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(ABC Action News)   Woman attempts the return to sender function of a mailbox with her child   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 29
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2014-01-12 11:54:04 PM  
Yeah, no, you have to put them in the box or else the government isn't responsible, not even for the postage.
 
2014-01-13 01:20:31 AM  
Was that the worst-written news story ever or am I still drunk?
 
2014-01-13 01:21:29 AM  
Stay classy, Palmghetto
 
2014-01-13 01:21:48 AM  
Considering this happened simultaneously with trying to jump off a bridge, this is most easily explained by mental illness. Who knows what the woman thought was supposed to happen afterwards?
 
2014-01-13 01:25:13 AM  
I could never wrap my mind around this new-age rebirth thing.
 
2014-01-13 01:25:22 AM  
Well, I hope they didn't try to cram it back in her mail slot.
 
2014-01-13 01:26:25 AM  
Sounds like another case of Florida Bath Salts.
 
2014-01-13 01:27:01 AM  
"The Carnes remains in jail."

I repeat, The Carnes remains in jail.
 
2014-01-13 01:27:03 AM  
That headline is an abortion.
 
2014-01-13 01:28:36 AM  

In what is a clear "epic fail"-
As well as so beyond the pale:
This woman's penchant
To discard kid Grant
Is horrid-Send her straight to jail!

 
2014-01-13 01:29:34 AM  

Sim Tree: Considering this happened simultaneously with trying to jump off a bridge, this is most easily explained by mental illness. Who knows what the woman thought was supposed to happen afterwards?


Maybe she was hoping for curbside pickup?
 
2014-01-13 01:30:12 AM  

C18H27NO3: "The Carnes remains in jail."

I repeat, The Carnes remains in jail.


Also, FTFA: "The child is in the custody of the her grandmother."
 
2014-01-13 01:32:08 AM  
i was expecting some fancy pl/sql code. :-(
 
2014-01-13 01:35:07 AM  

Dl_white_power: I was expecting some fancy pl/sql code. :-(


Little Bobby Mailboxes?
 
2014-01-13 01:38:39 AM  

Sim Tree: Considering this happened simultaneously with trying to jump off a bridge, this is most easily explained by mental illness. Who knows what the woman thought was supposed to happen afterwards?


She's clearly mentally ill. I'm sure being locked up in jail will do wonders for her mental health.
 
2014-01-13 01:46:47 AM  

Phil McKraken: That headline is an abortion.

 
2014-01-13 02:33:02 AM  
Sounds to me like the kid was better off abandoned.
 
2014-01-13 02:38:47 AM  
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
 
2014-01-13 02:43:26 AM  
img.radio.cz
www.dw.de
 
2014-01-13 03:41:33 AM  

Voodoo_Stu: Well, I hope they didn't try to cram it back in her mail slot.


yeah....cram it hard. right in the slot. oh, yeah! lolz
 
Skr
2014-01-13 03:42:10 AM  
"The person staying at the residence says that she was never given the child, nor agreed to take the child."
Smart lady. She obviously knows once you claim a child there are no givebacks.
 
2014-01-13 03:42:12 AM  

Phil McKraken: That headline is an abortion.


and this. lol
 
2014-01-13 04:09:17 AM  
No no no. You're supposed to return the baby to the condom machine for a refund.
 
2014-01-13 04:13:29 AM  

lumiere: C18H27NO3: "The Carnes remains in jail."

I repeat, The Carnes remains in jail.

Also, FTFA: "The child is in the custody of the her grandmother."


"What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"
 
2014-01-13 06:26:53 AM  
Yes indeed culture plays a roll in all of this , not accepting this is a delusional viewpoint of reality!
 
2014-01-13 08:34:03 AM  
I'm glad to see Meow Said the Dog getting greenlit headlines...
 
2014-01-13 01:04:55 PM  
Honey, did you order another baby?
 
2014-01-13 02:21:18 PM  
If it fits, it ships.

/oh yeah
//that's gotta go
 
2014-01-13 02:38:10 PM  
This is why I only get my babies from Babies Overnight. Free return shipping.
 
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