-01-13 01:57:18 AM
1 votes:

Fark It: Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival

I didn't know England had the south.


1. Why did an 18 year old need a babysitter?
2. Who isn't drunk at carnivals?
2014-01-13 12:17:50 AM
1 votes:

Fark It: Adrian, one of his sons, was 18 years old when he killed his babysitter
His daughter, Rianna, pleaded guilty to being drunk and disorderly at a village carnival

I didn't know England had the south.


I think England is like Florida, the civilized areas are in the south and the yokels are in the north.
 
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